Chick from class invited me back to her place to smoke some joints. How fucked am I? Wat do?

Chick from class invited me back to her place to smoke some joints. How fucked am I? Wat do?

>Demotivational posters on the wall
You're already fucked m8

Steal the dog and run.

Looks like a chill pad too me

Wtf is with those pictures.
Take a pic of the dogs face.

Dude your gonna get so laid lmao :- DDDD

boink her on the rug next to the fire. all romantic like and shit

tell her to fuck dog post pics
>win

shove the weed up your gooch and in your asshole when the chick aint looking, take it all out in a couple of minutes or so (or until golden brown), say you've had enough and she can smoke it. and i think you know what happens next.

or just fuck her

Her phone on sofa? take sd card and post contents

ask her to suck the dog's dick

is her name emily?

Holy crap dude. You are fucked. My advise is to run off as fast as your stubby legs will carry you, right back to /r9k/.

Smoke her entire stash then shit in her microwave you fucking pussy.

Rainbow flag. It's a trap. Lube up, sport.

Really, doesn't look too bad. A little messy, sure, but it's nothing next to some of what I've seen in college.

Only thing that's somewhat concerning are the tits on the wall, but so long as you're not too attached, should be ok.

How long have you known her?

Hold on, look closer. It's an Indian thing. She's got dream catchers and shit. She might just be into newage shit. She IS a stoner, after all.

Dude why is there a pregnancy test on couch by the side of her phone?

Rainbow flag.

Topless girls on the walls.

Mom art.

Good luck getting laid~

If she has ever said these things to you;

>I love you
>your a good friend
>dude
>bro
>mate

You are just there to smoke weed with het because she knows your safe and not going to try take advantage. Odds are you'll end up buying the weed. Of not enjoy the free weed and lol friendship

thats a joint you child

Duuuuuude, I don't know what they're putting in these pregnancy tests but it works.

I can tell by the apartment that she is going to have hairy armpits and hairy genitals.

Thats a rly rly rly bad looking joint. Shame !

What does she look like?

my gf calls me dude quite a bit and gives me weed, what do i win?

don't expect any sex, she's clearly a lesbian

no straight woman has pictures of tits all over the walls

ok its shitty rolled

Fuck the hippie chick?

The entire universe. But what I said only applies really if you don't have the gf to begin with.

I take the universe back and I'll give you a gold star instead.

>6.5/10 good effort

She called me dude before we got together, i broke her will to not be with someone else and had her saying that she wants me as a boyfriend.
I'll take a 9/10 thanks. (She does whatever i want)

You win the

"Congratz on having a typical teenage relationship"

Medal!

inb4 hurr durr I'm actually 20 something

Get in, get out.

Like my grandfather said to me when I was 12 "Love them and leave them".

21 to be honest. I could talk about the trancendence of love here, but i'm not about to talk on Sup Forums about that shit.

>random small picture of a bitch flashing her tits on the wall
Something's off...

faggot

im sorry

She is a dyke, fam

Just enjoy the weed buzz and the good pegging your gonna get.

is ok hunni bunni, no homo

That's a pretty common for girls who use Tumblr to have.

thanks chad
means a huge deal to me

so, uh. did you bang?

Why would you be fucked?

You're such a stupid little baby crying about nothing

I just pooped in my own pants

Christ, can none of you basement-hiding virgins recognize a lesbians den?

Smoke up, keep the subject off of penises, and get her talking about fishdiving. Godspeed.

Christ, can any of you normies browsing this site read the fucking time?

Where are the noodz OP?

>normies

kill urself, wannabe abnormal snowflake

please post nudes OP

>uses basement-hiding virgins
>gets upset when someone uses normies

On the wall you faggot.

Ask her if she fucks the dog and if she does then ask to watch. Record a video and post it here.

OP here.

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