Have you ever met a celebrity?

Have you ever met a celebrity?

Doesn't have to be an actor/actress.

How was it?

I met Bradley Cooper and Toby Keith when I was in Afghanistan. They are cool as fuck.

I met Avril Laveign (sp, idc) in 2003. She is a cunt.

I shook Hillary Clintons hand when she was campaigning for NY senator. No opinion either way.

I am sure there is more.

Almost forgot. Took my gf backstage and got meet the Chad Kroger and the entire band. They were pretty cool as well.

Met steve-o coming out of work on a friday in central london. The dude was coming out of sainsbury's with a loaf of bread. Cool guy

i met Andrew Younghusband (Canada's worst driver) at a Kurt Vile show, super friendly and the guys a fucking giant.

Met Kylo Ren while I was stationed in Kasheek.

Fucking creep has issues.

i have never met a celebrity because people are people to me so from your eyes maybe i have maybe i havent

but i will never meet a celebrity because they dont exist in my head

You must feel really good just because you're different.

met a guy who used to be on our countries sesame street :P
was pretty weird but he was cool

beans from even stevens.

he was talking with his middle aged female agent about scripts in a lobby of a some chain hotel in van nuys, california..

he signed a business card for me and seemed to feel weird i knew who he was.

So you only talk to the voices in your head?

Whoah Anonkun you're such a special snowflake

I met Kylo Ren briefly when we attacked Jakku. He gave me a fucked up look. Shit was lame so I said fuck that and dipped the fuck outta there

fucking nickel back are ear cancer
worst band ever .every night i dream of them being in the next isis exicution vid
dont ever speak of these cunts again

i've met till lindemann at the echo awards, pretty normal and funny guy.

I met Jay, Chris Rock, and saw Silent Bob running around while they were all filming Dogma in 1999.

Got introduced to Kevin Spacey in NY once... practically in front if the Ed Sullivan theater. Saw Bill Murray a bunch when I lived in Charleston.

Sorry must have been 1998 actually. Dogma came out in '99. I was 16. Jay is just like you probably hear and was the most down to Earth, cool motherfucker ever. He talked to some people on the street for hours, not even joking.

He's suffering from heavy anxiety which makes every concert a challenge.
Good on you for meeting him when he was relaxed!

I used to see celebs and politicians a lot cause I lived in London for a while, saw Emma Watson on the tube a couple of times but never could be arsed to go up and meet any of them. None of them are of any particular interest to me, and I really don't understand the celebrity worship culture or following their drama.

Emma was pretty dirty though, I saw her scratch her muff once when she thought nobody was looking then do the old 'scratch her nose to feign smell' trick. I giggled a bit internally that day.

Not sure if you can call them celebrities, but I met James, Aleks, and Aron from Cowchop, pretty chill guys

You know, if she would just tell me when her muff was itchy I'd be more than happy to help her out with that. Why doesn't she just ask me?

Michael Martin Murphy

Met him right after a show, he was really cool and nice but it didn't feel totally authentic. Pretty sure he was tired and wanted to leave

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I met Madison Ivy in Vegas back in her prime, she offered a fuck for $2000, but then I turned it down and fucked a random, uglier whore for the same price.
I fucked up, didn't I?

Oh good one. That's a... really... good one... there. That's... "funny". I guess?

I attended a contest winners pizza party with the bands Senses Fail & Bayside before their show in the basement of the venue (also a smaller venue in the same building. They were all pretty chill. One of their drum techs got iced & the venue security got super pissed because they have a strict no-alcohol policy (previous venue owner got busted for serving minors & selling coke). But it was cool, played Wii Sports with Anthony Raneri.

many times

no big deal

one of the funniest ones
>in college
>gf mentions in passing she is distant cousins with nikki sixx
>calls him frankie
>find out Mötley Crüe are coming to town
>ask gf if she could get us back stage
>she doesn't want to
>thinks Mötley Crüe is shit
>i do to, but fuck it, back stage
>after some begging get her to call her aunt to get us in
>the day comes to see the show
>gf is in a shit mood
>did i mention she hates Mötley Crüe?
>we got to stage entrance
>tons of sluts in mini skirts are waiting to meet the band or get invited to be that night's girlfriend
>they look daggers at us normal looking people who get to walk straight in
>we meet nikki's mom
>she's actually at the show waiting for us
>old lady dressed just like all of the mini skirted sluts that are waiting at the stage entrance
>nikki's mom brings us over to him and the rest of the band
>gf says, "hey, frankie"
>then introduces me to nikki
>"user, this is my cousin"
>"hey frankie! how's it going?"
>in a bitchy nasally voice he says, "the name's nikki"
>say, "sorry frankie, err nikki"
>gf cracks up
>the rest of the band start to laugh and call him frankie

gf said it was worth it just to hear me call him frankie

Met two of the Doctors from Doctor Who

Oh and I never entered the contest, I know someone who worked for the magazine that held the contest.

