Hey Sup Forums help me get laid. I'm 20 gay and have a hot friend (more of a mutual aquatints) who's bi...

Hey Sup Forums help me get laid. I'm 20 gay and have a hot friend (more of a mutual aquatints) who's bi. I'm relevtely attractive but just lack any confidence which is my down fall. Honestly I just want to suck his dick and taste his cum. But I have no idea how to flirt or approach him. Whenever i talk with someone attartive my mind goes blank and I become a social retard. Any help?

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Have you tried not being a tremendous faggot?

He's not into that. He's more of a 'straight acting type' so I doubt he'd be into that stereotypical flamboyant shit

Just go and talk to him, face your fears Sup Forumsro

Get him drunk. None of you are female so it cant be rape ;)

Go to a party together and ask him when you are both drunk if you can suck his dick. if you can convince him to take ecstasy with you its even easier.

Just be careful not to get a lockjaw on his dick

What is the problem is your friend is bi ? just tell him you want to suck him ...

yep ecstasy should do the trick..

Tell him you want to suck his dick.. Wow
You are both fags, whats the worst that can happen?

Source of that screenshot? Can't seem to track it down... cheers.

Buying E around here's probably just as hard as getting in his paints.

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not all the time. i have social anxiety and got offered to have a threesome on x and still pussied out.

Do you even watch porn
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Dude you're 20 years old and can't spell acquaintance. You have bigger problems than lack of sex. Like literacy. You need a job a lot more than you need AIDS.

Idk what type of xtc they feed you guys but my cock shrivels and retreats in my body as if ive been swimming in icecold water for an hour, and its not coming back out until 24 hours later, minimum.

Dude he is probably black.. Dont be racialistic

I have a condition that makes grammar and spelling hard for me.

> shit just realised I'm a retard

stupid faggot kill yourself

Is that condition called stupidity?

Maybe