That kid who wanted the perfect roll in kickball and made the teacher roll it more than once

>that kid who wanted the perfect roll in kickball and made the teacher roll it more than once

>the kid in PE that would slide his hand through everyone's ass crack and say "credit card"

>that kid who would bunt

what the fuck

>that kid in PE who would make farting noises with his armpits as show-and-tell

>that fat kid with a cannon for a leg
>that fat kid who was uncoordinated as fuck and at best could do weak pop ups to the infield

>that kid who's shoe would fly off and go farther than the ball

>that fat kid

> that kid who learned how to give good head at the sleepovers at coach's house

>that fat kid who always tried to steal bases for some reason even though he was slow as fuck

>that kid who wasn't on any of the sports teams but tried really hard in gym class

>that athlete who acted like gym class was game 7

>mfw he tore his acl in gym class in senior year and lost his d-1 scholarship

>who loved baseball

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>That kid that would ask you about your penis inspection score

It's literally rule number 1 not to tell others, fucking morons

>that kid who was literally autistic and couldn't play defense but always kicked home runs

>penis inspection score

WHAT THE FUCK

>that fucking faggot who always turns these threads into how it was "ok" to suck cocks in the locker room after gym

>kickball

Your most popular sport is glorified kickball
Kek

>penis inspection score

Dude... are you serious?

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Happy summer guys

I'm from the 90's and we literally did have a penis exception score.

>tfw barely passed

>kekball

i remember in 2000/2001 when that was a thing. i think it was Friends reference.

>and hit a home run every time he was at bat

i literally didn't get it.

newfag get out

>not having penis inspection day at your school

I fucking hate talking to poor people

Next you're gonna say you didn't have a pool

>that grown man who still calls fouls in pickup bball
>that grown man who fouls so fucking blatantly and regularly that I actually don't fault that other guy for calling fouls

>that kid who would run around pants people and brag about how many he got

Jesus Christ. Middle school was filled with a lot of faggot shit now that I think about it.

>that autistic kid who was REALLY good at shooting in basketball

>that happy, energetic kid with a whole life ahead of him, with so much to look forward to
>that kid was you

>that kid who never washed his PE uniform the whole year and smelled like shit

I'm 18 and going to college this spring.
I won't give up just yet!
Life can still be good for you too user!

I remember this shit.

literally me

i kept it in the same part of my bag that i put my lunch in as well so underneath the accrued stank there was this underlying smell of bananas and peanut butter

>tfw you got yourself out with a pop up that landed right on you as you ran

I HATE THESE FUCKING KIDS EVEN AFTER SCHOOL KILL YOURSELF IF YOU DID THIS

True.
I think about being an hero almost every day

>that kid who did push-ups to home after he kicked a home-run to demoralize the enemy
>for the rest of the game whoever kicks a home run does something even stupider to one up each other

This based kid in my class who was pretty popular got panced in class and just left them down until the other kid would pick them up for him.

>that kid who hasn't updated his subscription yet

>made the teacher roll it
>his teacher was the one pitching in kickball
u fukken what?

also in non faggot kickball there's nothing wrong with wanting a re-roll because the little shit that was pitching to you couldn't roll a strike.

>that gym teacher that hated you and would put a spin on the ball to make it harder to kick

>when the shy girl in class gets a full speed ball straight to the face

>Tfw you were the shit kid at kickball that no one wanted on the team
>Suddenly made pitcher
>Get two outs by throwing the ball at the guy running home and it bounced off him and hit the guy who just kicked

I was a hero that day, best damn day of my middle school life

based zoobooks

>strikes and balls in kickball
thats where you lost me m8, you just rolled it till someone kicked it

>tfw your greatest gym moment was when the kid shanked the kick
>popped it into the air in foul territory
>came in sliding on my knees out of no where for the basket catch

i miss kickball

>that kid who dropped the game winning touchdown
>that kid was me
>right in the chest
>"butterfingers"

>last inning
>deep pop up
>under the ball
>drop it
>other team scores and wins
>everyone hates me the rest of the day

>"PE class"

lel, just call it sports class ffs

You guys should be friends

>that kid who was mostly shit and whenever he would kick a kid would yell "move in"
>occasionally he would blast one and get an inside the park homerun

Thats me

>tfw you got a shitty bounce right at the end it just knocks off your ankle

>that fat kid who was really fast