Do you have a side chick user?

do you have a side chick user?

I did before it turned out terrible don't do it

>implying Sup Forums has a right in front of them chick

I did, was good. Make sure she knows the deal first otherwise it could turn bad.

What if i have a girl and a side trans

Sauce?

>a right in front of them chick.

Classic, user.

Nope. Don't do it. Unless you don't respect you main bitch. Then go ahead

mothafucker
nobody respects their main bitch

I had a side nigga. Husband got suspicious so I had to let him go.

You never gotta let a side dude go
just tuck away where the cuck can't see him

PS Nicole send pics

I used to have one. Don't regrett it, but probably wouldn't do it again unless it was the right sort of girl.

spotted the incel

I had multiple
til I caught chlamydia and gave it to main bitch
then I had like 5
then I then she found out again and dumped my ass
but guess what
I
STILL
DON'T
REGRET
THAT
SHIT
BITCH

I had to, plus I was feeling guilty. Then I thought about my kids and shit. I had to end it. :/

ok I'm lying, she's a fuckin bitch who was probably cheating on my from day one but because she stuck to one other person (probably, for all I know she was cum dumpster) I never found out about it because I was too busy cheating on her to put in the work to find out for sure. Anyways, fuck that shit though.
YOU CAN MAKE THE WORLD BELIEVE BUT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A WHORE AND YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE THE TRUTH ABOUT YOURSELF BURNED INTO YOUR FUCKING UTERUS BITCH

wait, are you a woman or a homosexual man?

No

k den

No, but gf is open to 3 ways

Not true, mother fucker. Real men do

I have at last count, 3 side chicks. regular girlfriend is none the wiser.

See, this is why women shouldn't cheat. They don't know how to commit to their own actions and just own the things they do. It's always half measures and slight experiences.
>YOU ALREADY CHEATED, KEEP DOING IT, JUST DO IT BETTER.

I don't have a main chick so fuck off

is that the Smithsonian Air & Space museum by Dulles?

"REAL" men are fuckin pussies whipped by pussies.
Their actions mean nothing, everything else about them stinks of shit you don't wanna be like.

Ok buddy. Somebody wasn't breast fed.

no, thats Wright-Patterson in Dayton, OH. Ive been to both.

this pic is from Dulles.

I have an older woman friend that lets me occasionally come to her house when her husband is at work and jerk off on her. shes not hot though, and I think shes slow. I just do it for the exhibitionism part of it

Side note kids
when some dumb motherfucker says main bitch is none the wiser, it means she either knows and doesn't care, knows and hasn't made her move yet, or this is a relatively new endeavor of this piece of shit's and she will soon know.
>Its 2016 retard, you carry around a "smart" phone that has a built in GPS and camera. You dumb fuckin faggots are literally carrying around your bitch's means of spying on you.
All it takes is a friend who's tech savvy or has connections to someone who is.

well the thing is, i'm way smarter than she is. and even if she does know, I don't give a fuck. She just believes me and i leave my phone locked. I know how to cover my trail because I've followed her tiny breadcrumbs before. And I'm not an idiot.

>be me
>be tech savvy
>have friends, also techy
>can't track my wife
So feeling pretty good about not getting caught. Opsec is paramount.

Ew you wierd fuckin incest loving man bitch. I was formula fed like any normal child who's mother doesn't want it sucking on her tits into its later years of childhood.
You probably kept suckin them tits til you were like 5 didn't you?
Pitching a tent whenever your air headed wannabe feminazi mother shoved her deformed old white lady nipples in your mouth like slim jims but more leathery.

I'm a woman
I don't feel like it anymore

Are you me?

Well if you don't give a fuck this is going to be boring, but I'll humor you.
You probably are smarter, phones can be jail broken, then again not everybody is the bitch with the dragon tattoo, say a dozen hail Mary's and jerk off into her shampoo for shits and giggles.

Damn, how much do I need to suffer in life to become as miserable as you? You're breaking land speed records of bitterness

no, but you fucking get it, so props to you user

I'm sorry you can't get a decent woman. Keep trying. Or start trying.