As a metal head I don't listen to rap, but, I did have the pleasure of meeting Kanye at a Starbucks in LA. I grabbed my coffee and sat down in an arm chair, Yeezy passed me, he stopped, looked back and complemented me on my Slayer tour shirt. West and I talked for 25-30mins about various music topics and clothing.

What year user?

Hung out at a party with Patrick Warburton. He was really down to Earth and having a good time, but my friend wouldn't stop calling him "Putty". It was putting him on edge a bit and took away from the cool factor.

Idk if he counts but I met pewdiepie when I was visiting friends in Brighton. He was in a grocery store buying milk. He was pretty damn cool

Peyton manning signed my broncos hat at a game

I sold Joakim Soria (pitcher KC Royals) an entire kitchen (fridge, dishwasher, range) when I worked for Sears. He was in town for spring training, had it all delivered to KC. Got a phat commission off of that, sold him protection agreements & installation on everything. Everything was stainless steel & high end. That was a good paycheck. His wife is hot.

You need to repeat the first step.

Notch said something to me in twitch chat once.

TRAITOR

I once met Chakotay from Star Trek Voyager. He was a dick.
Also meet Tom Paris and Neelix from the same. They were not dicks.

Weird Al.
Penn and Teller.
Drove around Dan Marino in a golf cart all day drinking bloody mary's a dipping Copenhagen.

that's about it

yeah that 100% counts. more popular with the younger generation than most TV/movie celebrities are with adults

I met some basketball team when I was a kid. Think it was the Blazers. It was okay, I didn't/don't like sports so I wasn't creaming in my jeans or anything

I met a bunch of anime voice actors when I was going through a chinese cartoon phase.

The guy in the picture is a notorious asshole who claims to be a teetotaler.

But drinks at conventions.

He hits on the spergy fat girls that love him even though hes 50 and married.

He holds church every sunday at any anime convention hes at.

His name is Vic mcgnongna or whatever.
I've met Jerry Stackhouse, Matt Hardy, Magic Johnson, Lawrence Taylor is actually a close friend of my dad's(we downplay it to the point where its uncomfortable).


I'v met A bunch of shitty musicians after shows WHEN I WAS going through an emo phase , some DJs, Motion city soundtrack, Underoath, August burns red members.

I met Reverend Run and Russel Simmons at an embassy suites when I was 10.

I walked up to them and talked to them and they asked if I got good grades.

I told them yes and Russel Simmons asked me if I wanted NBA STREET BALL vol 2.

I said yeah, I thought he'd have a copy for some reason. but instead he gave me 50 bucks.

met geddy lee and alex lifeson in the san francisco airport.

they were both pretty cool, in spite of being annoyed that their ride never showed up. they were in town only to play golf with huey lewis.

I once had Vinny from Vinesauce answer my question in twitch chat. Only sort of internet celebrity I've interacted with

Yes. It was OK

I was on a dare, 17 years old....fucking plastered.

My buddy says "I bet you wont call Vic a faggot"

So, I waited in line no less than 20 minutes. and when I got there there was all this security and I just couldn't do it.

I pussed out.

and my buddy immortalized the moment.

Now I think of it, I've also met a few composers from when I was in band for middle/high school. None I liked, but it was still neat.

I met Anita Sarkeesian a year or so ago.
She's hot as fuck, I'd love to eat her asshole our for hours on end as her slave.

My girl is relative with my country former Finance Minister back in 2012. From time to time when we meet at a family reunion of hers we talk about economy. It's a nice guy.
Also: met Governor of our National Bank at a bank. Shacked hands. And Tiesto in '08 in Barcelona. He was an asshole.

I used to live a street over from this guy. We used to play football with a bunch of other guys on the road.

Is your name Maurice?

Too bad she's a cunt

I totally do look like a fucking, Maurice.

I met the rock through make a wish for my brother (he had a heart transplant) on the set of the rundown, as well as christopher walken on the same set. Met jerry sienfeld when he was doing a show in colorado springs. Thats it i think

I sucked bill cosby's wrinkly cock

I met Gordon Ramsay. I was in a cooking class and he was disguised as an old man

I live in Lugano, lot of celebs are here in the summer. We usually try to not bother them, but I saw George Clooney eat so much ice cream he almost cried because of the pain.

Yeah, hope it's not too lame.

no, dude, she's actually pretty chill.

you may disagree with her, but one on one, she's nice.

did he drug you first, or did you do it willingly?

It wasn't me but my mother who works at the airport met Brendan Fraser and handled his passport to check visa and whatever.

I believe this was before he got his shit fucked.

