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>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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not really, thers no others site that has has many songs as ultimate-guitar. There was another site i used but I cant find it anymore :C
I'll have to check it out. I loved watching that one show that was basically the food version of how it's made. my parents love Unwrapped, they watch it all the time.
I'm alright i guess, trying to decide between watching Death Parade or playing cs:go.
Shit really? Their body son't look like that
I'm not far enough in the series maybe kek
>small amounts of time
More like I can be lewd for small amounts of time!
It's called a fuck trap, people come in, and fuck a trap.
>I'm the only one allowed in.
Just about to leave work an hour before nornal time. Wew.
Not fair!
you always work
Or you're off the molly. Chicken noodle has always been a superstitious remedy. It supposedly cures all aliments, or at least that's what some believe.
Damn straight. It's tough to push yourself but you'll feel great in the end.
Anything I enjoy of course :^)
If it's something I enjoy or come back to frequently I toss it in there.
Were you stuck somewhere?
Well that blows doesn't it. If I come across something I'll let ya know.
>Best idol claimed
Fine, you can be fucked too!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!
Death Parade? That's an anime, right? It sounds familiar, actually...
I dunno about that, according to my research, it's the other way around.
If that's the kinda trap it is, then shouldn't YOU be the bait...?
Or maybe it's Amatsu that needs to be the bait...
I have no idea to be honest. It's been literal ages.
You guys will never love you're waifu as much as me
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Fine! You can watch!
D-Don't change the subject!
You better wear your shortest skirt!
You're ruining my reputation!
Shoo~
Alright then
I wanted an example ;-;
What a flawed research
>Or maybe it's Amatsu that needs to be the bait...
NO
It's not me ;-;
claimed
Love, peaches
I can't get enough of unwrapped. Sad that it's cancelled
>Touka
Fucking hell dude. You must have goals
>cute gif
Get to it m8
>molly
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Maybe chicken noodle soup being the cure of the cold is a placebo?
That's the best part. Accomplishment
Do you approve, Kyou-sama?
Now this trap has my interest.
eww
Amatsu is my waifu too!
Hi Kyokokokokoko.
Oh, but according to you, the bait must be nude. And since I'd be wearing a skirt, that means the only other 2 that could be bait are you or Amatsu, soooo....
It's so accurate!
And I dunno, that seems pretty convincing. Completely in line with my research data!
Strawberries.
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I will m80
Mi Liu, pls
You make a very bad scientist
I'm buying this
>IT Moogs
Claimed
Hello
Akikokokokokokokoko
Claimed.
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Nuh uh, my science has never been wrong!
I'm not Mi Liu!
ehh, its easy to torrent. the hard part is getting the tab files but ill see what I can do. I've done it before but had to reformat my hard drive to i lost it all. But we'll see
yeah it is, it's pretty good so far. See if this jogs your memory
youtube.com
is it really? that's unfortunate. my mom watches alot of cake wars and those food battle shows. I don't see the appeal though honestly lol
I said you I might make you nude!
>Amatsu gets to watch, tied up though.
No u!
>1 off
Yes, thanks for the bake.
Playing HoTS and I think I'm done baking for today.
Thanks again.
Heyo Makoto.
Nice ant picture.
Until now!
>have you ever done some science before?
At least don't save thumbnails, Mi Liu
Yep! My friend wanted me to watch that, and told me the opening was a complete bullshit to how the anime actually is.
You can't go changing the conditions now!
So the question is, ribbon or nylon rope for your bar?
How goes?
Nope, my science is never wrong you Tsun Rape Bote.
>Always.
o7
Not many can tell the difference between crocodiles and alligators
Same here! My mom enjoys watching the food/cook battles like hello kitchen or iron chef. I don't get the point besides learning how to cook a dish
My Dad took me out to shop for wives
Huzzah!
W-What! Don't try and turn t-this on me!
Your the t-trap hung up!
>Happy Karen
>Not "cheerful karen"
You fucked up fake karen.
Why??!
Neither could I; snouts are different which would lead to different teeth placement, but that's all I know. What other traits differ?
Cool story bro
Tsun? Probably
Rape? Not yet
Bote? Yes
Your research is almost correct
o7
Awe :(
Ever worked in a kitchen? The skills those guys have is fucking incredible.
>Legit insane.
>Perfect for a masochist...
That stuttering is a lack of resolve. Now I command you, get in trap, Mizore!
>Not yet
It'll be correct soon enough!
Do you wanna get raped?
I do~
...no...
yeah it really is lol. It makes it seem like a game show type thing but it's really morbid and kinda dark. I'm only 5 episodes in but im really liking it. after that im going to finish Kyoukai no Kanata, then i need a new one to watch after that. any suggestions?
im not much of a cook myself, i mostly just like watching gordan ramsay cause hes interesting and its hilarious to watch him scream his retardedly high standards at people. However if you like watching to learn how to cook i highly enjoy the stuff he puts on his youtube channel, you might like it too!
