Ask a femanon anything!

Ask a femanon anything!

> dating advice
> sexual advice
> personal questions
> food recipes
> psychological help (im psychology student)
> anything

I am really bored guys, entertain me.

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Tits

Post tits with timestamp

Or

How many niggers will die before they realise that cops hate them

Tits + timestamp or else no one comment

Gtfo

Tits or gtfo

phone is dead. if thread lives for 15 minutes or so, I can do it.

Tits or gtfo you rancid swine

Where are you from. Also rules.

tits or gtfo

Tits or GTFO

I think a lot of them will die right before they realize they die because of their stupidity. If you know someone is biased against you, when entire world knows this, but you go out of your way to provoke the cops, you are just looking for it.

I live in Germany.

Do you agree that the Black Lives Matter movement is accomplishing nothing but setting back race relations in America?

>ask femanon
>no tits
>get the fuck out

when i know i can et a step forward when watching a movie wiht gurl

Do you think the German and eventually EU government is waking up to the Islamization of Europe?

Been having a hard time getting and staying hard during sex, I'm not the picture of perfect health but I'm an otherwise healthy 22 y/o. It also takes me an annoyingly long time to cum, and knowing I have this problem just exacerbates the problem because I get super nervous when I know I'm getting some. Wtf is wrong with me?

I think BLM might have started as a good idea but the way it is right now, all it's doing is making a race war, trying to provoke both sides to get reactions from them, constantly telling their supporters (black people) to fight whites and stuff like that.

Also that they are putting a lot of other groups under the bus for their own cause (BLM is against other races, LGBT, and etc).

I like grill but want her to come to me.

Help. No, I will not approach so don't say that

tits with timestamps

then we'll discuss marrige

You better get those tits and timestamp faster

Wait for summerfags. They will do it

why cant I get matches on tinder

If she is close to you, if her body is touching yours (her arms/legs/both), if she tries to basically cuddle you, then you know she is interested.

If she is standing away from you, not paying much attention to you or the movie, then she is not really interested.

Where are you from?

Do you fap/watch porn a lot?

Is it true men always need to initiate contact? I am crippled when it comes to initiating romantic contact with a girl, even when im sure she would welcome it

Ich komme aus Amerika.

why u do this

Post Tinder profile and a photo of you and I will try to help you out. I am not very active on Tinder myself but maybe I can help.

I know the bullshit "just be yourself" but if you dont want to approach her yourself, just stalk her and see what she likes and try to pretend that you are that person, and she will most likely like you, and when a person sees that an another person is just like them, they are more likely to approach them.

why would you go for psychology? thats the most useless overused degree. you should have went for psychiatry

ive heard of literally tons of girls going for psychology

I made a new friend 6 months ago that I have been visiting a lot (she's in Germany and I work in Switzerland)
When I visit we share bed and cuddle like crazy.
I am a bit of a closed off autist with not many friends, so I was too scared to make any moves, until about a month ago when I finally got the courage to kiss her after cuddling her stomach and boobs the whole morning.
I was rejected and she didn't kiss back.
Are all the supposed "signs" just a dank meme, or is there something wrong with German chicks?

Here

What sort of physique do you prefer? Pic related, what I'm aiming for.

Also deliver on those tits

Good advice. Thanks much from slavia

Have you ever been to Europe?

Women are taught that men always needs to make the first move and first contact, although as of recently, a lot of women are getting bolder and making the first move.

If you know that she would welcome it, then there is nothing that could go wrong when you initiate it.

Would poz/10

+1
psychology totally overloaded

but the degree is great to become a taxi driver

Only to the airports. Flying through on the way to Afghanistan.

lol, would you ever say you could get close enough to someone you're dating that no matter what you told them you would still accept them?

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bavarian?

Idk where you are from, but in Europe, Psychology is a BSc degree (unlike in US, its a BA) therefore it is really hard to get in (you need to have equally good grades as if you were studying engineering or medicine, not exactly same but similar).

I am not German myself but I know a lot of German girls, also a lot of German guys who dated German girls. Idk how to explain but, they are so casual about entire thing. My boyfriend (German) for example was sleeping with this girl (German) and turns out she was also doing this with 5 other guys, and stuff like that.

They are very wild/free when it comes to romantic/sexual stuff, similar to American women when you hear about casual dating. But about signs, some girls like leading men on and getting attention.

Something in that situation just sounds fucked up.

