"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon. How tough are ya?"

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon. How tough are ya?"

I drank chocolate milk; without any chocolate.

You got a bottle a ketchup?

i went on the disney site without my parents permission (I was only 22 at the time)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

I took a shit without peeing.

I drank chocolate milk, without milk.

I'm so tough, when I spitton you, its salty.

I once got trips, without any scripts.

I've been taking 150 mg of hydrocodone everyday for 5 years and today I have none left. Withdrawals will hit me in a few hrs. Wish me luck anons

CARLOS

I'm so tough, I can get dubs on command.

Singles please

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Oh fuck i feel for you bro

hot damn now that is impressive

I know, now here's some dubs.

I got dubs here
but are you ready for some trips?

I'm impressed.

Thanks, what do you want next? Trips? Quads? I don't think I can do quints though. Not that tough.

I shoved a cactus up my ass, without crying

Tough enough

I bet you could do quads.

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Thanks user I already have the rls and the fever

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alrighty then, here we go.

I went onto Sup Forums, without posting a trap thread... That's how tough I am.

GOD DAMMIT

I'm covered in poison ivy rash right now.

that's tough

Ill let the dubs talk

I run a shitty meme page on facebook

i drank regular

I'm still wd off heroin myself. Thinking about doing ibogaine... take high doses of immodium. It helps

you monster jesus christ you madman

How tough am I?

I don't answer "If you don't reply your mother ..."
cancer.

Check'd

i dont cry when mufasa gets killed by scar

... ok, maybe just a little bit

Mods! Ban this user!

How tough am I ?? I was eating a chicks ass and I tasted the poopoo but keep going

I dont feel bad about this