Be me

>be me
>flirt with underage grill
>she says shes a cop
wat do?Is she a cop in training or is she a he and im fucked?

shes/hes dodging the questions now somebody help

damn not even 18 and she's already a cop? she sounds pretty fucking cool user.

how cool is it for her age!

so she isnt undercover?ive been talking to her for a week and we were going to meet up then she said she was a cop and shes copied the chats

lol

Nice bait

fuck is there a way I can delete everything in my computer including chat logs?

Are you sure she's not from Spy Kids?

this is her- she said her name was Searah Shlipmen

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Well if she's a real undercover, she's supposed to lure you into "meeting her" somewhere. That's when they pick you up.

So am I going to be okay?

we met on omegle and i got her skype but we never called

I take it she didn't ask to meet you some place?

she asked to met at wendys first but i had to do something that do say i said mcdonalds in two days

Why are you talking to underage girls you fucking loser? How old are you?

34 but im a young 34

You're completely fucked you stupid pedophile kill yourself.

This looks like fucking peyton list

This looks like fucking, peyton list

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ill look her up thanks user

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HOLY SHIT yes she said she was Searah Shlipmen

Sounds like someone's fucking with you OP. I don't even think they try and lure predators this way anymore. I figured they all assumed nobody was stupid enough to still try.

this better be true idont have to be in prison

Mfw
>a young 34

the bad thing is i gave him/her my phone number and address

As big of a faggot as you are. I figured you'd love prison

but i thought i was talking to a girl not a boy

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oh youre one of those guys who thinks everything is bait. id like to see how you react when the rbi could bust down your door any second due to pedophilia

Well don't be a pedophile then you stupid faggot
>"rbi"
>kek achieved

No. You better grab your best gear and prepare for a skirmish. If you manage to defeat the local police force, the girl is all yours. Good luck, OP.

id like to see you type when your hands are shaking faster than the girls on Shake It Up

looks like fucking peyton list!

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It's not my fault you're 34 and trying to fuck a little girl, you deserve prison and all the anal rape to come
Presume this isn't all just stupid b8

i wasnt trying to fuck her i just wanted to get to know her and maybe be her boyfriend

It's time to stop you pedo

>>kek overload

>be her boyfriend
>not fucking her
cuck spotted

i would only do it if she wanted to i even bought some condoms she liked all the things i liked

You're in for it now

>I didn't plan on fucking her
>>buys condoms
Sure juan

they don't tell you they're a cop until after they arrest you..

did you not read the post i said id only do it if she wanted to i was being safe

If this is legit you're definetly fucked now you cuck
>sure I'll nibble

is there a way i can act innocent like i was only trying to buy her a cheese burger like at the fastfood place?

Nope, you deserve to be canned pedo

somebody is knocking on my door o shit

>>>>>>SURE JUAN

it was just the pizza man

Shit b8

This makes no sense. You're missing the point of how disgusting and morally wrong it is to engage any activity with a minor.

Coming to Sup Forums for an answer is like asking a pack of hungry wolves not to tear you to shreds. Guess you're gonna have to accept your actions.

>accept your actions.
okaymom

Kek pedo fag