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anime

tights.

love big tits me
gonna do a cheeky bath

child porn

wish i could switch the gf for a better one ahahahaha loool

kay-on

manchild

good post

gonna do a suicide

/ita/

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WE the NOOooooooorthern brothers

*Picks up a big rock*

Nintendo should just stop making consoles with their shitty gimmicks so I can play Mario on my PS4

Best Zelda race

Why are there no goth girls anymore lads?

>man united refball
ah yes

good taste

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Reminder that this would literally solve all our problems

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>gramsci

doing a crease

take your hegemony and shove it up your jacksie

me in the bottom right

Is this taking a year off work and travelling thing just a meme?

I'm tempted but cba coming back to no job, little in savings because I've just blown it, and the depressing realisation that I probably won't get to do it agian.

>games

Why do people say 'game' instead of 'match' now? The Americans don't even play football why is Americanisation affecting what we call a football match?

Anyway I'm sure it's great to watch when you're actually there, but for me I've never felt any connection to a team nor much enjoyment from watching desu. I'll try, but I'll find myself getting distracted then end up missing a goal. Or are we calling them touchdowns now?

>been working for over a year
>only have 5k to show for it

Assuming vitiligo isn't contagious, would you?

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*prepares for a red white and blue breakfast*

I have severe emetophobia (fear of vomiting)
does NOT mix well with chronic anxiety nausea haha
*washes my hands 3 times*

take your orthodox shite and shove it up your bum mate

i'd wish they'd turn the fucking canned laughter off FUCK OFF fucking retarded normgoblins shut the fuck up ree

There are but they're rare
I still see them because metal is more popular here

*vomits on you*

>sectarianism

have we learnt NOTHING

>Assuming vitiligo isn't contagious
well it isn't so sure

I make 36k a year and struggle to pay food + bills

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GOD


SAVE

DUH

KWEEEEEN

fake article silly yank angloboo

This is fake.

Used to have that when I was young, then I got ill, vomited loads and it went away.

Eat a raw chicken and you'll be sorted mate

What trend are people on now?

Ironically if we did kill all the poor it would both kill the people on the laugh track and the people the laugh track appeals to

does it even snow south of birmingham

>typically 45 - 55 min

How accurate is gmaps?

it doesn't snow at all in this country

*has a 3 day long panic attack*
3 days is the maximum incubation period of most illnesses that cause vomiting btw

Bucks here and we had a white Christmas a few years ago and loads of snow.

We might get a little bit in Jan/Feb, dunno

Weird genders

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yes, but only occasionally

t. bournemouth

>snow
lol what's that?

> you bought a wii U
Feeling ripped off desu.

only in jan or feb

tite tite tite tight tite!

I don't know. I use to call them matches, but culture seems to have changed. Probably fifa. EA SPORTS ITS IN THE GAME.

>missing goals.
Stop playing on your phone mate.
You probably go on Sup Forums while watching, just sit and watch the match. If it's not your thing it's fine. It's not for everyone.

In the uk it's so rare. They don't even hang around the shopping centre like the mallrats they use to be.

havent had a sexual thought since early november. hmmmm

Isn't she swedish ?

>bought a wii U

How is that anyone's fault but your own?

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How much does that cost in Brazil?

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where do you get off being such a paki?

some sad feels in /n/

very cute boipucci

Veggie chow mein
veggie spring rolls

rate my Chinese order between 0-1

>at house party on nye
>mostly women there
>get really drunk and creep most of them out

Being a normal has become alien to me

>You probably go on Sup Forums while watching

You're right, I watch it on my PC because I've got the BTsport app online.

Just feel a bit left out desu

There is no such things as borders

-1

Mum saw my internet history and has been taking me to a leading cult deprogrammer to stop me being such a racist

still can't believe the Yanks put Donald Trump as President

christ alive hahahahahahaha

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doing a thing

FONT

male?

post fucking machines

just had a great dream wherein i ended up smoking weed with tw childhood friends and my high school crush and her friend whilst watching this weird program that wasn't rick and morty.

then i woke up (still in the dream) and preceeded to post about the experience on /brit/ and reflect on why my crush didn't talk to me much and also i was watching a robot fighting competition from 2010.

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worst one yet

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the missus

>it's been 8 years and I still dream about being at school and with the 'friends' I had at the time even though they were cunts

why

walking talking mannequin 2bh

screeching

>never shagged an emo girl in skinny jeans that wore two belts

wasted youth desu

told my old man that i think trump will be one of the best presidents we've ever had and he scoffed at the thought

WHERE IS MY STATE ASSIGNED BROWN QT

>yanks trying to be funny
why

ayy lmao

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late

yeah because he's a fucking clown mate

you've totally fucked it

it's like us putting Katie Hopkins as PM

Celebrations ratings

Top Tier
>Malteaser
>Galaxy

Mid Tier
>Galaxy Caramel
>Mars
>Twix

Low Tier
>Snickers
>Milky Bars

Disgusting leftovers from every christmas since 1951
>Bounty

haha yeh i don't even really like them any more

still its nice to dream about the high school crush

maybe we are still in contact in some alternate universe and im getting a glimpse of that

would

with the force of a thousand suns

didnt even notice (you)s are back

>trump got elected like 2 months ago
>Wall aint built yet

Crikey

Socks.

it was him or Clinton, they didn't really have a choice

bounty is great kill yoursen

>implying im trying to be funny

It's not funny. It's the truth ;)


You are the old European. Make room for the new Europeans.