What's your job in Tamriel Sup Forums

What's your job in Tamriel Sup Forums

Washing dishes and fucking your mom

Chopping wood, fuck dragons and fuck elves.

Stealing everyone's pillows.

Found a picture of your character.
Which armor mod is that?

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Changing it to just fucking your mom

CBBE

Kool Kidz Klub [REDUX]

Damn right I am.

Nice get though.

Idk in all honesty I'd prolly be a beggar. I can't use a sword, and fuck farming

I'm a mid level archaeologist for the Aldmari Dominion, but I'm studying up to advance as an invoker.

Skooma Hobo

Noice! How many wares does Kahjit have?

Not all kahjit are drug dealers

Brothel owner in Riften, of course.

Making the shadow marks for the thief guild

Yes most keep the drugs for themselves

Who was that bitch in riften who cucks you?

That's like saying all niggers aren't black.

Helena

That pile of bones you walk over that flips its shit and you take a small amount of damage.

Fuck you for stepping on me.

Kek

I fulfill my destiny of being a DB. And then I sit in my mansion for the rest of my life and blabber on about how I kicked a Dragon God's ass and saved everyone for eternal doom within Nirn like a crusty old man. While my wife tends to washing and feeding my sweet roles.

Kek

i sit at the tavern all day every day getting drunk saying the same things over and over and over

NPC inexplicably running across the map

>tfw dragon-kin
>spend most of my time running errands for weaklings
>forced to kill my kin to amass my horde of gold at swordpoint
>killing the wrong weakling summons immortal pale-flesh bastards
>deep magic of the world forces the souls of my slain brethren into the core of my being
>fml

The guy who would totally sell you his sister if he had one.

M'aiq the liar

Just a servant of Skald the Elder, not deserving of recognition

EEEEEVERYTHINGS FOR SALE. EVERYTHING

>The entire planet of Tamriel

The job i was born to do.
>stopping criminal scum
>getting pussy

Pokémon trainer

I'm a mercenary. Anybody else thought of mercenary work? It might suit them.

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Travelling merchant and smith.

I take advantage of Skyrim's unbalanced smithing system and become the wealthiest guy in Tamriel within 1 in-game year, at which point I finance a rebellion against the Thalmor.

I would be the third last living Falmer (Not betrayed) living in Skyrim.

Plate merchant

Poor soul

I would be the final chosen one of the divines. Sent from the heavens above to finally slay the daedric scum, and remove them from this plane once and for all.

High elf detected.
Anger raising
Racist levels raising
High elf hate boner raising
DEATH TO THE THALMOR

>i really really like stealth archers

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Legendary Troll Hunter Asgroff. Hunter of Trolls since birth. Accompanies the Mighty Throthgar in battle.

He probably plays a spell sword build

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I want to suck throthgars throthy dick

* Second
You kill one of them remember

Fucking banana elf faggot

The fuck did elves do to you, you peasant fuck?

Winking skeever owner here

>skyrims inquisistion, have you heard about the great god talos? damn elves

I really hope to see the dwemer as a playable race in the next ES.
>pic semi related

They tried to stop me from chopping wood and almost got me killed by a random ass dragon.

for the last time, dwemer are not dwarves, they've said it a million times
>pic related

Tinaska - Thousand year old Alt-Falmer crossbreed. Hailing from ValenWood. Nightingale of the the Valenwood Guild. Member of the Brotherhood when initiated during travel to Isles.

I don't mind the Bosmer or Dunmer. But the Altmer just all seem like arrogant fucks

Dwe-mer literally means dwelling elf.

The beards related nigga

>see that guy
>'ay mate nice yellow hat'
>try to pickpocket it
>item doesnt show up
>decide to kill him
>loot
>mfw yellow hat is his hair

under rated post

Does it come with HDT for jiggling manboobs?

You're either female or a faggot

Oy vey! The nordic goyim know!
Shut it down!

That's Cicero, you filthy casul

What the fuck do you mean underrated post? It was posted a minute before you replied you absolute downy.

>HAHAHAHA HE THOUGHT HAIR WAS A HAT OH MAN BARE HILLARE

Samefagging is the worst crime on the Internet faggot

Student, starting at the College of Winterhold next semester.

HIGH ELVES FTW

Without a doubt if be a nightingale. Badass armor is badass.

Autismo Alert

bean

Nice thread dude

Actually, Dwemer means 'Deep Elves'.

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same fag

Cicero.

Oh my.

You know what I meant.

I stand around not trusting elves

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Adding to the Mage's Guild dialogue by hiding in the dungeon as a ancient guide to the dangerous secrets beneath.
Ideally the entire Guild would hate me as well, for being such an anti-social faggot.
I could just shitpost by summoning deadra and teaching them nothing but meme humour and setting them free into the world.

incorrecto

Nope

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Blacksmith.


... I also hunt down and molest unwilling elf-kind.

Brothel owner. "The exotic rose", with a lot of argonian, redguard and elf whores.

(You)
same fag

My fucking sides

No kahjit?

Your pretty funny man

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Quit messing with me you fuck I'm not any of those people

I work for Belethor, at the General Goods store.

I'm part of the Bruma Banana Guard