Why do people think my cumshots are fake?

Why do people think my cumshots are fake?

excessive projectile is a sign of testicular cancer.
i know this isnt you cause i was in the original thread lol, but if the dude ever reads this get your nuts checked out bruh

have a source for that claim?

The internet

So no, I guess? If there is a valid source for it I'll gladly go get my nuts checked and secretly film my female doctor feeling them up

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Because you fucking suck at filming

:( what can I do to make it better?

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:(

i used to shoot a good distance, can barely manage a dribble now :(

I halfway wish I didn't shoot... at least not as far as I do

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Holy shit I would love to feel all of that blasting the back of my throat

And I'd like to blast the back of somebodies throat :D

got a kik?

Not one that I actively use, no. Sorry :(

where do you live?

Texas, why?

ITT fags trying to suck other fags off

So?

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nothing, huh? :(

Beautiful butt.

thanks! Nice trips!

Cheers, it took a lot of effort.

lol I bet

How does on achieve an ass like that? if it's

I didn't do anything, so I guess I just got lucky with genetics

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Show another.

Goddammit. I guess I'm fucked forever.

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Yeah I'm the same now too. I think it's a combination of two things: I first noticed it happening after my fiancée got too enthusiastic on top and pulled out to far and bent my dick pretty good to the point where it was super bruised. Also probably my recent weight gain of 20 lbs hasn't helped.

so cool. it's like a shotgun

:D

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oh well

Dude def go get checked, if nothing wrong, do porn. Awesome shot and I aint even gay you feel me

Why would something be wrong though? And thanks, given the opportunity to do porn I definitely would

Damnit why do people keep saying I need to get checked out. Where did this myth originate?

ok im going to bed now