This guy walks up and slaps your gfs ass, what do?

this guy walks up and slaps your gfs ass, what do?

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"k-keep the change"

Tell his owner

Ask why he slapped the back of my hand

Bend over so he can slap mine too.

kick the ballz and mike tyson punch in the face

SMALLER BY DA DAY, GODDAMMIT

Which of my girlfriends did he slap? D:

ask him why he's in our plane of existence if he's left humanity behind

gotta slap the boy's ass to confuse the body, right babe??

Was gonna say kick in the dick and as he falls falcon punch to the face

Poke him with a needle. Watch the synthol pour out.

He couldn't lift shit. His midsection is fucking tiny.
Bet he can't SLDL 400 clean no spot.

i tell him to come to my discord and post porn
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Tell him she has a penis.

Find his air valve and release it to deflate him.

Call america so they can invade his body for oil

Point out my thumb and stick it in the area behind the chin up into the skull right under the tongue. He'll pull back. Then kick him in the dick and punch him while he's on the ground.

>blow protien powder to his eyes.
>take off with gf before he sees

call trump to deport this illegal kangaroo

Tell Rich to lay off of the synthol, and go fuck his wife. I am not even kidding. This is his wife.
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Punch him with a straight right to the nose, initiate the clinch with double under hooks (pray that he didn't wrestle in hs/college)..stay in this position until either the fight is broken up or until he starts huffing and puffing , at which point his punches will come much slower ..but if one of his hooks hits me I'm most likely fucked.

This is rocky and frankferters love child.

Call prophet muscle

Nothing, realistically

Pick is deceiving rich pina is a fucking beast still a faggot but a beast look him up on YouTube he gives good advice on how to safely take roids and other shit

shoot him

Rich can lift a shitload, he is a powerhouse with a very small waist. He also trains in MMA.

Wonder when my wife let me have a gf

pull out my dick and piss at him. this has got me out of a couple drunken fights. nobody wants to walk toward/punch the guy who's pissing at them

Call the cops

Can't slap what doesn't exist

dub trips gets it.

“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Straight California trash.

GOOOOD FUCKING MORNI'N

Whatever it takes

My years of martial arts experience, along with logical abilities, tell me this guy isn't a challenge at all.

I have the speed and manoeverability advantage, along with a lot of power in my strikes. He'd go for a grapple or a slugger style punch. I'd slip both and land an elbow in his exposed face.

I'd then proceed to ignore the rules of fair engagement and lay into him on the ground.

Afterwards,i'd paint my face tribal style with his blood and get a celebratory blowjob from my gf.

pop one of those fucking veins and let him bleed to death

50,000 volt tazar to the nuts

Ask if his dick hangs lower than his balls

Slap his ass back for 8 hours straight

i would say you are one ugly mofo, and pull out my dick and say suck on this faggot

Laugh at his pathetic taste.

H-hold me, Sup Forums

do a 450 and hammertime away

He has no balls dude jokes on you.

I don't have a GF
I'm gay and virgin

359° and walk away

He'd just grab you by the throat and crush you're windpipe.

use a pool que as a spear and fell him like prehistoric man battling a mammoth
poke and run, poke and run.

Ask him when the next Rammstein song comes out.

Thought gays are mad promiscuous?

You ugly too?

Beat me to it kek

shes all yours, big guy

pinch is arms and let the synthol flow

wreck him, he is on the verge of having a stroke or a heart attack, pushing him to the limit won't be a problem.

what's synthol?

assert dominance, slap his ass back harder while keeping eye contact.

Bulk is not strength.

He'd have to catch me. My reflexes have been honed through years of martial arts sparring, competitions and street fights.

I've trained agility, peripheral vision and reflex exercises since my first martial art, Shaolin Kung Fu.

His lumbering ass would attempt to grab my windpipe, i'd move backwards at the last minute and momentum would do the rest.

politely ask him not to and let my GF have a go at him. She's fiesty

>go to gay club
>announce that you are a virgin
>?????
>sore anus in morning

what an ugly bitch, those tits are horrendous

GOOD FUCKING MORNING GOD DAMMIT
RICH PIANA HERE WITH ANOTHER EPISODE OF SMALLER BY THE DAY, MY CROSSFIT SHOW MOTHERFUCKERS

>this guy walks up and slaps your gfs ass, what do?
Raid his truck for a fortune in roids.

I'm actually pretty femine but cant find a BF in finland

pic is me posting to another thread weeks ago

>using weeabo fighting magic

pull out a pin and pop him like a balloon and watch him deflate away

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Pop him with a hatpin.

How much vape smoke did you blow after hitting post on that one?

fuck she isn't even good looking those tits are fucking trash

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That's all fine and dandy until you get punched in the face. Then he just strangles you, you can't get any air, you can't do your ching chong moves, you just die.

She looks gross

Put 3 in the chest my .380

Just go to a gay bar and approach drunk people until you find one that will fuck you/ let you fuck them.

t. virgin

The closest thing to being high for me?Training everyday, to be a modern day warrior.I am a warrior.

Rich aspires to look like a God. I become more powerful everyday. I have nearly mastered 20 of the 72 arts of Shaolin. My fingers can damage rocks, my bones can resist strikes from stone.

I fear no man because i am their nightmare.

>jelly bellies detected

you faggots aren't fooling anyone

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B A S E D R I CH

tell him to stop taking steroids and call the police for sexual assault.

POCKET SAND

Martial arts are real, battle tested and 99% effective.

Krav Maga?Jeet Kune Do?Shaolin Wushu/Kung Fu?Brazilian Jujitsu?Judo?Kendo?Akido?

I am proficient with katana, nunchuckas, three section staff, bo staff, shuriken, bo shuriken and other imrpovised weapons.

I taught myself stealth walking, parkourm infiltration techniques and the art of disguise.

You feel inferior to my skills.It's understandable.

Plus, with a fedora that large, you could fend him off. Or just fling your cum-encrusted MLP waifu pillow at him.

Your gamertag has the word "ninja" in it.... Doesn't it?

ive been in a couple gaybars but I don't want to get fucked, I just want hugging, kissing and love

How can you punch that, which is no longer there.

I know pressure points that can shut down the hearts ability to beat. Disrupt your nervous system. Cause you to go temporarily blind.

Such cringe.

I can imagine them screaming Rreeeeeeeeeeee the whole time

This shit's gold, man.

Open the door, get on the floor, walk the dinosaur.
Or
Turn 360' then moonwalk

Grab his roids then run.

...

The closest thing to being high for me? Vaping everyday, to be a modern day cringelord.I am a cringelord.

Rich aspires to look like a God. I become more pathetic everyday. I have nearly mastered 20 of the 72 ways to disappoint my parents. My fedoras can repel women, my katanas can do nothing because I'm a sphere of butter.

I fear no man because i am so repulsive that they have nightmares about me, the same way people have nightmares about cockroaches.

Rich Piana looks like a second life character

I only wear hats, to disguise myself. Also i employ wigs to conceal my identity if on recon.

Otherwise, its just me and my number 1 clippercut. I've maintained it, in order to show my devotion to the way of the warrior.

For i have shed all vanity, in my quest for martial excellence.

And at least one Japanese word, I'll wager.

Wow. Please be a troll, please don't be this silly.

But all you have attained is tragedy.

That feeling is fear.

You fear my raw power. You are a small duck in the ocean, awaiting the shark.

You don't know what's missing but you know something is.

Do ducks live in the ocean? Aren't they fresh-water?