ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

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I'm a girl that likes porn involving a blowup doll. Especially the clear, see-through ones. I don't know why

Well since you're obviously attention whoring from the last thread, tits ot gtfo.

As said, I've openly fapped to my best friend when she was sleeping in my bed, few years ago, and came on the bedsheets before going to sleep myself.
I'm actually not proud of it. But it was damn pleasant

I posted it nearing the end of the last thread. Just wanna know if there's someone with the same kink.

lel

Try some bait or something. Your lure ain't working

I fuck your mom's tiny brown butthole

I love shemale videos where the tranny is getting pounded and squirming and moaning like a nasally down syndrome.

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i like to shitpost with cropped cp.

i get banned, i reset my ip, and then i do it all over again.

There's 2.

I'd be happy to perform for you if you were in Australia. Would actually prefer if you stayed clothed, giggled a bit and maybe said some degrading shit. That would make me cum buckets inside that doll actually.

then why crop at all?

Since this version of Ghostbusters was released 3 days ago I have fapped to it at least 14 times.

youtube.com/watch?v=obhxkC6iTTI

Nice

If a guy with a fat girl problem is here, just read this:

i'm 23/m and im wearing footsy pajamas and a diaper underneath.

because what i'm really doing it for is for the (You)'s.

thirsty as fuck pedo's screaming MOAR while the pathetically wimpy newfags scream MODS. it's great!

Pics?

nah, sorry fam. i have skype though if you wanna chat.

I just got done fucking a 14yo girl. we have fucked quite a few times before, including taking her v on her 14th bday.

i'm CIA

I fuck girls I'm not attracted to just 'cause I feel society pressures you to get laid on the reg to be normal

gtfo pamperchu don't you have cancer to die from

k keep going.

wat. not pamperchu. i'd never do anything even vaguely similar to the shit he pulls. i did meet a dude that claimed to be a daddy of his for a while though.

screw what society says, you dont have to lower your standards.

k

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I'm not only on gear but I'm gonna start selling soon.

When I was 12 I rubbed my cock between my moms ass cheeks while she slept. Felt good.

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check'd

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crazy thread

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Big whoop. Want to fight about it?

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> i cheated on my GF 3 times with 2 women in 1 week.
> my mum ate cum covered leftover pizza from me

yeah fml

FIGHT ME NIGGER

Dubs for cat goddess

cute girl. What does she get up to?

i like to put maggots in my dick

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crazy people

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Kys

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Oi, fight me mate

Pic

I want to have sex with a very passable she male like Bailey Jay or Sarina Valentina. I really enjoy prostate stimulation so I would want to be fucked. I also want to blow them and swallow there cum(after washing their dick of coirse)

I have a gf and while I want her to peg me there's a certain kink to shemales as well as the feel of an actual dick as opposed to a plastoc/silicone one

Let's see what I can confess
>took a 14 year old girls virginity
>same night put her christian bf in hospital for shits and gigs
>burnt a school by accident but lowkey framed a friend
>let myself into an EBgames I worked at during the night and stole everything I could get my hands on
>snagged people off the side of the road in a van and robbed them before dumping them (good times in bondi)
>climbed ayers rock without paying admission nor elder approval (not a big crime really)
>helped dump several body parts in a few places (I owed a favour)

Need to think some more about things I'm willing to admit
God I've been an absolute cunt my whole life
>mfw posting from a stolen phone

Sounds 15

I'm 23

i wish i were you. not just because of 14 year old part. I came to a conclusion that being a cunt like you is the best thing i can do. I was acting nice to every one my whole life (and probably continue to do so) and they all just tread on me and ask me if im ok. your situation is way better considering your only feel is guilt. im literaly going insane in this life

>Fucked a friends girlfriend because he stole a beer from me
>I have three testicles

I have a wedgie fetish, im gay for my best guy friend and im in love with my friend who is a gilr but she dosent find me attractive so im dieting and losing weight and trying to be more attractive for her.

my dog's name is dick

pics of balls?

