Secrets thread!

Secrets thread!

Tell us your secrets and confessions, Sup Forums

Got my little brother to lick my pussy

I wanna fuck my cousins nice ass body

How old were you both at the time, user?

When did it stop?

pic?

That's not a secret, he does it all the time, also at school

I insert the cotton swabs into my ear canal

No shit James

>Be nine
>Have a friend named Olivia
>She a always makes me show dick
>Guess she was being molested
>Watch porn with her a few times
>We end up masturbating each other
>Eventually warm up to sex
>I'm a fag and not really up to it
>She guides me to it
>Force shota cock into her
>Really intense and I have to lean on bed
>Dick eventually achieves orgasm
>No jizz?
>Think I need to force it so it I push hard
>Release bladder inside her
>She hits me and yells
>Don't know what I did wrong
>mfw

I liked wearing panties and thongs

I have masturbated every single day since my 12th birthday. I'm almost 20 now.

He was 3 and I was 8. We did while playing house and I always prentended to be the baby. He licked my pussy when it was time to "change my diaper". We did it 4 times while playing house. Never again after that

huh. Did you ever do it again with her? Still in contact?

I can ride a bike with no handlebars

Thanks. Is it a positive memory now? Does it turn you on?

I bet he'd do it again if you flirted with him

I find women and girls online who are into Captain Picard and we watch vids together. i love showing them new things they never saw before and watching them cum to it

Oh shit nigger, how?

She stopped talking to me and moved away a month later. I'm 22 now and haven't seen an girl my age nude irl since.

weird memory. It does turn me on a little but flipped. I love picturing that i'm a little girl and some older man is asking me to suck his dick because it's a part fo the rules for the game

hahaha, I don't think so. He doesn't even remember he was too young adn I don't wanna bring it up.

that's nothing... I rode it down 3 steps once and into the street and then turned around back onto the sidewalk.

And I was never even mugged by black people

I can keep rhythm with no metronome

My older sister did similar things to me. We never talk about it.

When I was 13 the 4 year old I babysat jerked me off

Once got a girl pregnant while dating another girl, paid for her abortion, but we fucked like bunnies every day before it.

> I love picturing that i'm a little girl and some older man is asking me to suck his dick because it's a part fo the rules for the game

Have you ever explored that fantasy with anyone? How old do you imagine yourself?

A snapping turtle bit my dick when I was five, and I'm afraid of intimacy because there is a small scar.

Don't worry dude, that will calm down eventually. Typically, I don't masturbate until a day or two after having sex. Then it goes back to once a day before I fall asleep. High sex drive is nothing to be ashamed about.

a boy or girl? How was it?

One time I fucked my friends little sister. She wanted me bad and idk why I'm just your average user.

Both raped and have been raped

Im the guy who has been nannying upstate for the divorced mum. The last night of last week I was with them I bathed them and let them sleep in the bed with me with just shirts on. I packed a loose fitting pair of silk boxers and had them cuddle up to me while I read them a story laying between them. The younger one fell asleep but the older one started playing with my boxers and eventually put a hand down there on my leg. She was just testing the waters I think on how far she could get into my pants and I let her then she fell asleep. So did I. Looks like next week will be very interesting. A full week of loose silk boxers for sure.

why would you bring that shit up?

just tease the shit out of him so he boners all the time.

Do things like threaten to join him in the shower if he doesn't hurry up.

How the fuck did that happen?

I think those two black persons were killed with no reason and think the cops should be arrested.

Havent been here for a while, user. Can you give us the background? How old are they?

Prolly just hormones. Hit the gym if you want to feel justified next time something like that happens.

I am from Sup Forums and frequently leave the containment board.

Ever heard the phrase "chicks dig scars"?

Also post dick

I'm currently searching for a audio file. It's fake but I still get off hard to it and I lost the one I got from here a couple years back. It starts with you being in a mall and running into a little girl who has lost her mom. The audio is only her responses as well as passable background noise to make it seem believable. You get her to follow you to the bathroom by the promise of ice cream which she must suck out of you. She does so obediently. Then you set off to help her find her mom. The end. I seriously have to get off to it again.

I fucked my cousin in my grandmas house when we went up there for the 4th. She also gave me a hand job while we were sitting on the couch in the living room, while her mom and dad our grandma and my sister were in the room. We were under blankets so no one noticed... Hopefully

I want to have sex with Mari

It's okay,everyone does.

just tell your g/f that your dick is named scarface and is a mobster

tell her you can make a bunch of the white stuff for her to snort

Im 18 and have. never kissed a girl or had a gf

I still feel extremely guilty for not getting hurt more in an IED roadside bomb attack in Iraq/2006. My driver will have to walk with a cane for the rest of his life and I am still serving.

