Pokemon GO has ruined my relationship with my gf of 3 years...

Pokemon GO has ruined my relationship with my gf of 3 years. Shes mad im never home because im always out catching pokemon, but she thinks im cheating and im not. Financially we are doing bad right now. I literally wasted a full weeks check on this game yesterday! Its taking over my life. I want my girlfriend back. Shes never gonna want me again

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ball is life homie.

kek
this game is a game changer in evolution
it helps to get rid of stupid people

>spending shekels on micro transactions.
You deserve to be alone.

Wasted a whole weeks check? wtf, how?
just use the pokestops idiot.

You deserve it, and her seeing you for the pathetic waste of oxygen you are is probably the best thing for her life.

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end it now before its too late

Dude, don't spend money on a stupid game, it'll get boring in a couple of months and you'll feel like an idiot

I refuse to believe this is real.

This game has polluted Facebook and social media in general and their have already been recorded deaths because of it.

this, better an hero

Or do it if you enjoy it and have the money to blow

Trips speaks the truth. I love this game but im not spending money on it, fuck that.

Uninstall and stick to main series titles I'm not against Pokémon go its a good idea and works well for the publisher but as a player you're letting it interrupt your life past being a bit of a time waster or something to do while you exercise if you're doing it for Pokémon and don't have the main games invest in a 3ds not even a 3dsxl and you'll be playing it cheap the games get releases at a $40 price xy are great games and sun. And moon will be releasing soon

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poor op.

>deaths

Tell the story

DUBS DECIDES OPS FATE

there was some hoax stories that some fuckers have been posting (like the corpse one) and the death one was one of them

There have also been 2 armed robberies.

People use lures and incense to lure people into getting raped or mugged, thats why I always bring pepper spray and another person when I play.

people have been shot at and robbed, most likely niggers

I set up some lures near a cliff

yo what movie is this i have seen it but i dont reconise it

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im 6'3 and carry a glock .45 they try and get me breh ima just kill um then steal their phone for when trading is a thing and steal their pokemon

English motherfucker, do you speak it?

Shottas

tyty

Damn, what kind of third world nigger country do you live in homie?

More like lay off the meth. Jesus.

Atlanta

Who needs girls when you have Pokemon?

links?

Implying being big and carrying a weapon has anything to do with the killing capacity of someone else who already has their gun out and ready...I dont think he thought his words through.

Pokéball is life

Never heard of that country is it near Africa?

murica

How do I turn my house into an official Gym that shows up on everyones phone. Im really dedicated and wanna host gym parties.

theatlantic.com/news/archive/2016/07/pokemon-go-armed-robbery/490736/

Very near.

I saw this movie a couple years ago with my cousins. Its a great movie if you just want some entertainment. Also gotta love that akwardly shower scene that is shortly followed by a shoot out.

Hi I have never played Pokemon before and only downloaded the game yesterday because I heard you can cheat (I use a gps spoofer).
I have caught lots of Pokemon animals but don't really know what to do with them. Also I don't know how to battle people, any tips?

You can't. I'm sorry

Pic related

Here is the highest animal I have but there is no option to 'evolve'. How do I tell if it's because it doesn't evolve any further or if I need to be a higher level trainer.
Is this the best animal lots of gyms have this one but they all have over 1000 cp

I watched it once when a wigger that sold me weed brought it over. I remember it not being bad but very over the top. I don't remember much else about it .

Tbh, you kinda fucked yourself over

>Pokemon Go has ruined my relationship
>I'm never home because im always out catching pokemon

Idiot.

gottacatchemall

OPS LAUGHIN HIS ASS OFF RIGHT NOW. KEKK

In the Netherlands 2 guys and a girl got robbed at gun point. The best part is, was probably some bb gun or something cause we aren't free enough to buy real guns.

In a truly free country they would have had their own guns to defend themselves with.

Consider the following. Unless your walking around with your gun always drawn, at the ready, it will never matter. And you wont have it out and ready because you would be disturbing the peace and making day-to-day civilians uncomfortable/afraid.

fake and gay. theres literally nothing to even spend money on other than lures and those only cost a dollar. so either youre making like 100 dollars a week which is why she left you, or youre full of shit


yup. for some reason that fucker spawns with insanely high CP. pretty much everyone is using him now. the game has no balance. clearly their pokemon spawn mechanics arnt programmed right if certain poke have way higher cp. its league of legends all over again

>implying I give a fuck about "day to day civilians"

he doesn't evolve any further. you can tell because there's no option to evolve him.

Maybe grow up and stop playing a game made for children.

I play with my girlfriend together

>girlfriend
>Sup Forums

choose one

1 go to pokestops
2 take her with you so she knows what your doing
3 don't be a dumb cunt ya burnout

Bait

And if it's not, don't be a fucking idiot and do that shit fam.

Hmm. I'm thinking this falls into the "I shall write a cringe story of Pokemon in order to validate my preconceptions of the people who actually play the game by baiting them into corroborating and commiserating with real-life stories."

It's a valiant effort, but the "week's paycheck" line was a sure giveaway.

6/10: Passing, but barely.