Which Brendan Fraser? Alien Fraser? Fraser from the mummy? Horribly disfigured Fraser? Scottish Fraser?

My grandma lived the house right next to Guy ferrari, we used to go over to their house on 4th of july and thanksgiving a few times but his kids was a real cunt and cursed, so my parents wouldent let us go over. they had a bunch of cool shit foosball, air hocky ect all that shit.

Did he had the monkey with him? Monkeybone?

Lorde. A couple of years ago, at the ferry terminal from Devonport, travelling to Auckland. I was outside waiting for the ferry by myself, with no one else around, and I see someone walking up towards me out of the corner of my eye. I had my headphones in, so I just kinda ignored him/her. I had a quick glance, turned away, realized who it was, and did a little double take.

The conversation went a little like this,

>Me: "Lorde?"
>Her: *Nods head and smiles. "Hi"
>Me: *Play it cool. "Public transport huh? Don't you get annoyed with all the people constantly coming up to you, asking for photos or autographs?
>Her: *Big smile. "Yeah, sometimes. Only when I'm not in a good mood. I have to be weary about what I say too.
>Me: *Slowly nodding head, while my head is full of thoughts about fucking her from behind. "Yeah, I can understand that. Alright, I'll leave you to it."
Her: * Smiles. "OK"

Any story from meeting Penn and Teller?

>25-30 mins
yeah nah

I met Warwick Davis about a month ago. Nice guy... posed for a photo and everything. Was funny, as I'm a 6'2" fat lad and he's 3'6".

i met rob schneider's daughter at a club in manhattan. she smelled really bad

I don't remember exactly but it was post-mummy.
Somewhere between 2002-2007? It doesn't really narrow it down much.

I wasn't there to witness so yes, I'd assume so.

Met Eric Cantona once in a car rental company, was too shy to shake his hand because I was young and stupid back then

they meet everybody after their shows.

it's kind of cool, because most of the time they are nice, but every once in a while they decide to be assholes and pick on someone.

Bullshit, I saw that video

met Ben Affleck in a public bathroom

How big his dick is, guy?

At least you could have offered him a blow

Did you make eye contact with him at the urinal and say "that's gross, that's racist" while looking at his penis?

Just because it was in a video doesn't mean its not real

I met Shawn "clown" Crahan from slipknot after a concert at a bar. We played a game where we flip a coin, I lost, he punched me in the year and almost blacked me out. He then bought me a drink, punched me again, and left with some girls. Weirdest, coolest night of my life.

Head*

Well, I'm gonna tell y'all a story, about my uncle. My uncle is from Portland, spent all his time there from his late teens to his now late 50s. He is a punk. Not as in he's a dick, he's a punk rocker. He hung out with pretty much any American punk or avant-garde you can name. Lou Reed, Tom Verlaine, John Cale, Brian Eno. He was best friends with Michael Stipe of REM until Stipe was a cunt and let success go to his head and told my uncle to go fuck himself. So my uncle removed himself from hanging out with all the punk celebs, got married, got a bit fat and got some dogs. He's still cool though.

In short: I've met few but my uncle met loads.

>Kasheek
It's Kashyyyk, dumbass.

>he punched me in the ear
>he then bought me a drink
>punched me again
>and left with some girls

I work in a 5 star hotel and meet celebrities on a regular basis, unfortunately, I have to say that working here has ruined my stardom..

Because it happens so often, a normal celebrity doesn't excite me at all as much as it used to but there is of course a select few id love to meet.

All in all though you realise that they are just other humans and that at the end of the day, they're only famous because of us, the people that like them.

I'd actually enjoy meeting him. Or Mike Patton.

I once met Bill Cosby in a jazz bar but frankly I don't remember much

As a metalhead, I met some of the bands and band members.
Jeff Waters
Entire Hobbs' Angel Of Death
Entire Tankard
Entire Steelwing
People playing in Death DTA
Snowy from Therion
Can't remember anything else.

Did you have a strange aftertaste of pudding pops in your mouth?

Awesome!

He was a fun guy.

Spoken to Paul from DudeWheresMyChallenge

Remember the part where OP said celebrities? Only metalheads know these bands.

was your anus sore after?

I met Mike Tyson through a childhood friend who is a dutch professional kickboxer. I didnt talk to him at all though, didnt wanna be that annoying guy.

I sat next to gwendoline christie on a plane. We ended up talking about game of thrones and some stuff about the force awakens (before the movie came out)
No spoilers or anything, just stuff like who playing who and junk like that.
She's actually pretty cool.

Dunno if this counts but my "uncle" was at one point the a kickboxer who was ranked at #7 in the world

not a metal head but used to have coffee all the time with james hetfield and his girlfriend at a denny's (now gone) near my house.