Europe according to czechs

Europe according to czechs

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>that opinion for us
I fucking love how despite the Czech tourists incident,still shittons of Czech tourists come

Thanks y-you too

Super nice to nearly everyone but France lol

Its bs thqh

French are the third most popular people here

>ex-wife
>not ex-husband

>England
>Secret crush

>Scotland
>Men in skirts

literally nobody loves france, man.
youtube.com/watch?v=A0yxfVFDD-0

There was czech students in my high school (old partenariat). They were cool guys.

>second
nice, who's first?

only smart people like us

>according to czechs

According to one czech.

This is just the opinion of some czech guy from r/europe.
It is not representative in any way whatsoever

>SR
Serbs

Do Czechs blame the French for them getting anschlussed in WW2?

They blame Brits and the French. It's the Western Betrayal meme together with Yalta.

Poles have that too.

Czechs hate more or less everyone who is not Czech

t. knower

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>Fyrom
>lol
Lol.

We hate Czechs too

>we learn obut them in history class
mah man

Sr-slovakia

Yeah I know about poles, they never shut up about it. I think czechs actually have a reason to be annoyed though, they were actually betrayed

Munich is used a synonym for betrayal and Chamberlain for traitor.

>Polish slovakia

they weren't betrayed since they agreed to give their whole country to germany.

You forgot Greece.

We have right to be anally devastated by 1939 and the whole Communism situation after WW2.

No really

We were not even invited to Munich

>agreed

More like ordered under the threat of being a sole culprit of causing another war.

>whole

Only Sudetenland.

I can confirm this. infa 1488%

>sister
yeah ok.

Hacha had 2 heart attacks during negations with Hitler

I hate these stupid maps. So fucking cringeworthy.

traitors of what?

noice

Yeah, Hitler was afraid he's gonna die, somebody else is gonna come in, fuck it all up and they'll actually have to start a war early.

forost.ungarisches-institut.de/pdf/19251016-4.pdf

>We hate Czechs too
Confirmed for true Slavs.

> Implying you didn't forget to czech your mail...

Can any Czech explain to me when one uses Čárkované letters and how to learn their placing?

>too many Germans
How about we take those Germans and put them back into Sudetenland?

When did France betray your country?

WW2

I like how you fellows always have such a disparaging attitude towards us

we don't consider you at all

Č = cz
Any other crazy letters like šřžťďň are to confuse anybody trying to look like czech and to make sure our kids are frustrated in school to learn proper grammar.

Also some of the new online generation never use the punctation, so why would you bother?

cringe
don't know how to explain that tbhfam, they're just letters like any other
C and Č are different, you can't interchange them, in "cesta" (road) you cant say "česta", on the other hand in "čárka" you can't say "carka"
imagine "c" and "cz" in polish, only in our written letters the difference seems smaller

of course in informal writing you can write letters without the funny shits on top of them because it's impractical to search for them on the keyboard, people will understand if you write "carkovane"
1938 and then a few months later in 1939

>pole asks about čárka
>explains háček

long vowel
you place them when there is a long vowel in the word

Now i feel retarded.
But still
>Čárkované letters

:(

isn't it exactly the same tho?
how I explained it (the 2nd post), you can't use á where a belongs and vice versa, idk how to explain it precisely it sounds different looks different it's just an entirely different letter

Well first of all you might try to explain the difference in sounds it represents you know, retard.

>try to explain the difference in sounds it represents
how tho
č sounds like č

nevermind, I'm too high for this

Ah... When Hitler invaded your country and France did nothing

Is it true that Vietnamese Czechs are criminals?

Not really. Some of them just grow and sell weed.

Yes, most of them are lowlifers. We had them here too during socialism, but then we become poor and they left us. Now the only dog-eaters we have are the gyppos. But they leech benefits and are not hungry. Thus no one is taking care of the stray dogs.

>Is it true that Vietnamese Czechs are criminals?
Not really.
There are some viet drug "cartels" near the border with Germany, but otherwise they are bro tier.

>Arrogant Traitor

In France, we have an expression "tirer sur l'ambulance" which you can translate as "shooting a dying person". You perflectly know that we cannot help you back then, so if we're really "traitors" then you're at least dumb.

German military and Abwehr were preperad to launch a coup against Hitler if you honoured your word. France dug its own grave.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oster_Conspiracy

Btw, we've had treaty with the USSR as well, but it depended on France. Our fortification system and arms industry were quite good.

Hitler conquered France with our tanks.

