/heem/: a young man edition

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>Fighters on colored Reebok shorts
mmafighting.com/2016/7/9/12114502/ufc-200-fighters-react-to-color-being-added-to-reebok-fight-shorts

>TUF 23 Finale Bonuses
mmamania.com/2016/7/9/12132966/tuf-23-finale-bonuses-joanna-jedrzejczyk-korean-superboy-headline

>Gadelha claims she got robbed despite clearly losing the fight again
mmafighting.com/2016/7/9/12134538/claudia-gadelha-thought-she-won-three-rounds-argues-shes-technically

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intensively shaking

first for /shortnap/

VERY VERY IMPORTANT POLL LADS NEED LOTS OF RESPONSES

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In for /SUCC NATION/

We are now in the age of Wonder Boy

OP's pic

I wish that was possible, I'm fucking dying here

err 30 minutes or so

He actually looks pretty good in this pic. But then the more I look at it, the worse it gets

Schaub Bless

First for hispect.

Who /wwe/ here

>sperg loser OP has to make the thread 14 posts early every single time

The sad thing is he probably gets a rush from it.

When does ufc 200 start lads? I'm calling up 9-10 of my good buddies right now

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Be prepared to see people asking for a link ever 3 posts.

How do we combat this?

>Gadelha claims she got robbed
Bloody hell really? She thought she blocked all the leg kicks too.
If JJ was rocked in Round 3, then yeah I think Claudia would take that round but she was just off balance and that was clear in the replay.
Round 4 was a 10-8 and you could argue Rd5 was a 10-9, so at the very best it's a draw, in which case JJ still retains

What do you lads think

Cant wait to spam the board with apologize threads when Brock wins

3 bongs

15, not 14
get it right downie

Link them the findminecraft link and when other people post the findminecraft link, reply to them with "oh man thanks, this is crisp!"

I gave the hue monkey the first 3, round 3 was tricky.

but round 4 was a certain 10-8 in my book

right here family

UNITE

IMPORTANT POLL, PLS VOTE
strawpoll.me/10707004
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What are the odds that Joanna-Gadelha was the best fight that we'll see this weekend?

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Read the link. She doesnt use the word "robbed" OP is just a really stupid little bitch.

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put r/mmastreams in the OP

>strawpoll.me/10707004
Nr 2 is the only reasonable one

Who /myabilities/ here??

>the same dude is here EVERY DAY ALL DAY making threads.

Just wow. It's even more pathetic than being a reddit mod or the Sup Forums janitor.

>you now remember Jon Jones

what went wrong?

Undefeated.

Brock bringing the bants

put the link in the OP

giving a nigger a second, third, fourth chance ...etc.... went wrong

So lads i live in denver when will the fights start here? i have to work but can leave when i want i just want to work just enough so i dont suffer monetarily. I am ordering it.

I would have to agree

The article itself is deceiving too. When I was watching the presser I didn't think that was the vibe Claudia was giving off, yet it suggests otherwise

UFC 200: Tate vs Nunes

>I cant figure out timezones

K time to settle this once and for all

Is Goober the equivalent of Eastwood for the MMA world

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How did you score the last round? If it's 10-9 then you had it as a draw, right?


Anyone got the MMA journalists scoring of the fight?

the first fight starts in 2 bong and 48 bings, that the fight pass prelims

He rack disapwine

Hunt is gonna KO Brock with a fading uppercut.

This fight won't be close. Brock is done for.

Let's be real. Has brock even been training?

The more I think about it, the more I think Hunt in gonna heem him in the first minute.

mmadecisions.com/decision/7136/Joanna-Jedrzejczyk-vs-Cláudia-Gadelha

Brock beat him

I think so. Nate is Tuco and Aldo is Angel Eyes.

He's known he was going to fight since March. I'm sure he's stayed in shape and trained a bit. But he didn't know he was gonna fight Hunt until a month ago.

He's been roiding

And keeping in WWE shape.

I predict he will be heemed.

Who

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Yes

He is first and foremost an actor who has developed a devoted fandom of people who are unable to distinguish the characters he plays from the actual person

hey lads im awake and ready for the fights
i rewatched yoanna/claudia and that was a great fight, gives me a bit of hope for our main event tonight (not really)

stupid crackas are keepin a good black man down

You're my best friend

bottom left - damn she's fine
name?

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Brock's here for the money
when he is questioned about the future of his career in fighting he says "I'm not gonna go into details, IM HERE FOLKS, IM BACK!!!! ITS EXCITING!!"
he just came to sell some pore pay per looks or whatever theyre called, and get more cash
he's here just for 200 and he will re-retire after he gets heemed by an actual fighter

Schaub Bless.

looks like he aged 10 years

Robbie absorbed 5 years and took off an additional 5 off him in the process

He's also fighting to cross promote WWE Summerslam to the MMA fans. Part of the deal with Vince McMahon was to promote Summerslam tonight.

desu WWE's wellness policy is probably stricter than UFC's considering Jon wont get pulled from a card unless he literally runs someone over or tries robbing a bank

dude love's daughter

FRANK MIR HAD A HORSESHOE UP HIS ASS!
I TOLD HIM THAT...A YEAR AGO
I PULLED THAT SUMABITCH OUT
--AND BEAT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH!!
WOOOOOOOOO!

"Hey Pussy, Are you still there? -Anderson Sliva
What did he mean by this?

Going through hell will do that to you.

Thanks lad.
I'm surprised none of the judges gave Round 3 to Claudia.

Not that I think she did win, but judges just score things differently sometimes

traps of the gods

THE GOAT

>an actor who has developed a devoted fandom of people who are unable to distinguish the characters he plays from the actual person


hmm havent thought that way but you're definitely on point here

gooberboys think he's a hero on smth that keeps fighting the good fight in his everyday life

>to promote Summerslam tonight.
>Hey uhh Mark Hunt's a good fighter, tune in to my uh thing in August for the WWE

>WWE's wellness policy is probably stricter than UFC's
>/asp/ actually believes this

actually just got invited to a watch party, thanks anyway though

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that header might have been a bit of an exaggeration desu
i didn't watch the presser, so I just took the article on face value

> a literal demon

No, the UFC is going to actually show promos for Summerslam.

>People thing ufc 100 did more ppv buys than 196 but it didn't, know that.
What did he mean by this?

the judges last night were good, nothing too weird
some stupid burger couldn't understand 48-45 or gave ross round 1, and people who bet on roy were btfo

Some people get their souls snatched out through a deleted chin. Rory lost his through a deleted nose.

current UFC is as corrupt as 90s WCW

where is pick bro?

Who else here is only watching for Brock?

Don't give a shit about sweaty homo man grab

Eddie "The Eagle" Alvarez

He means he got humiliated in front of more people than Frank Murr

There's a UFC show on tonight?

What time is Conor McGregor fighting?

forgot your hat

all of you go back reeeeee

Come back for 202 m8

What ya snacking on during the fights tonight?

Well I'm probably gonna be working tonight. There's a chance I get a 9-11 break. That would be ideal. Either way I'm gonna miss most of the card. It is what it is. That weekend money is too damn good to miss out on.

not only for brock but I've been skipping a lot of UFCs lately because the cards have been so shitty


bringing Brock back feels like some Pride shit