Grimes >Ugly >Shitty voice >Generic boring music >never had billboard 100 success >unlikeable cunt >Hairy armpits and yellow teeth Marina >Old, Wrinkly, looks like shit for 31 >Garbage sellout music >has always been ugly but somehow managed to get even uglier >never had billboard 100 success >Is a sellout >unlikeable cunt >Hairy armpits,mustache and has facial hair >literally the biggest cuck in female music >looks like a tranny Lauren >Saggy flat tits >Ugly face >SJW Cunt >hates Sup Forums >never had billboard 100 success >is racist against white people Annie Clark(St. Vincent) >Lesbian Dyke >Literally no tits >literally no ass >guitars sound like autotuned farts >doesn't even sing just talks over her garbage guitars >never had billboard 100 success Sky Ferreria >Man face >fucked up heroin whore >Man Voice >never had billboard 100 success >monotone boring Voice Charli XCX >Ugly, Fat, Smelly >Half Indian so half poo >posts and talks about taking shits and pisses >Shitty obnoxious Voice >Is a whore >only has a career because of Iggy Azealia Joanna Newsom >sounds like an autistic Grandma >looks like a wrinkly twelve year old >shitty autistic lyrics >Maried to Andy Samberg Lana Del Rey >literally who
>Been in the music industry for decades >very consistent discography >a wonderful voice >many top 40 hits in the U.K. >artistic as fuck.
Ian Lewis
Honestly even comparing Bjork to any of these artists (ok maaaybe St Vincent and Joanna Newsom will work) is an insult to her.
Carter Gutierrez
>UK success Am I supposed to care?
If you don't succeed in the US, you just don't matter.
Angel Brown
This honestly:
Adrian Davis
Bjork has no comparison
Joseph Adams
Well I just find it funny how this Beyonce copypasta ignores the best female musician.
Perhaps avoiding on purpose? Hmmmm....
Ryder Murphy
then why not mention her? instead you post about bjork
Oliver Phillips
Shania Twain isn't on the list because the BeyHive knows their place.
James Roberts
She did pretty well in the US too though
Blake Baker
threads exclude Grandmas
Joshua Miller
Oh no she didn't
Adrian Nguyen
then what the fuck is Marina doing here?
Noah Bennett
Oh please don't even compare the greatest female musician to these prefabricated models with expiration date
Matthew Cox
>Lana Del Rey >literally who
4/10 attempt. next time dedicate yourself and do a proper shitpost bait
Thomas Edwards
What makes you say that? I was looking at her wikipedia page and she charted like 10 times. I mean, I don't really know how good that is relatively speaking but it seems successful to me
>Everyone except for fat ugly neckbeard losers like her
Jace Reed
Beyonce is fat and ugly.
Brody Sullivan
>If you don't succeed in the US, you just don't matter.
Shut the fuck up dude, the US population is but a fraction of the entire world. There are tons of successful artists only known in their homecountry. That's like saying most Grime rappers don't matter, or that K-pop artists are irrelevant as fuck.
Brandon Gray
Dont be butt hurt, lana is a literal who kys for listening to garbage