Official Laugh at France Thread: Day -1

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PART

>player walks our for dago meme team
>Still like him
Wew

France? More like Pants

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Jornais da noite todos armados em virgens ofendidas que um jornalista franciu diz que o nosso futebol é merdoso
>o Jogo faz uma capa dessas

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wtf its like they wanna get shit on if we lose

>the cocks aren't all black with a single white one
Missed opportunities, but I guess journals are major pussies

I have their national anthem stuck in my head desubh

DU GAMLA DU FINA DU HELLIGA JORD

WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOO HOOO HOOO HAAA HAAA HAA!

i mean... Portugal just put some lube up your ass.. less pain more pleasure

hahaha

They're going to get so much pussy after their win and get aids

hahahahhaah

HA HA HA

Nice try Englel

t. Albertos getting mad because 1 french guy talks shit about you

No it's "fjällhöga nord".

Oh and "fria" not "fina".

France better not lose.

>lequipe.fr is releasing articles in portuguese (pic rel)
Ultimate cuckoldry achieved. Just kill me senpai

Pretty nice way to endear the paper to the local joaquim community.

>Can't play for shit but they play pretty
kek

Yet another reminder that journalism over here is complete fucking garbage. I'd be fucking embarrassed to buy a shit newspaper like that.

wtf is that? Is that a joke or something?

It's a joke alright, people legitimately buy "newspapers" like these.

Yes. Now laugh. Ha. Ha.

DELETE THIS FRANCE WILL SUCCEED
ALLEZ LES BLEUS FRATERNITE ETC

I doubt that pos moves 15000 units in a good day. If the cafés closed down for 3 straight days, they'd go out of business.

Yeah, but it's embarrassing that we have like 5 to 10 of those retarded sports "newspapers" on the stands. A bunch of idiots have to keep buying them for them to stay there.

Man, it's the same shit everywhere. The average pleb will be the average pleb. The ones you know about look worse because you know the idiotic reasoning behind them (clubite and retards wanting their confirmation bias shat back at them) but it's the same crap the world over.

Did England completely lost it after days upon days of laughing at them?

I don't think the English can recover after this year.

Also

>lost to a dentist

>Somehow we are the arrogant ones
Can't wait for us to repost it if we win.

keke
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