I know what you're talking about since I've heard it. I think I remember listening to it on vocaroo and ripping it from there. I eventually deleted it since It didn't do anything to me anymore.

I am a closet Sup Forumstard

That was no audio....... lurk more it is in a k mart I believe.
But you need to have FBI clearence.

hey buddy welcome to the club cookies and punch is by the door

I want to watch other peoples waifu's get bbc so I can call them cucks and laugh at them

Whenever I wake up in the mornings to take a dump, I give myself a slight slap to confirm I am indeed awake...wouldn't want to wake up to realize I shit my pants.

...

I found it in my backyard and sat down next to it to get a better view. I had like half an inch of foreskin hang off, so it didn't actually bite my head, but still.

I think the pickles on mcdonalds cheeseburgers taste good

Just don't get fat dude. Getting fat makes it worse.

I'll Try my hardest to lurk through it but if you can somehow obtain it faster based on your memory your help would be much appreciated

I go on omegle and show pizza over the cam giving some girls first taste of pizza. sometimes they get really into it.

Have you talked to anyone about this IRL?

your parents will never understand why you made your waifu look like rainbow dash and gave her a penis

one of my testicles hasn't fully dropped. Bane of my life.

Hmmmmmm this clearance you speak of.

I just want someone to love :(

Can't help you. I know it was one of the "famous" voice fags that appear on Sup Forums every now and again but I just don't remember.

Sure thing.

So I started nannying for this recently divorced mum who is struggling to make ends meet. She works overnight as a nurse. This is my third week gone of nannying them and they are 7 and 11. I basically come and collect them from school, take them to their house and the mum goes to work at 5PM, I take care of them until the morning. I get them off to school in the morning before the mum comes home at 10am.

I can end the world in a Holocaust

I want to be Dominated, forced to dress like a girl regularly, wear a vibrating buttplug and a chastity cage full time, and get fucked in the ass regularly.

>spot the nigger

Damn but you did give me a lead so thanks for that. I was in said "famous" thread at one point. Shit was alright.

who doesn't

Huh, just stupid kid shit. Makes sense. Glad you didn't lose your dick dude. That woulda sucked balls. That's all that would have been left anyway.

I can lead a nation with a microphone

No. Regardless of what everyone says, its looked upon as weak to do that. Especially in the USMC. Not PTSD or anything... just guilt so I just deal with it.

She has a bigger ass than in person and has amazing boobs

Post pics of the mom, user.

>spotted the neckbeard

Dude, like, legit?

Get a hobby. Go to the gym. It will happen eventually. Put yourself in tough situations and you'll learn eventually. Nothing gets easy until you've practiced it a shit ton, even talking to girls.

Only fags and liars don't, user

both girls? How far do you think you'll let things go?

Remember she might have a hidden camera

got none

same but not fucked in ass

Do any of the old-time anons lurk here? Wondering about bbq-mom and slender in particular

I once beat a kid to near death and left,him in a park

Different strokes I guess
Mostly mean dildos and whathaveyou

Picture*

not that person but what do you recommend for exercise im thinking of biking to places instead of taking car

Strength Training

Form of survivors guilt. It's alright man, everything happened for a reason. Maybe you have a higher purpose. Thank you for serving and protecting this country

As far as they let them want to go. I'm good, the mom is a massive man hater and is in a space at the moment that lets me explore the psychology of the situation. (I'm a studying Psych at the moment) We've had conversations along the lines of that it is okay to bathe them and okay to bond with them as the older one starts to mature and she's even said that she is getting a little crush on me. So I think she is oblivious to me taking advantage of the situation. Which to be honest, I am not really doing that directly. The natural flow of the situation lead her right into my pants after some minor assistance from me. I'm good as far as getting found out goes, I think lol. But I am more getting kicks out of the curiosity aspect rather than any type of forcing myself into the situation.

It's a shame that's the case. You're prolly not a catholic fag, but confessing to a priest has helped me through a lot of things that I couldn't confide to other people. Not to mention, Sup Forums is always here for you bro.

It's a good plan, actually. Make sure you have a reliable way of carrying stuff though so that you can go shopping that way.

mods

she initiated the pants thing? Completely on her own?

Any chance you could live the dream and get the mom involved?

Do you have anything more to say about your adventures? I'm copying it down so I can masturbate to it later.

what's wrong with watching Star Trek on Omegle?

I licked and rubbed my sisters pussy for 4 years. Started when she was 8. I am 4 years older. She obviously remembers. She is 38 now and still single. I suspect i fucked up

My girlfriend's roommate gives me blowjobs and I feel guilty but i don't think I can stop.

why did it stop?

Do you ever talk about it? How does she treat you?