Not OP, just saying.

>Do you watch porn/fap a lot?

>How many times habe sex?if none why?

>You think you're ugly or pretty?

Slow net. Dont know if any of those are already asked

Tits with timestamp? Bra size?

ik neuk je in je reet

You're a solid 4/10, if you wanna bone maybe lower your standards, just a little.

A) You can do either a BSc or a BA in psych at most universities in the US
B) BSc programs are no harder to get into than BA programs in the US

Du denkst doch bestimmt, dass Flüchtlinge eine kulturelle Bereicherung für unsere Nation sind, oder? :^)

>still no tits

You look really nice to be honest, maybe it's because of your style. A lot of girls I know prefer a casual style, and yours look a bit odd (no offense, just trying to help). Get rid of caps like that, doesn't really fit you and makes you look bad.

This looks nice. To be honest, I am not really crazy about physique of men, this looks nice and I will be like "fuck yeah" with this but I don't prefer it over others.

My boyfriend is a bit slim/naturally muscly, like he used to be ex-pro swimmer, so he has a good body type without looking like that on the photo. I like that, I also like a normal body as well.

What I don't like is overweight or very underweight.

I dont understand your question, sorry.

I watch porn a few times a week, mostly lesbian porn. I fap a few times as well, although I prefer getting eaten out by bf.

I can have sex several times a day, but recently my libido has been going down and we are having twice a week or so.

I am told by multiple people I am really good looking (I look Middle Eastern without being one, win win for everyone).

Shoru titsu

I am completing my BSc soon, accepted into a MSc, working part-time at a hospital and research assistant at the same hospital (going into Neuroscience). Most girls in US study Psychology to become secretaries. Or just so that they can have a diploma which they will pay for the rest of their lives for.

Tits or GTFO

es gibt koan Bayern auf Sup Forums

TITS NOW YOU SLUT

...you know the rules.

Also, my shrink says to get a hobby. Anyone here have a cool hobby?

To be honest... no. I am trying to keep my identity hidden but I know very well of refugees and stuff. I am very controversial to my German friends about this, but I think taking a large part of refugee men into Europe was a mistake. I met some really cool refugees through some friends here in Berlin, so I know "not all" are bad, but I think that majority of them are not educated enough to live in such a society.

Its been 23 miutes tits

Collecting dragon dildos

What are girls looking for on guys? What can I do to get your attention? How do I approach someone and how do I make clear to her that I like her?

Fine food and drink are a good one, assuming you have a decent amount of money. It's not as expensive as it seems if you learn to cook and choose restaurants carefully.

Just make sure not to be a snobby faggot. Remember the value of a really good burger.

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Sup Forums fact 1-893: there are no real femanons

How do we know this isnt some faggot neckbeard roleplaying as a girl ?

Guitar, growing vegetables, and cooking. Boring hobbies

I have been stoned for the past month, smoking two to four times a day. The amount of pot that would make me unable to function properly now makes me feel normal, as when I am not stoned reality seams off.

Anyone have experience with this?

>What are girls looking for on guys?
a big dick
>What can I do to get your attention?
have a big dick
How do I approach someone and how do I make clear to her that I like her?
>show her your big dick

Alright, fuck it. My girlfriend's attitude towards sex is really dragging me down. We've been dating for a bit over a year, and used to have sex all the time, but we've since slowed down considerably. My sex life, before dating her, was much different. I had 2 fuckbuddies I could call anytime I wanted and have them at my door within 15 minutes at any time of the day or night; it was great. I almost always took control and would do whatever I wanted with them. My girlfriend, on the other hand, isn't as open to doing new things and I've just gotten so bored with doing the same things. I've found that my desire for sex with her is at an all-time low; it's just not worth my time. I'd much rather go jerk off and play SSBM, as opposed to having sex with her in the same position as the last 30 times. It's gotten so low that even when I know she's trying to initiate something, I just don't pay attention to it and let it pass. I recently bought a vibrator and body stocking for her, hoping that it'd freshen things up, but she said she's "nervous" about using the vibrator, and it feels like she'll only wear the stockings because I want her to do so, not because she's interested in trying new things out. What should I do? I don't want to end up feeling like I have to cheat on her or something, because my desire to have sex is still there, just not with her.

tl;dr how do I get my not-so-open girlfriend to spice things up so I actually want to fuck her?