Nice Mi Liu
He's not Mi Liu
>Mi Liu
Goddammit, I was hoping it's you
It has been awhile since it came out.
Kek, I can give you one of those too. Most of the Love Live! songs are there. They're something I listen to almost daily. Aside from the idol music there's quite a lot from The NBHD. Basically anything that sounds good, not sure how to describe it more than that.
youtube.com
youtube.com
Haha, thought you might of posted that pic. That is a plausible thing to assume. It's been publicized as a cure so natural many will believe it. Even if it's downright silly.
Along with gaining the spirit to continue.
It seems like a tedious process to go through all of that but hey you said it yourself. It's been done before.
No but it seems you do. Mizore, if you don't get in the trap, I'll put you in it myself and let the rape botes have at you.
Well, that depends. What kinda show you looking for?
I know... oh well
>Also, Karen lewds get
That's actually all I know! Crocodile snouts are narrow and kinda angled like >
Alligators are snouts thick
This is adorable
Kek dude I can tell you'd be a great chef one day. Have you worked as a marine chef before?
>you should also check out food wars if you haven't. I think you'll orgasm from it. Legit good porn
Oh my~
Kek
>retardedly high standards
Reminds me of the parody when he's a kid and he disliked his mom's sandwich
Yeah I've seen those. Before the first I've seen was him making steak. Based him yelling at people. The man said a beautiful saint with a heart of gold
Why?
You want me that bad?
Whoa, the NBHD song is really nice!
It's not me!
Shoo~
No, because if it would've been you then I'd be sure that the new Amatsu is just shitposting
Now I'm unsure
Sure~
O-OK makoto...
I'll do whatever you want...
Nah never was a chef for the military.
>It's really good.
The amount of skill those guys have, holy fuck. I've seen some great chefs, my dad included, never seen anyone like those guys.
I know. It makes me want to sit next to her and hold her.
Lol you tease! I thought you had more. I'll check it out; it might get specific like family origins and stuff. Hey, are caiman their own thing?
Is there any style of cooking you prefer such as spanish, Turkish, etc?
How can I be sure that's just not you letting your Rape Bote nature take hold while you feign innocence?
Good Mizore. Don't forget the bar!
Whatever helps you sleep at night~
Raimu is #1 Waifu
Ruby Rose, always and forever
I'm doing good, what about you?
check the filename and the writing!
Plus I'd never save thumbnails
Any other games you dropped from the past?
Glad you think so! They don't receive the amount of recognition they truly deserve.
yeah but that could be said about torrenting just about anything, especially games. they are a bitch to get working sometimes (Except for Witcher 3, that was the easiest shit in my life)
anything good really. I watch alot of Demolition D+, douchebagchocolat on youtube, he reviews a bunch of animes and he's really funny. I highly recommend checking out his videos. I've been looking to him to find new stuff. I watched Redline based off his review and I really liked the movie. hmm maybe a good comedy next?
is that the video with the kid in a shitty wig yelling at his mom? I might have seen that before
nah, im not too picky.
Of c-course..I'll be dressed right?
Dio-sama...
Back in WW2, nurses in hospitals would give patients morphine. Then sugar and water pills saying it was better than the morphines. More tha. 90% of the soliderssaid they would rather take the "super pill" than the morphine. Other 10% preferred morphine
>not sure on the percentage though
And to Ganbara neba neba neba gibu apu!
Make me
Yah know, navy have some pretty nice chefs~
Yo I'll take your word on it. From your excitement about this chef stuff, you sound INCREDIBLY experienced as one
Kurumi needs more cute pics rather than lewd teases. You new to thread also?
>you tease
I got that called a lot here as you can see~
I honestly think so. I just see them as a mix of the two
Yup that's the one
Did you get a bike yet?
Not too bad. Messing with the Rape Bote and Mizore, browsing /wsg/ for eurobeat threads.
Hmmm, i suppose that's true. Although that coud just be a clever disguise...
Oh plenty. Mostly because I found a game that interested me more so I'd drop it. One I really wanna find again though was an old Casltevania game that involved pet summoning.
Hmmm, well Initial D and Bakuon as per my /o/ addict instincts tell me I must recommend. But other than those, Kabeneri was pretty good, Macross Frontier and Delta, although Delta isn't finished yet. I have way too many suggestions without narrowing it down to a genre.
Of course... not. That'd ruin the trap!
Experience? Not really, i just understand the mechanics behind it and realize my relation to those pros.
>I'm an amateur, and a cook, not a chef.
