/bet/: bayern trolled us hard edition

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1st for donating Euan a fiver to not be banned.

Hang on the white ones are the Barbara and sheropova? Holy fuck I'm so confused

First for I'm a successful trader

Actually laughing.

Independiente 33333333

Reminder that >we have an Icelandic division 3 player on TT

Fucking baseball and brit who "tipped" it

Fucking hell why are you posting in this thread you mongs?

So so happy

Even cashed out of the women's final earlier because I was certain the white woman was Williams and was playing worse

Looks like summer has begun. Why are you retards posting in here when the other is at 280 posts?

So many minorities loitering outside McDonalds pmsl.

Can Serena beat both of them? Venus is shot

In what way did Bayern troll you? Eye water, air by the way

SO happy I went all in on Williams

is jose aldo freemoney tonight?

Yeah.

Free money for the bookies.

Lesnar to win tonight?

Bet the farm on it

IF YOU'RE UP AND YOU KNOW IT GIVE A (YOU)

reporting him to ksi

need Derfell tips please

Quite a night.

Who /Dafabet/ here?

Why is everyone here tipping lesnar? Serious question, I don't know much about it.

What is a youtuber going to do?

Memes make dreams

>tfw i went to school with him
v v confused at his life

Would really enjoy a Chapecoense goal

Check your Skrill.

T-thank you. Why?

Not sure how to cope with this windfall desu

Is everyone here retarded or something?

Reminder that Euan's CHEAP

pmsl

What the fuck is going on? Why do people here take joy in losing money?

I did it to show that not all Jewish people are evil and cheap. We care about the less fortunate.

SHAKING. Missed out on an absolute worldie in Brazil ITF. Was just about to tip it to see its in play and my guy won the first set.

Lads, I thought I would be happy once I cashed out but now without betting I only feel more depressed. Should I add some cash to my account? Miss betting so so so much

I understand. I feel bad for ever mocking the jews on Sup Forums. Will take up their defence from now on

Welcome back Ameribets.

Jews funded the invasion of Ireland in 1171 it's time to pay reparations starting with me

This is /bet/, but potato welfare. Paddy, please go.

*not potato

>tfw I could be up trillions
>tfw I'm only up millions because of the gimmicks I have to invent to make a bet on my bookie

Seriously, maybe I'll start tipping on TT and then ask for a fiver a month. (Family and friends discount for /bet/)

look at you go

2-1 to Greater Lowell.

I don't even know how to use that website yet.

How sure are you on your last 2 tips, lad?

Do I follow romania tips or go on lesnar

Oh fug didn't even see that.

Want to tip Canadian itf. But don't wanna do a custom tip.

Blackjack life, best life.

i'm making god tier smoothies and spicy baked potatoes.

all of this was possible because i got a blackjack when i went all in after 4 losing hands.

VILLAGESSSSSSSSSSSSS

both?

cant wait to lose my roll on Romanian tips desu

Swerved after this
William Pereira's come off. Not good desu
Gums so so so bloody

Bet you're making the most out of the Japanese welfare system schlomo ya cheap cunt

I'm here for business.

Liberman, your money's been spent well

Then he shrugged it off and orchestrated the goal pmsl

You just lost all the money I gave you, didn't you?

PLEASE have faith.

Kek. Why would you waste money like that?

Okay, I'll pray for you.

Thank you ^_~

>not Greaseman anytime

Rate my Juve tier bet

Romania has bets on J2-League only on U & O, but these are my tips on tommorow match-wins.

JEF United Chiba
Verdy
Kyoto

all of the above wins imo

Juve Tryhards Day128 Summary

Start: £20
Current: £146
Day: +£126

V poor start today but thanks to a windfall from Big_Al (and Liber) a small recovery was made.

it won't happen, pmsl.

*Day 12

Maybe he'll get better.. r-r-right?

Aren't your last two tips opposing?

better chance of me becoming a chief rabbi. and i'm not jewish.

oy vey!

2-0 Villages.

Carlos Aruajo SURREAL.

Hup so much from Villages this year, need to buy a kit

bit jel desu

kek.

VERY interested in the man behind juveguy

Who watching pro kabaddi on skysports 3?

PLEASE tell me about sp/albania. how is it know he's disabled and such?

does he behave like a sane, rational man? Dont really want to give a full history desu. Some things are best left in the past.

Mistake lid

>Hass
Would love to catch you in Westfield so I can bait you out

Sage/TJ/Cain accu. sound good? Then Lesnar on a single of course.

The anti Albania poster is Hass posting as user, can tell by the syntax

who on here does? :^)

kek.

>cain

Slander

Can't be arsed about the late loser with Greater Lowell. Am also taking overs in the Villages game, they're so dangerous going forward but without Perriera I can see them becoming more and disorganised and will probably concede.
Miami City v Palm Beach stream

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For the NetBet sign up bonus, where you have to play through the deposit and bonus 6 times.

Can that be on any market?

It says in the terms that to get the bonus you can't bet on Over/Under or handicaps, but it's not clear about the rollover requirement

Whats wrong with him, he stomped Junior dos santos I believe it was last time around.

No everyone hates that albanian cunt along with euan

I consider myself reasonably sane; however, I did transfer money to Juve which he spent on a bet most likely without merit.

wtb atm lids?

>1-0 Miami
Was going to tip HT/FT too pmsl

that was like 3 years ago

he has been injured for a long time and will have octagon rust

Travis Browne is VALUE

Anyone know anything about Rugby Union, theres a game on now on skysports 1.

Stupid latin names, nevermind, hes the bum.

Other 2 are solid then, Ill toss lesnar in with them I guess.

good on ya you even played the compound interest ;)

>Anyone know anything about Rugby Union
yes.

God, Courtois is a tall fucker.

are tennis tipsters us bets legit? is his winning streak coming to an end?

Lost so much by blindly tailing all of romania's tips. His model isn't performing well.