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>your team >your age >best moment last year >favorite food/drink
Raiders 21 Broncos upset in Denver Pork Chops and Rootbeer
Andrew Smith
>leader of the xehawks >literally has a wife's son >wife's son is named after the dad
you can't make this shit up
Carson Hill
>Eagles >27 >Winning at Cowboys in OT >Pizza and Coke
Christian Bennett
Sup, bottom boi
Ryder Thompson
I miss Finnegan. At least we were known for something other than blowing ass when we had a bunch of scrappy "dirty" players.
Aaron Moore
He was scrappy, alright, I'll give him that.
Hey, maybe if Mariota can stay healthy this year, you guys might accomplish something. And I don't mean that sarcastically.
Dominic Garcia
I want to see them succeed. I really do. I also want them to become the Oilers again, but I know that probably won't happen.
Thomas Bennett
you know, vikings didn't wear those gay ass helmets
Gavin Wood
Not unless the Texans franchise bombs financially.
Jeremiah Thompson
you know, your dad shouldve worn one of those those gay ass condoms
Kevin Hall
I didn't want them to move back to Houston. It just want them to use the Oilers' logos and uniforms.
Jason Howard
Ah. I misunderstood. My apologies.
Caleb Powell
>Its another drunk before the sun is down episode
Ian Young
>Drinking before the sun comes down
Aiden Rogers
At least when I'm feeling drunk I'm feeling something.
I also just noticed I have the Raiders and Jest game recorded for some reason, maybe I'll watch it.
Ayden Nelson
I lol at still.
John Robinson
Who team /datbirdindanorf/ here?
Ryder Ward
What would be your face if you found out there would be an All-Texas Owl?
Connor Long
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Chase Roberts
I wouldn't have a face because it won't happen.
Ryan Stewart
>mfw the baby's name is literally, actually "Future" wew
Dylan Stewart
Damn this guys is too smart to even entertain a hypothetical in the middle of the offseason. Thank you for bearing the burden of your superior intellect so plebs like the rest of us herw on Sup Forums may follow your guiding light and superior wisdom
Nolan Wood
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Ian Gutierrez
We doin' this?
Ayden Evans
My team stays out of the headlines yet again! No news is good news in the NFL offseason!
Parker Watson
>tfw you remember that your team's mascot and aesthetic are pretty based
man it feels good to be a buccaneer
>his team is an animal
Kevin Turner
I know that feel too. No bad blood between pirate bros.
Carson Stewart
>his city doesn't have a football team >he doesn't have anyone to root for
Blake Lee
>His team collapses whenever there are expectations
Wyatt Cruz
But my state has a football team. Actually every state I ever lived in had a team.
Austin Parker
>His team has averaged .500 as long as he's been alive
Dominic Gonzalez
Healthy Romo and Dez this year along with Elliot, bitch. 19-0 this year. Tony finally getting his ring.
Ryder Thomas
You should do stand-up.
Bentley Morales
>19-0
Justin Rogers
I get the raiders saying this but how can you sleep when the busc don't wear the creamsicle unis every game BAKA
I cannot think of a single more clutch play in the history of the Super Bowl than that.
Luis Allen
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Justin Clark
gah... Not a cowshits fan but that just had to hurt
Jacob Moore
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Jaxson Collins
At the time everyone hated those uniforms. They've just become nostalgic and retro
Joseph Campbell
I always kinda felt sorry for Romo. To have talent and to love the game like he does, only for it to hurt him every time.
Henry Carter
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Camden Walker
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Jose Reed
That game was honestly the best chance the Bengals had of winning a playoff game. All they had to do was stay calm and not chimp out and they couldn't.
Jack Foster
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Carter Perry
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Jace Jenkins
>Bengals >Not Chimping Out
Not until Burfict retires or gets traded after another suspension
Daniel Johnson
who the fuck is 20 and why isn't he helping on that contain
Gavin Evans
Dude, the busc were very good for part of the time they wore those officially. Those unis used to instill fear. C'mon son...
Anthony Jones
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Gabriel Russell
alright im out of shit
Hudson Hall
I'm making some interesting shit, this is a test post
William Green
eat a dick fag face
Nicholas Parker
Why is everyone so obsessed with the Cowboys?
Lincoln Myers
Who's gonna shine at your team's practice week?
> Ridgeway and Mathis both shine at pass rush
Tyler Robinson
idk ask a raidnigger
Dominic Edwards
You guys can read it right?
Xavier Ross
How do you fix this shit?
Jose Robinson
discipline your fucking chimps
Hunter Parker
move to another city, change the name
have the league create the "expansion bengals" and you should get an Owl in 5 years or so
Hudson Martinez
Who was he reacting too?
Noah Ramirez
Is it weird that Vinny Testaverde was my favorite QB growing up?
Jack Bailey
Already lost 10 pounds senpai
Brayden Richardson
Get a qb with a soul
Bentley Sanchez
S3 galaxy won't do it, the one time I wish my phone would update, it won't do it.
Nolan White
found a pidgey and a zubat at starbucks today before the server went down again MFW
I was thinking much more in depth, like how each player would do, and what factors affect the game, game by game, not just W/L
Jose Sullivan
is Aaron Green Rei Rodgers still elite?
Xavier Peterson
You could take the total number of players as an exponent to the number of options you rate each player as, like a 0-100 rating scale on their performance, so 101^(number of total players) or just starters if that makes more sense.