Need a quick fap. What would you do to her Sup Forums?

need a quick fap. What would you do to her Sup Forums?

caress those god tier calves

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yeah man post more
I have a weird fetish for overdeveloped calves on women

What else would you do?

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Dance

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well if we're being honest. I think I would engage in foreplay and eventually commit coitus.

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holy fuck who is this?

Probably foreplay, multiple positions, switch between penetration & clit until she orgasmed and then pound her until I did the same..

Pretty standard routine really..

friend of mine who dances

buy her rogaine

Make her cook my chips and wash the pots

I want to sniff and lick her dirty panties. If I'm lucky, she'd take a hot steaming shit straight into my mouth and I would devour all of her delicious waste. I would then lick her dirty asshole clean.

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post more calves

put a paper bag on her head and fuck her with the lights off...

Decapitate her in my bathtub and put her head in my sink. Then i will cut both arms and legs off at the shoulder and hip joints. Next i would ram as much of her arm as i could into her vagina. Next I would make a vertical down her abdomen exposing her intestines. I then will remove the intestines and then remove her feet from her already removed legs. I then place her head into her now empty abdomen and place her own foot into her mouth. FIN.

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I would probably go on a date with her and see if she had any personality. If she did, and we really hit it off, I might sleep with her... in the dark. Assuming I had consumed a few drinks on this date.

Otherwise not that attracted to her at all, sorry bro.

Have you ever seen her panties?

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Having been engaged to an ex-ballerina: Avoid her like the fucking plague.

why?

I would play Brian Easdale's music for the "The Red Shoes Ballet", while forcing her to do 3 sets of 32 fouette's, on pointe, barefoot

Does she dance ?