Really? But that's the kind of song I'd exoect people to love!
What if I'm asking you as your pupil~?
Am not smart or crazy enough for that
It's red. it has two flat tires and displaces exactly 0cc
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B-but what if people see me nude!
And who would fall I to a trap with me as bait??
QOTT: whats your preferred cut of fries?
And since we're on the topic of kitchen things like being a cooking and stuff,do you enjoy making food not only for youself, but others as well?
Waffle fries or the super thin fries. For friends and families, yeah
Yes I'm new. Cute Kurumi pics are rare. I've only got a few of them.
Never had experiencing doing any of that. Except for KS of course but then again that's not on such of a high scale as an AAA title.
AKA the placebo effect.
>Ganbara neba neba neba gibu apu!
Guess what I'm about to listen to :^)
Kinda in the same boat there with ya. Play something for a good bit, move on, and the first game falls off the face of the Earth.
I do too but they're not as popular. In a way that's fine, little indie bands like do not need to be swayed by the industry. It's a great song though.
>Waffle fries
I enjoy making food that people smile when they see. You eat with your eyes before everything else. That they remember the smell of, years later, that they want just one more bite when the meal is gone.
A meal isn't just food, a cheese sandwich with someone you love could be even better than a 5 course meal.
>Ranting, I love food.
So you say... I'm keeping an eye, and a leash, on you, Rape Bote.
user, go get bike.
Crinkle, above average salt.
>So that's what you meant
You're acting as if that doesn't make it better.
Probably Tsuns and Rape Botes of various types.
You cheeki cunt, see above.
Such is the way of the PS2. Too many amazing games for it's own good.
Try Peruvian foods like Lomo saltado, pesto sphagetti w/ steak, and other stuff. YouTube, but find the ones with Spanish mamas, they know best
I will talk to you soon Smugs, I have to go, got some errands to run and a run in a few hours
I'ven't stayed for long today, but it has still been a blast. BRB in 10 hrs. See you all then!
Tsuns?
>You'd fall into your own trap?
Got home. Damn it took a while to get home.
I allready saved up 70$
Next time... I'll get a real job instead.
>you fookin hipster :^)
I guess it's fine, it's better to make music out of passion rather than for money anyway
>a leash
wew there lad, our relationship is advancing too fast for my liking
>Probably Tsuns and Rape Botes of various types.
Oi..
KEK
lmao I fucking love that one
sweet I'll check those out! maybe it'll help if i listed some of my favorite animes maybe that'll give you some ideas. I love: FMA (both versions), Soul Eater, Evangelion, Space Dandy, Cowboy Bebop, One Punch Man.and a few others.
yeah, but like i said some games are harder than others. some just are straight up broken.
no one knows food like spanish mamas :^)
Death Parade sounds like an MCR song
Wew my bad for not knowing the difference. Ever plan on cooking like the pros one day?
Fine~
Welcome to the thread! I'm calling you cute-rumi from now on
Mmhmm!
>oh shit
I always enjoy reading long written answers for the QOTT like this one
Sorry mate. I corrected it since since I saw mizore saying thst he's not a chef but a cook. Thought to my self "shit! I'm in the wrong. Lemme fix it up real quick to make it sound right while deleting my original post"
Yup. When I get am idea for a QOTT, that's what I say, you know it's me when I say that
>cheeky
Hey! Maki calls me that too! ',:^)
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Take care tristy!
Made his mum cry lmao
>dat face tho
They arent chefs either. Chef is literally just a title. They are cooks until they hold a position. Then you respect that position by calling them chef. Also, if you cook, you are a cook. You are not an amateur cook. Not an apprentice cook. Not a cook in training. You are a cook.
See above.
Say I'm tsun again, and I'll set the trap up in the park.
Could probably get a shitty 50cc for a few hundred if you feel like fixing one up.
I meant figuratively! Unless you're into that kinda thing... this needs to be another study I look into.
What?
Hmmm, TTGL I suppose. Seems like mostly the popular stuff.
Musaigen no Phantom World, Samurai Flamenco, Nobunaga the Fool, Nobunagun, gah. I should tell you more when I get home. That's where my massive collection actually is, so I can look.
That's because Maki's also a cheeki cunt.
I dont... and i allready had a 50cc.
Going for 125
Saber claimed
Still Dark Souls edition
They knew you'd never play them all too. It's an conspiracy I tell you.
Haha, that's the first time I've been called that. Exactly man, this is why they're wonderful.
When the developers are working on it I'm sure they're implementing some kind of counter-measure so I get that. As for being broken, eh sometimes it's just not meant to be.
Even know that practice is still in effect. It works well though, all about how the mind tricks us.
It never gets old man.
Birds of a feather flock together ::^)
should probably save up more and get a scratched literbike though