>France is so strong, it can have saved the world from nazism

I'm glad you think this of my country, but we were clearly at our worst state of all history. Even Spain with Franco could have crush us back then.

Hitler wasn't so strong back then. France and Britain made him strong with their policy of appeasement.

>Hitler wasn't so strong back then

You're right, but we were clearly at our weakest state, this is why our politicians wanted to resolve things by diplomacy.

that map is unbelievably reddit-tier

t. Polish Slovakia

Exactly.
British diplomacy is much more responsible for convincing France and betraying Czechoslovakia in 1938, but we take the whole blame.
Like in 1940, France army covers British retreat and then they call us surrendering monkeys.

Brits are truly the best at banter.

Tell me about Grenoble

400 000 people.
Location: Mountains,
Population: French-Italians and Arabs.
Occupation: high-tech laboratories, engineers, quite decent job opportunities
Criminality: high
Politics: very leftist (our mayor is a ecologist).

What about Surrey ? Sorry but I couldn't locate it in a map.

Litarally no one holds these opinions, fuck off, cunt,
Nah, you are known organ thiefs

Because it is literally from reddit

Vietcongs are per capita our most imprisoned minority after gypsies. They only do drug related crimes tho.

Plus taxes avoiding

Still nice people, imho much bettet than ukranians

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>Macedonia
>Lol

>SR

You sure SR is slovakia?

SR- Slovenská Republika/Slovak Republic

they used czech abbreviatons for everyone but USA, considering the question it is 100% slovakia

Yeah

You have serbs under jugo

Its not a town, its a county
Its next to the Greater London Area, so people who dont want to live in London but do work there often live here;ie Bankers.

Its the most densley populated and one of the top 3 most populated counties but its very green and generally quite rich, the densely populated parts are near London generally.
You go from town to countryside quite quickly, you get lots of very idyllic comfy places not too far from London and big towns which makes it a popular place to live.
It also has a lot of historical places like Hampton Court

As a result house prices here are high and it is the richest county in England (and therefore Britain) next to inner west London.

>hungary not on the list

wtf I hate Czechia now

what do you mean? Hungary is first

My country is and has always been (HU)

You don't fool me

Its about minorities and there are only 4k peple with hungarian passport living in czechia

They asked about fucking Afghanistan though

>Just googled "Surrey Hills"
Wtf I love England now.

Pic. is Grenoble.

Well, you ain't rich enough to worth immigrating to. You're just...Hungary plus. Basically the same culture, same vices, lots of porn stars, foreigners obsessed with the capital city (Prague and Budapest),the only difference is that our cuisine isn't half as good as ours but you're somewhat richer, though not as rich as Bitbongs or der Ordnung muss sein, Javohl mein Führer's.

>Like in 1940, France army covers British retreat and then they call us surrendering monkeys.

Well thousands of French troops left Britain after the evacuation and went back to France.... only to surrender.

I meant your* cuisine isn't half as good

Pretty accurate.

There is lot of Huns in CZ though, they just have Slovak passport

Are you sure? But they speak slovak
Yeah, we are the same tier

Literallx no difference

>primary holiday resort

more like Ritual suicide grounds

>Ex-wife
More like your ex-daddy

So according to wiki there are like 20k hungarians...mostly with czech ot slovak passport

>they speak slovak

yeah they do, they only pretend they dont when they are in Slovakia

i agree, sad but true

czechs are bros if we want it or not

gypsy

>British army retreat from all front and British government inform French government the next day
>Belgium, seeing that their right flank is now empty, surrender (600k soldiers btw)
>French army still hold until the last moment, leaving entire corps to be destroyed by the advancing german armies.
>Best elements of the French army are now lossed
>Brits can't do shit since all their equipement was left on French shores
>French defeatist can now safely say "we told you"
>France surrender

I seriously don't understand how czechoslovakian could see France as a terrible traitor, when the reason behind their grievance is obviously Chamberlain, and the Brits.
All this part of my countries history make me sad.

For the record, Slovaks dont, Czechoslovakia during this time was really just Czech Republic, as Slovakia was independent

Yeah its nice generally. The countryside here is really very pretty. The towns do vary though, its mostly the houses in private closes (such as mine) which are the nice ones where everyone lives and as we are so close to london you only generally see okish main highstreets.


DESU i think my grandmother's town, Harrogate, is nicer. Have a house there too.

Used to live in the Howardian hills for a time, they were also very pretty. Went to school with the Howards too.

Villages and the towns in the south are a different matter

You must have some nice mountains