"Things you can say about a festival but not your gf"

"Things you can say about a festival but not your gf"

Fun

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This one isn't really fun lets go check out the one down the street

Gee, who knew such a tight space could hold so many people!

Too bad they only come here once a year...

Trippin hard...is that a clown?

God, smells like shit and cheep beer in there!

When I blow all my money at a festival at least I'm guaranteed a ride

everything here tastes so good