/heem/: sage northcutt edition

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UFC 200 stream link: findminecraft.com/UFC-200_720

Upcoming events:

7/9: UFC 200 - Tate vs Nunes [FP Prelims start at 6:30 PM EDT, 3:30 PM PDT, 11:30 PM BST, FS1 Prelims start at 8 PM EDT, 5 PM PDT, 1 AM BST, Main card starts at 10 PM EDT, 7 PM PDT, 3 AM BST]

get hyped lads

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Brendan Schaub THE god

First for Condit

Anderson will win

be real

BORK SMASH

FINAL EMBEDDED

youtube.com/watch?v=R1oTmRO8ivw
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>The average /heem/ poster is a 5'9" and under manlet white male who weighs between 180 - 200 lbs.

REALLY makes you think. So you're all pretty much Big Pigg clones. Are you also balding?

cheers for the stream link m8

Haha, great thread Sir.

>white
>johny hendricks

In Schaub we trust

Schaub Bless

>tfw heem is 80% balding obese manlet virgins

Hendricks has Dutch, German, and Native American Otoe tribe ancestry.[61][62]

I'll sit here and see Northcutt destroy my nigga.

not championship material

you finally found a group of people you can get along with

Based stream

thanks lad

fuck sage youve got a fight tonight get out the bath

I think you'd be surprised.

>XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

damn Samar bringing the yoga fire

>ETD
>PTD
>BST
>AM
>PM>ETD
>PTD
>BST
>AM
>PM>ETD
>PTD
>BST
>AM
>PM>ETD
>PTD
>BST
>AM
>PM
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

>dutch and german blood
>manlet

what went wrong

I'm not surprised, motherfucker!

Can you name one single fighter who's had a bigger drop off since USADA than this man?

>no Eugene
>no king Nate
Dropped

Too much venison.

You're right, shlub winning a belt would be very surprising.

EDT = east coast of US
PDT = west coast of US
BST = british time

>when the chemo hits

DO NOT PROVOKE SAGE YOU MERE MORTAL.

Str8 outta Munchausen

So I told that teachin' lady, the only three letters I need to know are C E T

ufc.tv/video/ufc-200-fight-pass-prelims

Here's a countdown timer m8

EMBEDDED IS OUT

youtube.com/watch?v=R1oTmRO8ivw
youtube.com/watch?v=R1oTmRO8ivw

Thats just painfull to watch man, damn.

in 14 minutes the earliest prelims start

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Its not our fault nobody cares about siberian time zones, Artyom.

Jesus it looks like they just dragged some random office worker out of his cubicle

>Hendricks in my parlay

H-he'll hydrate, right?

You're off by an hour, dummy

otoe tribe ancestry

don't worry he's got that secret hamburger tech

fuck

The designated tea break is officially:

The Sage Northcutt fight

someone explain

He's in Vegas. By the time he gets to the octagon, he'll have pure bacon grease flowing through his veins.

We're gonna see a new level of Pigg Rigg.

He missed the weight.

International fight week is ravaging my body, rarely felt worse than this

>Silva weighed in at 198
>Fighting a guy who could barely make 205

This is pride levels of freakshow

but thats not the wmma fight

206*

based stream lad

When' is the Yuka Kinoshita x DC crossover happening? She already did one with epic meal time guy

youtube.com/watch?v=-dxqlXPyDl4
youtube.com/watch?v=qhEHf2v53LY

he drained his weight but not enough (he's forced to lost pay over 0.25lbs off the mark) the fact he couldn't drop that little extra and the way he's fucking shaking indicate he is on the brink of fucking dying

>not being a NEET who can adjust his sleeping patterns for UFC

>anderson silva could be the ufc heavyweight champion of the world within 12 hours

FINAL STRAWPOLLS!

>Do you have a beard?
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>Are you balding?
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>Have you ever had a gf
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>Do you trane?
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>Have you ever done the naughty?
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Reminder that Fedor fought Hong man choi in his prime

It's not for the title you goof.

>tfw need to get up at 8am tomorrow
thats its boys im not going to sleep

I have to trane at 8am and then go work

will I survive this

make sure you include that stream in the game thread, im leaving and coming back for the main fight

Iirc Hendo weigh in similarly for his fight with DC. I think thats a fair indicator of how this will go. Silva is extremely unpredictable though...

I'm on holiday, I tried and failed, on 8 hours of sleep out of the last 72 hours, my insides scream

HAVE THE PRELIMS STARTED YET LADS?
I'M SO HYPE

Didn't the doctors tell her to stop eating so much shit already?

Claudia really just played womanhug yesterday didn't she?

DONT VOTE IN THESE POLLS ITS A SHILL TRYING TO GET OUR INFO

1 FUCKING BONG

Does it matter

Guys UFC 200 starts in just a little bit

its here

i'm not making the gamethread goof
the british guy handles those

You know, I get why its a fetish, but watching people eat does nothing for me,

if he wins does he get a legit title shot while jones is out?

Cormier also isnt the heavyweight champ you goof

He's losing 20k minimum over a quarter of a pound. That is how fucking lazy that fat shit is. He'd rather give up a decent car or a down payment on a condo or something than work off a goddamn value menu burger patty.

Thanks doc

she's going to die

Daily Reminder to:

>train gi 3x per week

>do lots of cardio

>box at an actual boxing gym

me likes

>tfw after tonight it'll be another 6-7 years till UFC 300

>Tate almost missed weight

kek what a whore

disgusting

Hendricks' team said the shaking is a wrestling weigh in thing. Supposedly it makes you a little lighter on the scale.

ess normal

>Implying we won't reach UFC 300 by 2018

You know, I kinda feel like DC could probably beat stipe

Yup. I love him but it's ridiculous. Can't wait to see how he handles middleweight lol

Didn't dana say if hendricks missed weight one more time he was gonna force him to go up a division?

you sound like a sexist shitlord

Reminder that Brock is a traitor to our great nation.

>Another 7 years till we see Brock again

ahh speaka the portaguesa

you did not take into account the increase of events every year between ufc 100 and 200

Gadelha won Round 3 how did people not see that

Uuh that's japanese bro