/NFL/ General : Rep your team edition

NYG:Will Tye 'caught everything' this offseason
MIA:Dion Jordan 50/50 to make final roster?
KC:Chiefs, Berry have not made much progress
DEN:Broncos submit improved offer to Von Miller
NYJ:Muhammad Wilkerson and Jets still not talking
BUF:Sammy Watkins (foot) running in straight line
CHI:Report: Bears, Jeffery not confident in deal
WAS:PFT: No Cousins deal before July 15 deadline
FA:Report: Philadelphia will host 2017 Draft
BUF:Pennsylvania AG's office drops McCoy case
NYJ:Powell will see 'major touches' this season?
PIT:Wheaton entering final season with Steelers?

Raiders reporting in

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Oakland_Raiders_season
youtube.com/watch?v=9yh1DyvTuDA
streamable.com/8fnu
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Texans, present

>Pup memes

Who /pokemon go/ here?

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faget

Snek pls leaf

>your team
>your age
>best moment last year
>favorite food/drink

Raiders
21
Broncos upset in Denver
Pork Chops and Rootbeer

>leader of the xehawks
>literally has a wife's son
>wife's son is named after the dad

you can't make this shit up

>Eagles
>27
>Winning at Cowboys in OT
>Pizza and Coke

Sup, bottom boi

I miss Finnegan. At least we were known for something other than blowing ass when we had a bunch of scrappy "dirty" players.

He was scrappy, alright, I'll give him that.

Hey, maybe if Mariota can stay healthy this year, you guys might accomplish something. And I don't mean that sarcastically.

I want to see them succeed. I really do. I also want them to become the Oilers again, but I know that probably won't happen.

you know, vikings didn't wear those gay ass helmets

Not unless the Texans franchise bombs financially.

you know, your dad shouldve worn one of those those gay ass condoms

I didn't want them to move back to Houston. It just want them to use the Oilers' logos and uniforms.

Ah. I misunderstood. My apologies.

>Its another drunk before the sun is down episode

>Drinking before the sun comes down

At least when I'm feeling drunk I'm feeling something.

I also just noticed I have the Raiders and Jest game recorded for some reason, maybe I'll watch it.

I lol at still.

Who team /datbirdindanorf/ here?

What would be your face if you found out there would be an All-Texas Owl?

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I wouldn't have a face because it won't happen.

>mfw the baby's name is literally, actually "Future"
wew

Damn this guys is too smart to even entertain a hypothetical in the middle of the offseason. Thank you for bearing the burden of your superior intellect so plebs like the rest of us herw on Sup Forums may follow your guiding light and superior wisdom

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We doin' this?

My team stays out of the headlines yet again! No news is good news in the NFL offseason!

>tfw you remember that your team's mascot and aesthetic are pretty based

man it feels good to be a buccaneer

>his team is an animal

I know that feel too. No bad blood between pirate bros.

>his city doesn't have a football team
>he doesn't have anyone to root for

>His team collapses whenever there are expectations

But my state has a football team. Actually every state I ever lived in had a team.

>His team has averaged .500 as long as he's been alive

Healthy Romo and Dez this year along with Elliot, bitch. 19-0 this year. Tony finally getting his ring.

You should do stand-up.

>19-0

I get the raiders saying this but how can you sleep when the busc don't wear the creamsicle unis every game BAKA

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Fuck off with your Oakland 2-14's.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Oakland_Raiders_season

youtube.com/watch?v=9yh1DyvTuDA

I get kind of sad when I don't see those unis.

post NFL related things.

GO

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wait, not the webm

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I cannot think of a single more clutch play in the history of the Super Bowl than that.

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gah...
Not a cowshits fan but that just had to hurt

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At the time everyone hated those uniforms. They've just become nostalgic and retro

I always kinda felt sorry for Romo. To have talent and to love the game like he does, only for it to hurt him every time.

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That game was honestly the best chance the Bengals had of winning a playoff game. All they had to do was stay calm and not chimp out and they couldn't.

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>Bengals
>Not Chimping Out

Not until Burfict retires or gets traded after another suspension

who the fuck is 20 and why isn't he helping on that contain

Dude, the busc were very good for part of the time they wore those officially. Those unis used to instill fear. C'mon son...

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alright im out of shit

I'm making some interesting shit, this is a test post

eat a dick fag face

Why is everyone so obsessed with the Cowboys?

Who's gonna shine at your team's practice week?

> Ridgeway and Mathis both shine at pass rush

idk ask a raidnigger

You guys can read it right?

How do you fix this shit?

discipline your fucking chimps

move to another city, change the name

have the league create the "expansion bengals" and you should get an Owl in 5 years or so

Who was he reacting too?

Is it weird that Vinny Testaverde was my favorite QB growing up?

Already lost 10 pounds senpai

Get a qb with a soul

S3 galaxy won't do it, the one time I wish my phone would update, it won't do it.

found a pidgey and a zubat at starbucks today before the server went down again MFW

There are

>115792089237316195423570985008687907853269984665640564039457584007913129639936

Possible outcomes to the regular season

Prove it.

And none of them involve the cowboys winning it all

oh fuck you

I'm interested to know how you came up with that number.

Wouldn't it be 3^256 ?

It's the number of total game (32*16)/2) being 256

Then 2^256

I did the same with NBA and MLB, baseball is

>318 338 718 367 678 578 650 999 132 273 435 515 139 060 697 782 127 453 391 204 688 944 983 123 482 391 720 256 787 304 495 936 944 082 778 394 939 805 353 942 116 599 894 961 215 450 284 731 179 823 827 793 070 247 623 472 706 726 307 892 568 870 473 511 289 757 960 461 188 384 874 856 839 891 593 591 819 616 728 693 487 721 643 329 966 981 014 446 978 586 184 006 388 391 647 781 968 207 384 940 276 639 108 990 566 568 097 346 501 603 122 350 994 473 134 438 973 208 904 308 173 054 737 550 742 628 529 356 225 575 806 552 696 382 654 330 442 973 142 631 075 558 237 230 952 963 602 896 540 321 508 591 364 290 506 430 086 125 378 041 593 153 099 814 150 628 258 555 394 157 165 913 179 956 727 787 060 638 516 871 048 581 034 464 375 837 267 714 475 850 336 283 915 501 062 173 166 643 839 888 802 393 683 307 731 955 047 261 782 839 926 904 760 126 513 888 718 166 044 420 787 191 595 616 090 892 625 421 125 040 927 585 306 645 552 598 454 629 779 121 684 636 237 824

Oh shit, I didn't count ties

So it be 3^256 or

>139008452377144732764939786789661303114218850808529137991604824430036072629766435941001769154109609521811665540548899435521

Still makes me laugh...

streamable.com/8fnu

I was thinking much more in depth, like how each player would do, and what factors affect the game, game by game, not just W/L

is Aaron Green Rei Rodgers still elite?

You could take the total number of players as an exponent to the number of options you rate each player as, like a 0-100 rating scale on their performance, so 101^(number of total players) or just starters if that makes more sense.

what??

Whoa, been a while since I've seen you guys.