ITT we decide who has the best national animal

ITT we decide who has the best national animal.

Prove that someone has a better than the English

Protip you can't

Gayest of the national animals. Glorified seagull

america cause furries

>Furries

Can't tell if bait or not

The Welsh have a FUCKING DRAGON.

>Dragon

Not a real animal, you sheep fucking cunt

Why the fuck would you choose a lion if they don't even live in your country, apart from the zoo?

Canada clearly wins with the beaver

Im not seeing The issue here

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Any pics of some prime Canadian beaver?

Beavers are neat, they create whole ecosystems while destroying the old ones. Plus there's good eating on a beaver. Not bad for a glorified muskrat.

Wales is barely a real country, let em off.

Dirty water rat, hardly majestic.

Fsho

Very true, but this isn't game of thrones

Im sad

A national animal should be an animal that lives in the nation's natural habitat.

Fair... just saying, if they split from the UK and stay in the EU, I might consider moving there.

The nicer bit, not the northern Mad Max bit.

Prime Canadian beaver right here

Im pretty sure England owned the lands they were from. England own pretty much everything at once time.

shouldn't that lion be wearing a towel on it's head and holding a quran ?

It's the accent and their shit cakes that would stop me. Only a Brummie accent is worst. Imagine walking up to a welsh girl on your pillow

you forgot to misspell time friend. you're welcome.

Shouldn't your eagle be wearing a dirty ms pacman hat, begging for work outside a hardware store?

The street shitters tbh fam. They've got tigers, elephants, and king cobras.

It's only the tiger, but as that spends most of its time moping around in tropical heat, drinking dirty water and eating rodents Im going to say the lion is better. It's very indian though

Bumping with tits

Nice dubs.

And the fact that there's such thing as a brummie or scouse accent, makes the Welsh accent a bit more bearable.

I suppose I'll concede with that. The scouse accent is fucking awful

EEEEEHFUCKINEEEEEEH

As someone who lived with a scouse girl at uni... you know my pain.

no bait here, just stupid sexy anthropomorphs

India

So it comes down to lion vs tiger. A lone creature vs a pack animal? I know who I'd bet on

tiger wins
a tiger hunts regularly

the male lion rarely hunts and rarely fights

Do you get all of your nature knowledge from 1960s documentaries?

what are you saying? are you buttmad because your faggot lion lost?

nice get though

Male lions hunt all the time. It is a very outdated belief they don't.

The male lion would win because he is designed to fight, the tiger is the one that rather skip a fight then to risk injury and not being able to hunt and therefor will die.

This

Plus anything Indian is generally poor and dirty

step aside filthy infidels, Iraq got this

>hello, plebs

A fucking bird? Iraq got nothing. Maybe if your animal was a hairy Muslim woman riding a barrel of oil to a car bombing I would agree

>Gods joke animal

Argentina wins

What is it? A brown shit warbler?

That doesn't count when your country is the reason they went extinct.

you mean god's best all-around animal?

it can swim, it can fly, it can lay eggs, it could kick your sorry pleb animal country ass

deal with it

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Niggers killed them, not good white people.
It's the size of a shoe box and weighs the same as 2-3 dead squirrels. Hardly a champion of champions

I don't know what that is, but I like it

>doesn't know what a fucking moose is

Except it's well known that the British hunted them excessively and even put bounties on them.

Your country has ruined everything it's touched.

France, we have a cock

sure, niggers made them go almost extinct with their fearsome stone spears

no wonder everyone's so scared of them

Why would I know what a moose is?

Where do you live?

aye, the irony
I feel ya m9

Probably why the US is such a faggot riddled shit hole.

The uk

How do you not know what a moose is?

Why would I? It's a fucking big deer.

You had to borrow your national animal from AFRICA? Dayum man. Your country sucks.

coz he's an autistic 12 yo retard
why would he know anything?

Do you get all your facts from tumblr? They went extinct long after the british left Africa.

Я чертовски медведь ! Медведи превосходят !

At last, some real competition. The bear is the strongest of all animals, but is it the best?

Tiger could kick it's ass

Are you high or just stupid?
Europe had lions too you tard

No, they went extinct in the wild shortly after the British introduced firearms to the country.
Probably why the UK is just now celebrating an "Independence Day" despite still being the same shitty farce of a world power?

They used to pit animals against one another for sport and the bear always one. They snap necks efficiently. Doesn't mean it's the best national animal

and they never came back as "tourists" going on a "safari", right?
wew lad

One of you is wrong.
>Fucking britbongs can't keep their story straight.

Im surprised that guns were only introduced into Africa during the 1940s.

Hang yourself faggot

Truth.

What a fucking retard.

>it can fly
u fokn wot m8. platypuses can't fly fucktard

that's just a more evolved rat

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>Lion
sorry faggot, there's barely any of them left. but they are truly fucking awesome creatures

pic related:kangaroo.
alpha as fuck. can grow to be built like shit. excellent at fighting (kicking mainly but they can kick like a bitch). can jump and shit. millions of them in aus with no shortage in sight. breed like rabbits. straya cunt

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quads don't lie
checkem

wtf is going on

are you fucking retarded?
it literally can

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Full house confirming quads. Kangaroo is now the official animal of Earth.

>four of a kind + three of a kind = full house

>thinking the Barbary lion went extinct in the wild in the 1940's
Sweet, sweet nationalism.

What kind of poker are you playing?

Holy fuck.

Holy shit, this made me laugh more than it should have.