Grimes

Grimes
>Ugly
>Shitty voice
>Generic boring music
>never had billboard 100 success
>unlikeable cunt
>Hairy armpits and yellow teeth
Marina
>Old, Wrinkly, looks like shit for 31
>Garbage sellout music
>has always been ugly but somehow managed to get even uglier
>never had billboard 100 success
>Is a sellout
>unlikeable cunt
>Hairy armpits,mustache and has facial hair
>literally the biggest cuck in female music
>looks like a tranny
Lauren
>Saggy flat tits
>Ugly face
>SJW Cunt
>hates Sup Forums
>never had billboard 100 success
>is racist against white people
Annie Clark(St. Vincent)
>Lesbian Dyke
>Literally no tits
>literally no ass
>guitars sound like autotuned farts
>doesn't even sing just talks over her garbage guitars
>never had billboard 100 success
Sky Ferreria
>Man face
>fucked up heroin whore
>Man Voice
>never had billboard 100 success
>monotone boring Voice
Charli XCX
>Ugly, Fat, Smelly
>Half Indian so half poo
>posts and talks about taking shits and pisses
>Shitty obnoxious Voice
>Is a whore
>only has a career because of Iggy Azealia
Joanna Newsom
>sounds like an autistic Grandma
>looks like a wrinkly twelve year old
>shitty autistic lyrics
>Maried to Andy Samberg
Lana Del Rey
>literally who


And then we have Beyoncé
>Hot as fuck, looks like 20 at 35
>big tits big ass
>#slays
>Is Queen
>tremendous billboard 100 success
>Amazing Voice, can sound cute and threatening at the same time
>Is a strong women and is actually strong and doesn't just pretend to be
>BTFO Sup Forums and Sup Forums with ez
>Everyone exept for fat ugly neckbeard losers like her

just stop

#slay

It was good until you started praising her

And then you have Bjork.

>Been in the music industry for decades
>very consistent discography
>a wonderful voice
>many top 40 hits in the U.K.
>artistic as fuck.

Honestly even comparing Bjork to any of these artists (ok maaaybe St Vincent and Joanna Newsom will work) is an insult to her.

>UK success
Am I supposed to care?

If you don't succeed in the US, you just don't matter.

This honestly:

Bjork has no comparison

Well I just find it funny how this Beyonce copypasta ignores the best female musician.

Perhaps avoiding on purpose? Hmmmm....

then why not mention her? instead you post about bjork

Shania Twain isn't on the list because the BeyHive knows their place.

She did pretty well in the US too though

threads exclude Grandmas

Oh no she didn't

then what the fuck is Marina doing here?

Oh please don't even compare the greatest female musician to these prefabricated models with expiration date

>Lana Del Rey
>literally who

4/10 attempt. next time dedicate yourself and do a proper shitpost bait

What makes you say that? I was looking at her wikipedia page and she charted like 10 times. I mean, I don't really know how good that is relatively speaking but it seems successful to me

Kill yourself.

Beyoncé is fat and sucks camel dick

Carly Rae Jepsen is bae

You know who else charted 10 times?
Ke$ha

2tru

>Everyone except for fat ugly neckbeard losers like her

Beyonce is fat and ugly.

>If you don't succeed in the US, you just don't matter.

Shut the fuck up dude, the US population is but a fraction of the entire world. There are tons of successful artists only known in their homecountry. That's like saying most Grime rappers don't matter, or that K-pop artists are irrelevant as fuck.

Dont be butt hurt, lana is a literal who kys for listening to garbage

Lana>all of the artists above

also
>kys
Underage b&

>black