This right here. Bitch went nuts talking about love and shit. It was at that point I knew I fucked up and was going to get found out. Been two years now and the only lesson I learned was to make sure the other girl knows what I expect and to not expect anything other than a good fuck

You aint seen nothin yet.
You fuckin vagina with arms and legs.

Have fun dying alone

Anyways, how is 8th grade user?

All my chicks are side chicks, having a main chick is a huge mistake.

you'd be surprised at what I could get
but there's some things in this world more valuable than the accepted norm.

Learned to hide shit from having a previous crazy ex.
Used experience to have side-chick for like two weeks.
Didn't like what I was doing, let her go.
Still think main chick will find out one day and I get nervous as shit when she talks about adultery and stuff but whatever that's what I get.

So here are my keys:
1)on android, 3rd party launcher, kik has icon changed to 'chess' (no lockscreen notification)
2)google voice text/phone forwarded to my phone so THEY don't have my real number (also changed icon) and there's no cell records
3) random pictures of the gym, Walmart, gas station, work, etc. "Just stopping at Walmart, love you" *send picture

this is my fetish

have fun sacrificing your manhood and dignity for pussy......sometimes......and eventually not at all.

I'm juggling 2 guys right now
>I keep one so he can pay for my car and buy me clothes and food
>he always begs for sex so I have to give in every once in a while, but never more than 3 times a month
>the other guy is actually really cool and super fun to be around but he's kind of an asshole, Ive actually had to pay for his dinner a couple of times wTF >:(
>but omg he's just so cute and funny If I could get him to make me his exclusive girl I'd drop the other guy but he said he doesn't do relationships :(

See now this is legitimate. Minimal hurt feelings, if done tactfully, and lots of uncomplicated fun

...

Great, we're learning to write in cursive. Now the next time I fuck your mother in the face I'll be able to write my name on her tits.

Truth.

You don't know what manhood is, child

I had the first two, genius third though

What? Guys can keep girls around like pets but when a girl does it its bait? Grow up silly user

-_-

You're on Sup Forums.
>I seriously doubt YOU know anything about being a man.

Gotcha bro. Good luck

Also I'm more man than you'll ever be, and it's just who I am. I don't even have to validate it like your little faggot ass.

This is a man's world after all, also tits or GTFO

Pretty much. Honestly credit to those who are happy and satisfied with committed relationships but I've never had a good experience personally.
I'm hardly a pussy magnet but having a few girls who are friends and expect nothing more than netflix and chill and then do their own thing is ideal, everyone's happy.

When a girl does it she's a whore because men's dicks don't get larger and more warn with every woman they fuck.

that works, very nice. on iphone here.
hide apps behind other apps in a full folder, on second page
turn off read receipts.
turn off location services for just about everything
make sure that messages dont pop up or display the contents.
lock phone with passcode and fingerprint.
always be vigilant

Don't you fuckin end my post in a 5 bitch
you're just mad your hole aint what it used to be.

Nice comeback. Soooo the same goes for you? We've got a grade A intellect here

Let me guess, they both found out and you were left with no girls.

Do it up, bro. You could die tomorrow

Dem feelings doh... My main is a terrible bitch but I enjoy the side

How are you going to do that with that crooked micro cock?

Nope.
Sit and deal the fact that you're half what you wish you were.

The same way I fathered your soon to be younger brother; I'll close my eyes and pretend I'm with someone more attractive.

I'm sorry, did I say half?
I meant fraction.

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what in the actual fuck?

That's pretty fucking hot honestly. Sounds like a good fucking thing

Being this retarded with technology

;)

Little boy

little bitch.

>OOOOOHHHHHH SNAPS
>SATANIC TRIPS AND A LOWER CASE L
>JUST SO YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE A REAL L
>FAGGOT

Ive done this before. she wouldnt let me fuck her and we were both turned on so i pulled up her shirt, looked at her tits and down on her and shot cum all over her chest. not bad.

pathetic.