/heem/ post UFC 200 - Mark Hunt is Australian Edition

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Lesnar looks 1000x better with a beard.

Coors light edition

Mark Hunt is Australian/ Samoan

BORK CONFIRMED FOR COOL GUY

>SCREECH

fuck off pedo

FUCK I TAKE A PISS AND I MISS SOMETHING

brock lesnar looks 1000x better than anyone.

CM Punk fighting soon, think he'll win?

Labatt and Molson, user.

Guys I need UFC names for my pokemons in pokemon go. so far i got Ratata as Mighty Mouse

goodbye heem

see ya at 201 or holly-schevchenko maybe

Bork

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He is quite ugly without beard user.

lol no

Don't even play that shit, the nigga's from NZ.

Why not FN South Dakota? You'll miss the McDonald-Lineker spice

What mate
We got another event in a few days
Stay strong Stavro Faggopoulus

How do we fix luckpunch, guys?
The amount of """""""champion"""""""ship turnover in this """sport"""" is embarrassing

We are now in the age of Wonder Boy and Coors

Cain as hawlucha

Phil, are you proxying?

Agreed. I saw the flag on tales of the tape, it all checks out.

Reem is pretty handsome desu

An ugly Bork Lazer is still 1000x better looking than anyone else.

Brock's touch butt moov mint looked good.

Why are you linking your shit link in the OP?

205 at MSG will be the real 200

>roided to the max reem

I liked the Bork conference

You reckon they did that because he just wanted to get out of there and not wait for the other fighters to turn up? They seemed to be reshuffling things after he left

Who will play him in his eventual biopic?

>EARLY WEIGH INS ARE THE REASON WHY THE CARDS ARE SO EPIC NOW

Glad this meme is dead.

We need to fight the meme magic. Return to the deterministic clockwork of pre-meme UFC

Not even close. I could Heem CM Punk, just by looking at him, you can tell he's never been in real fight in his life.

You're clearly a casual so I have no idea why you think anything needs to be fixed.

>DC and Bork's gameplan for UFC 200.png

Read the official OP you cunt it clearly says "Mark Hunt is Australian Edition"

sadly I have shit to do

It didn't happen this entire weekend though? The closest was Eddie and he's got an excellent boxing coach and RDA usually takes punishment in exchange for pressure.

This. Then I'd fuck his wife.

anyone else love nate diaz but hate nick?

>implying Brock was all natty

all championship fights are best of 3 fight series
2 fights in one night
a 3rd if necessary the next day

>biggest event

Reminder who the real GOAT is
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He has a pencil neck, which indicates he is missing the warrior gene.

Did you not watch the main event?

xth for ufc 200 wasn't bad, and only the casuals who came for Brock think otherwise

Yeah. Bork isn't really a man of the people. He just wanted to go home and drink a Coors Light.

Nate seems chill. Nick seems like a knob.

Nick is just meh. I only hate memes.

every man does.

we need to artificially recreate the conditions that made UFC 199 so great before every event. This is the kind of holistic approach that only meme magic can provide.

DANA JUST CONFIRMED ON FS1 BISPING VS HENDERSON IN MANCHESTER, UNITED

>tfw I was 1 (ONE) pick away from making it and tate had to fuck it all up

I was robbed of my red panty night lads

right in the diverticulitis

It may have been the worst PPV of this year so far.

Did I miss the conference. I only caught Brock talking for a minute.

Daniel Cormier must be the biggest loser other than Hendricks.

Cormier will never headline a card after tonight. He lost any little bit of fans he had left. There was a huge opportunity with the Jones fiasco for him to make fans and he blew it.

People had too high expectations, myself included

In hindsight, a HW in DC who had a horrible weight cut and absolute emotional rollercoaster versus basically a LHW/MW in Silva coming in on two days notice only recently after gallbladder surgery who can't stop wrestlers was bound to end one way

Lesnar looking only for takedowns versus Hunt who can't hang with actual wrestlers was going to either end in a KO or wrestlefuck

Brockference is over, they're getting ready for the rest of the fighters now.

poor jacare

How the fuck was that luck? Nunes shrugged off her takedowns and punched her face in repeatedly. There's nothing lucky about beating your opponent in every phase of the fight m8.

now kiss

Nate always seemed like the more care-free and less well spoken out of the two. It makes him more endearing. Nick just tries to bully and talk shit and then cries when he gets his ass kicked.

Never expected Nate to overshadow him though because Nick was in a ton of high level fights before.

Try being me kid.

It wasn't, and you're an actual retard for thinking so
All of the prelims were spicy, as was Aldo-Edgar
Cain-Browne and Tate-Nunes were both first round heems

>roided to the max brock

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Yep. If Hendo wins the belt he's officially the #1 GOAT in my books.

2 pride belts, 1 strikeforce belt, 1 ufc belt

beat fedor

DC-Silva was a complete embarrassment. The rest wasn't bad, but definitely not worth the hype. Except for based Brock.

well I had fun

>Jon Jones pops and gets knocked out of 200
>The entire world sympathies with Cormier and want to see him fight Silva
>He decides to make the biggest, most important fight of his career unwatchable
>Everybody cheers for the loser

t. Zuffa shill

Hendo vs Bisping 2 confirmed

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It did, stop being a bandwagoner who wants to look cool on /heem/

are they gonna do it in old trafford? poor jacare though senpai

HUNT IS FROM PEE POOLAND OBVS.

something you guys have to realise is that how good the fights themselves were is not important for ufc 200. The big names is the most important thing so people buy these cards. Most knowledgeable people knew that anderson silva would just wrestlefucked same as mark hunt. Jon Jones vs DC wouldve also been a pretty boring fight aside from any of the drama. If you want to see GOOD fights you wont catch them at the big ufc events because they are catered to casuals.

now that jones is finished cormier is the goat no one can beat him. stay mad

How shit was the card? Should I even bother pirating it?

>Fighting a 46 year old man to feel good about yourself

You mean Rich Pianna? He'd probably be even bigger than Rich if he regularly juiced tbqh. Probably did it for football though.

no

Why did the /wwe/ thread get deleted?

Seeing as PRO wrestling is a real sport as opposed to half naked man grab

SHIT SHOW don't waste your hard drive space

It wasn't shit at all
The only bad fights were DC-Silva and Lesnar-Hunt
Every other fight on the card was great

I payed full price and it was boring as fuck.

Cain's round house to straight TKO was sick, but everything else was garbage.

The only thing he's lost is some casual retards interest like yourself

>and he blew it

You're an utter fucking moron, tell me again who popped for steroids?

True. Not saying Hardwork isn't a part of it. But some guys have it. Some don't. Punk doesn't

Why do people keep saying nunez is black? I thought she was just a regular brazilian.

literally no one said that ever

gimme fucking source right now

Hopefully Bisping will permaheem that faggot dan

>Jon Jones vs DC wouldve also been a pretty boring fight
you are one of the casuals they cater too m8

That's a 46 year old man who sent a roided Cuban to the shadow realm mate.

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>Cowboy Cerrone is leading a "Stand! Them! Up!" chant, waving on the crowd.

that's fuckin hilarious

>No. 13 ranked 46 year old guy getting a title shot

>Mfw someone tries to tell me rankings are important in this organization