Hey Sup Forums jonesey has grown twice over twice its size since last week

hey Sup Forums jonesey has grown twice over twice its size since last week

Burn it

ill upload pics from the last thread i made so you can see its progress

what is that

mold

looks like mold

Oh Sup Forums, you so crazy


Faggot, that's disgusting

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gonna need a timestamp OP

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those pics where from last week

Jizz on it and eat it.

It's so floofy.

What is wrong with you nigga?

it looks fluffy touch it op

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it is fluffy. i would describe it as what a cloud feels like if you don't know what a cloud actually is

jizz on it then microwave it

Leave it there one more week. Add cheese

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Steam ?

add some cum on top

How's the smell?

just smelled like mince that's been sitting in the open for a few days, but that was gone within a week

Keep feeding him, he's eventually going to run out of food.

Will it kill you when you sleep?

i'm hoping it will fill the entire microwave, then see if it starts compressing itself or starts seeping through the gaps

That would be pretty nice seeing it take over the whole microwave

Even being in the same room as that thing will give you cancer, OP!

That thing will get you sick by then. Put it in a shed or somewhere that isn't your house.

eat it a little bit

If you take of its mask, will it die?

Enjoy your mold illness

Timestamp

This shit is gonna kill OP

get it out of the house Bro

Eat it like you eat pussy. Which means don't eat it, because a faggot like you can't get any pussy even if he tried.

Finally, something worth being on this cancerous website for

Microwave it for 5 minuets

kek

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I take it back. Eat it. You probably suck four dicks.

Nuke the fuck out of it for 5 min and see what happens, maybe we get a new breed of super ebola

Why does the name jonesey suit it so much? It's so fluffy

He needs food so he can take over your house.

What's the long term goal? Are you going to use this as some sort of a weapon?

Sup Forums named him/her/it last week
how/what can i feed it to make it grow faster?

spray it with a small amount of water, water is stuff in it is better like bits of food

cum, cum lives very short outside balls/vagina

Water and more food

add dairy products, like sprinkle some grated cheese. add stuff that goes off really quickly, maybe a little milk

Jizz definetly

But, why?

HE NEED SOME MILK

GIVE HIM SOME MILK

i can handle gore threads but this is fucking disgusting

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I have no idea. once i'm satisfied with its size, I'll probably make another thread taking suggestions

That makes me think of an old sheboon's pussy and untrimmed chimp bush.

Put [M I L K] in one of those spray-thingies.
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not regular milk

chocolate milk

cum on it

Just stick the microwave on it for about 20mins high power and record my hideous friend

set it on fire and recorded it then make webm for all of us Sup Forumsros to enjoy!

what does it smell like?

Don't listen to this guy or any of the people telling to nuke it op that'll kill some this lovely bacteria. The suggestion of milk is excellent in this case that you keep getting it will make jonesy strong. Also this thing is quite dangerous so I hope you're handling this thing somewhere out of your main household.
source t me, biology major.

Ask Jone how he's doing, then lick it to see if he taste like true.

Cool so what is actually going on user, what sort of mold is producing, do different foods make it grow into different things?

I wanna stick my dick in it
put your dick in it

archive this shit

OP add bleach and ammonia to it, '
and then microwave, it will produce the organism to produce maggots

lol yeah on OP some days later, hes growing mold on a plate in his microwave he knows this shit

this

also inb4 nervegas...

mixing bleach and ammonia is totally safe and fun

wrap him in aluminum foil and microwave him

this
need webm of it too

Pet him real nice like and add a bit of water.

no how dare you try to kill our jonesey

FREE JONESEY HE DINDU NUFFIN

I renember this shit

i hope someone is at least screen capping this shit

Fucking eat it and post it with timestamp, please. You look like a sick mind anyway, your body can be sick too.

whats a good environment to grow it in? I actually might need to use my microwave in the next few days so would like to transfer jonesey to a safe place

Your belly!

cupboard

Tough to tell what kind it is cause you could be anywhere in the world and its going to vary in large part due to climate. A few of the molds you could be growing are cancer causing and others are potentially dangerous for your body in general. Adding other foods will make it grow diffrent things. If you can give me some more info about where you are that would really help. It's still tough to tell without a sample though if you're still there op.

I think you've created a new species OP and it's fluffy as fuck

Warmth and moisture with little ventilation.

Also your going to want to throw your microwave out and buy a new one after doing this unless your willing to risk a dangerous infection.

Holy shit....

Im not op, i was telling op to microwave it for the good of the future

Give Jonesy a proper haircut, OP!

There's no such thing as a "jonesey". It just put that memory in your brain so he could live in your house, eat your food, and multiply.

i recommend you put it in a shed and OP please put the microwave in the shed with it don't use that microwave again eww

that looks so wrong

i'm in NZ, it's usually around 12 degrees C in the kitchen (winter time). it's just been feeding on some mince that i made about 2-3 weeks ago

I saw this thread on funnyjunk a week ago
Keep it going OP

Grandma's furburger

mold is a fungus though. and you claim to be a biology major?

Ur microwave is fucked buy a different one this is Jonesy microwave now