I Still masterbate to the decoration of independence

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>LEA data mining thread 2.0

I don't really feel the guilt for long
But anyways
I recommend you try shoplifting or rolling clowns for cash
Really gives you that absolute asshole feeling and believe me, it gets addicting if you do it right

Plus don't bother with emotional attachments, if they're sexy, hit and quit it. If they wanna fool around some more, no strings attached? That's a bonus

Be ruthless
Be primitive
Be a beast son
We all die anyway, may as well indulge all the base urges and be depraved as fuck

i wanted to make a thread but i'll ask here
i have a cat goddess cp folder and the vid, im moving on with my life.
Deleting folder seems to be reasonable thing to do but i dont i want to do that
My secret is i fapped to the vid once and im not even a pedo.
Any pedos out there to shed some light?

My was was very drunk last weekend and passed out naked after a party at our house. I let my old creepy neighbor rub my wife's naked ass and tits while she slept. She has no idea

>in Australia
Welp, that explains why it's a sheep blow up doll.

Me and two of my friends have a very well thought out plan to shoot up our school just in probably never gonna happen tho

rl

why do you have it if you aren't into it? Why don't you want to delete it?

She knew

FIGHT ME, YOU LONG ASS BITCH!

Once I accidentally a lamp

rekt

It's not the wild west anymore, where you can openly browse russian chan boards on clearnet and pull shit off limewire all day. What you have you'll never get back without huge risk and time investments.
Just stick it on a encrypted usb drive, and lock it away.

I love the smell of my own ass. I got hemorroids and sometimes, I put my fingers in the mushy hemo mass to absorb some heavy musk anal aroma.

Then I smell it, full-blown Joachim Low style.

i have the same secret

Can I get an invite to your next party? They sound fun!

>mfw posting from a stolen phone

Get cancer and die!

Yes. Debating whether I should let the old guy fuck my wife next time. Hes been asking for round two

It was asking for it

A few more
>ghosted some bikies back to their club house and boosted one of their bikes
>sold some edgy looking kid flour in a park, had him convinced it was high quality cocaine
>broke into dreamworld after hours with a qt to fuck in the big brother house (aussie bros know what's up)
>sold all kinds of booze while visiting a dry mission (them abbos love the shit)
>partied with home and away stars on the gold coast, smoked some weed with a few of them
>shot out tyres of passing cars in the northern territory

I've been around this country a fair bit now

Fancy a fisticuffs, m8?

Stop posting you bastard! There's no place for you on any chan!

I am bad and I should feel bad

I run an underground terror cell connection and chat site. #Liberty #TrueAmerica #TheNewBeginning

MODS!

I made a really cute trap cum

How much did you sell the flour for?

When I really think about it though, at the end of the day there are men. The really passable shemales achieve their look though tons of make up. They will still have man hands and man shape. Ideally I want to be fucked by a hot hermaphrodite but those don't exist.

I like the penis but I don't like men. Does that make sense?

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Let's get right into the nudes!!!!

I wish I had the balls to go on a killing rampage and kill all mudslimes and feminazis that's destroying my country...

i suffer from severe Crohns disease which has also caused a 30cm stricture (scaring tissue that constricts my small intestines pathways by around 1/2) which means that i often feel a tonne of pain daily specially after eating, my family thinks its not that bad and have no clue how bad it actually is, i eat maybe once every other day to minimize pain and am currently on a extremely strict diet, i refuse to get surgery and have been warned that my chances of bowl perforation is at around 80% and chances of dying from that are around 50/50 if its caught on time. no one else who knows me knows this and no one would even understand if i told them. i also suffer from a extremely rare type of eye cancer which reduces my medication options by 90% or more due to immunosuppressants effecting and worsening my cancer my life is literally full of pain and all i want is to feel normal yet little bitches on here think that them having a crappy life with near to no medical problems think their life is terrible, grow the fuck of you fucking faggots people are much worse of than you, you cunts.

You are fucked Dude...

About $180
All the kid could get together and the black and gold flour was on special for 50 cents so mass profit was made

>tried getting his money back a week later
>rolled him for everything he was carrying

I am mute.

>i refuse to get surgery
Lives in first world, won't accept health care, instead complains to internet.