What should i do? Long story short
>virgin throught hs (nice guy always friendzoned)
>fineally get some
>then meet gf start dating
>since im young and never got to experience sex with many girls i feel like im missing out on some fun that could still be had at young age before i settle down
>start looking on cl end up getting caught but never did anything with anyone cuz i felt like a bastard
> tell gf how i feel
>about to take a break to get it out pf my system starting like on sat but startes talking to an old friend from hs
>gf finds out some how friday night
>screws that up for me end up taking break still
>during 2yr anniversary month so still talked and saw her
> didnt get to experience anything tell near end of break
>meet girl at rave try to get into pants talking to her while gf is talking about ending it forever while still on break
I love the shit out of her and would settle down with her just dont feel ready
>tell gf break over so i dont lose her but dont tell other girl cuz i didnt think she would find out or my gf find out but somehow she did
Fast forward almost a whole year
>only worried about making gf happy despite still wanting to be young and man slut, but dont talk to any one and do anything and everything i can for her to make her happy and see her smile
> still isnt over anything even though im being a better bf then before

>I don't understand your question, sorry

To just cut to the chase, I've slept with my sister before and I feel like that is something any future partner can never ever ever be told about because that would freak the hell out of them.

Lets see them already

I am actually dealing with this now, I have a crush on a guy who I suspect likes me but he shows mixed signals and basically doesn't give me much chance to notice his "signs".

We girls know that men are oblivious as fuck, and that you all need us to go 200% on flirting just so you can see "ah she might be interested in me".

Be oblivious as well. Flirt with her, tell her she looks nice if you think so, ask her out and ask her to do things together (gaming, for example if you game together)

Someone's projecting..

Where do you find more non-normie girls?

emphasis on GUY

OP is a faggot

i am a guy and i have experience, helicopter is always working!

Hi there
What should I buy and eat for dinner today?

I'm , and the same thing's happened to me, except I didn't cheat on her and she's just insecure as fuck and doesn't trust me. She's even implied that she wants me to stop talking to my best friend (female), because she feels threatened by her.

Of course your relationship is failing, you play melee!
>SSB4 masterrace

this is how the nigger got arrested, with his "big" dick hanging out, it was a massive 5'!
top kek

Relevant to my interests.

Lachte

You need to be open with her. I am having some issues recently so my libido is basically dead, and I thought it was not an issue that we haven't had sex in sometime. I didn't know it was different for my boyfriend because for girls, sex doesn't matter as much (as for guys).

You need to tell her that sex is really important to you (which is normal) and that your sex life is making you depressed.

Maybe do this test with her (an online sex questionnaire for both of you to see what you both like in bed and stuff like that)

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>having experience with big dicks

five feet is a pretty impressive dick user, idk why you're being sarcastic. Did he have it on a spool or just tied in a keeper knot or something?

Not op
It called a tolerance it happens either take a break for a few days or 2 weeks and it will go back down. Or say fuck it and keep smoking it will only get to a certain point not like i need 3gs of weed to get high. Also there is a tolerance to smokeing the same weed all the time so try to switch it up here and there and use diffent methods of smoking helps as well
>been smoking since 13

If you own a dog you should burn it

Are all people created equal?
Go.
Your answer will determine how much time I invest in deconstructing your psychology-academia mindset.

well 5 foot would be a bit exaggerated

Buy chicken. You can eat chicken with almost anything, pasta, salad, etc. Go from there.

Maybe make chicken alfredo, or grilled chicken salad. Or a sandwich.

>OVER 90 REPLIES
>STILL NO PROOFS OR PICS

y'all a bunch of faggots replying to a fat neckbeard.

Isn't the tolerance part that's fucking with me, it's that something doesn't feel right when I'm not high. Like I'm not in the universe I'm use to when me sober is as true to myself as I can get. I don't know if I'm making sense.

I wouldn't say I do it any more than average, a few times a week if not every day, depends how my week is going.

Depends. As for human rights, I believe everyone should be equal. For other things such as money, luxury, respect and stuff, you need to work hard and deserve it.

Lol, thanks. Im a fat neckbeard fuck and make descent money so i maybgive it a shot. The best burger in america is about 15 miles away in a hole in the wall bar. Last week the owners son was cooking barefoot and a ceiling fan is going to fall soon and hopefully land on someone. Ill never be a snob. Being a retarded hillbilly is way too much damn fun.

obviously, i do like some satire though.