Thanks, go Oilers!
COL:Avs ink Nathan MacKinnon to seven-year deal
WPG:Mark Scheifele signs eight-year extension
VAN:Canucks give Jacob Markstrom 3-year extension
WPG:Mathieu Perreault agrees to 4-year extension
NJ:Devils lock up Kyle Palmieri to 5-year deal
MIN:Darcy Kuemper agrees to 1-year, $1.55M deal
COL:Avalanche sign Calvin Pickard to 2-year deal
CHI:Jordin Tootoo signs 1-year deal with Chicago
NJ:Jacob Josefson inks one-year, $1.1M deal
DET:Teemu Pulkkinen doubtful for start of 2016-17
WPG:Jets sign Patrik Laine to three-year ELC
July 9, 2016 - 13:04
canada are a SHIT country
July 9, 2016 - 13:07
>losing every time to a shit country
July 9, 2016 - 13:09
Good post.
My faic when the Oilers best the Penguins in 7 games for the Stanley Cup
July 9, 2016 - 13:11
you are good at hocci but you are still a SHIT country
July 9, 2016 - 13:13
Cool. So it's another episode of shitty unfunny Sup Forumsposting, people calling each other reddit, and still no meme production?
Okay.
July 9, 2016 - 13:19
>Cops killing niggers for no reason
WEW
July 9, 2016 - 13:24
we're better than them at hockey
July 9, 2016 - 13:24
i tried meme production for a few weeks but I gave up
make smuk_vark the newest meme
July 9, 2016 - 13:25
Bulju is the worst meme to ever come out of /hoc/. I hope he busts so the memes die with him.
July 9, 2016 - 13:25
like what, obesity and incarcerated citizens?
July 9, 2016 - 13:25
>He thinks that Pulju busting won't generate more memes
Based Pulju with grant us memes for years to come, my friend.
July 9, 2016 - 13:28
Him busting would immortalize the meme
July 9, 2016 - 13:28
>tfw the meme will persevere no matter what
July 9, 2016 - 13:33
Bold prediction: Nate Mac will win the Art Ross before his deal is up
July 9, 2016 - 13:34
0.7 ppg player so far, slightly below the average of art ross winners before their 21 year old season (0.72 ppg)
July 9, 2016 - 13:43
that would require colorado to be a good team within that span so nah
July 9, 2016 - 13:44
I love how salty the Avs make Cucknadians
July 9, 2016 - 13:46
ok buddy, i doubt any non-colorado americans think colorado will be good either
July 9, 2016 - 13:49
hkref.com
why is sprong showing up on this list but not mcbust or kikel?
July 9, 2016 - 13:51
lol
July 9, 2016 - 13:51
>16 years in quebec
July 9, 2016 - 13:58
Not even the best candidate of his team
July 9, 2016 - 13:59
he's not even penske material
July 9, 2016 - 14:19
>VAN:Canucks give Jacob Markstrom 3-year extension
Is Benning finally learning how to GM?
July 9, 2016 - 14:19
A broken clock is correct twice a day.
See: MacT actually not drafting a bust
July 9, 2016 - 14:34
tfw u successfully completed the cinnamon challenge
July 9, 2016 - 14:43
No, be mine.
July 9, 2016 - 14:52
Be mine. I actually play hockey
July 9, 2016 - 14:55
*stabs you in the balls* BACK OFF SHES MINE
July 9, 2016 - 14:57
And you come with your own cart, too. You have me beat.
July 9, 2016 - 14:57
is this blake griffin's wimpy younger brother?
July 9, 2016 - 14:59
Every position except D.
The cart pulls all the chicks
July 9, 2016 - 15:03
You forgot to post the smuk_dok.png
July 9, 2016 - 15:08
Try the gallon of cum challenge next
July 9, 2016 - 15:09
>not being defensively responsible
July 9, 2016 - 15:09
Please, I back check harder than Federov.
July 9, 2016 - 15:12
pls come play for the Canucks
July 9, 2016 - 15:27
>mfw not good enough for the big leagues
At least I can be a star in my beer league.
July 9, 2016 - 15:39
Markstrom sucks major dick. I'd give him a 2 way $950 till he gets better.
July 9, 2016 - 17:36
>2 way
This ain't NHL 16 buckaroo
July 9, 2016 - 17:45
>giving 3 mill to an AHL goalie
July 9, 2016 - 17:49
>thinking a two way contract makes a player waiver exempt
fucking casuals
July 9, 2016 - 17:58
>assuming
July 9, 2016 - 18:00
Does Fleury have any chance of making the Hall of Fame?
July 9, 2016 - 18:10
LOL solo carried the cucknuckcucks with the Sedins.
>Le Hating On SwedeS for NO reason Maymay xDDDD
Fuck off you chinkleaf fuck.
July 9, 2016 - 18:11
If Price or Lou win Cups (kek), then they have a chance, but otherwise it's hard to see any active goalie with a HOF shot for a long time
July 9, 2016 - 18:38
You guys sure post this guy a shit load. He has an amusing, almost cartoonist face.
July 9, 2016 - 18:40
That's another reason why they need to DRASTICALLY reduce the size of goalie pads. NHL goaltending has basically reached it's upper limit of performance (unfair!) so that there's virtually no room left for goalies to stand out from the pack. That's why 8 of the top 10 goalies in the league aren't in the top 10 in 2 years.
July 9, 2016 - 18:44
Would you attend this school, /hoc/?
July 9, 2016 - 19:30
What does this have to do with Finland?
July 9, 2016 - 21:10
You have to be in a secret internet club to know
July 9, 2016 - 21:31
>people actually thought the laffs wouldn't draft McDavid
July 9, 2016 - 21:37
>people though the Laffs wouldn't draft Matthews
Just shows how insidious - and effective - covert Finnish memeing can be.
July 9, 2016 - 21:40
Well its not to say Laine isn't an amazing talent, but Toronto needed a bonafide center more then a winger and did just that.
July 9, 2016 - 21:43
Yeah, plus it was probably just the media spreading rumors about to get people to buy newspapers.
Hopefully they'll both live up to their potential and have a Crosby-Ovechkin meme rivalry for their entire careers.
July 9, 2016 - 21:52
Laine a shit, pulju is the real elite finnish stud
July 9, 2016 - 22:08
Considering how Nylander is already proven to be better than Laine, it's just scary
July 9, 2016 - 22:17
Why canadian teams gms are so shit?
July 9, 2016 - 22:22
Shovel day off and Lou are pretty good. And the Calgary guy.
July 9, 2016 - 23:16
Calgary will make the Conference Finals next season
July 9, 2016 - 23:45
lou is embarrassingly bad
July 10, 2016 - 00:16
>weber preds sweaters on sale
July 10, 2016 - 00:42
>Flames Oilers WCF
Not possible but would be cool. I'd love to see a Bruins v.s Habs ECF or >rags & Isles ECF.
July 10, 2016 - 01:06
Literally none of those match ups will happen in the next 10+years unfortunately. The teams are all trending in different directions.
July 10, 2016 - 01:23
