When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

8 years ago, at the same time my wife announced to me she was pregnant.

Yesterday - gave a massage and made it escalate from there. Good stuff

A little over a year ago

kill me

November last year... Fucking sucks

I've never had sex. I'm too pure for that nonsense.

March 7th.

My gf dumped me later that week.

Fuck I need to get laid

This morning

The year mark sucks. Hope you have improved yourself in that year or you are in for another.

In my mid 20s I went 18 months and 17 days one time. Never again. When I get to about 8 months I start hitting the bars looking for a slam pig. Gotta get the cobwebs out

from 8 o clock this morning to 2 o clock this afternoon

2 years ago, my new gf is asexual and I wanna kill myself everyday a little bit more

1998

yesterday, just got a new 19 year old fuckbuddy

January. Sheeeeeeeeeeeit.

It was with a whore too.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

2 weeks ago

2011

2003 and I'm ashamed to admit it but it wasn't free

About 8pm.

8 years. was 16 and had a gf back then.
make it 4 months if you count my one-off hooker experience

2 years when me and my gf split I'm 28

why doesn't she make an effort for you, doesn't she love you?

I understand that she does not feel the need to have sex, but you do.

How do you know someone is your gf if you don't fuck? Like a chick is just my friend until we have sex and even then they aren't my gf yet.

I think you are getting played. She is fucking someone else maybe??

Creampied my girl earlier

Does birth count?

Well done. My fav is to pull out and bow a load on her then put it back in. Used to be able to pop again but I am getting old.

Thats 99% a lie but either way get the fuck out of there buddy and thank me later.

What's wrong you just ugly or handicapped or what?

Same, in the ass

Last April, cute girl from Intro to Ed. class. Took her home and fucked her skinny ass on my shitty twin bed. It was an overall embarassing experience because the house looked and continues to look like a meth lab

fuck... My first time was in 98...

Never

First of may this year. Couldn't be arsed to go out at the moment.

4 years ago with a prostitute.

A few days ago. I got fucked hard :)

Last night with my wife.
Drilled her bald cunt and unloaded on her cute little feet. Was so fucking cash.

Asexual lmao ur a fag

a week and a half ago. :'(

supposed to have had sex two days ago but my stomach felt funny and I was gassy so I didn't bother.

Is she fine with you dicking other chicks? I mean, she can't really expect you to not have sex for all eternity.

Last night.

She jsut tells you she is asexuel so you won't get mad when she takes the D from om thug niggers.

This morning

>tfw girlfriend who demands sex 2+ times a day

its a good feel bros

week ago slampig just for fun

over a year.. feelsbadman

i'm a wizard

never.

I'm asex and my fetish is "never having sex"

9 days ago

never (25 y)

Never

yesterday, kind of

I just got a blowjob because that's all I wanted

A week ago. Me and my girl went to my dorm after a concert. Fucked under the shower, then went to bed together

White guys on /b dont have sex. Lol

Let's see, today's Tuesday, 12 of July 2016. Hmm.. Let's see go back this many days...uhhhh carry the 1.. oh right, it was never.

Why do you care about my sex life? Fuck off!

Kek same here man. I got a handjob and fingered a girl but that's as far as I've gotten

Couple hours ago. Having a gf is great in thay i can fuck her just about anytime i want. Fucking the same girl over and over can get boring.

Your grasp of the obvious is legendary.

Fucking fuck I just came to this

Never

Over 4 months ago. I have a gf but she never wants to or is away.

No, I'm not happy. Yes, I'm probably being cheated on.

Early june. Dont remember the date.

2 weeks ago, i fucked her so hard my knees were red and angry, now they're peeling.

her about 2 months ago

Two days ago. We had doggy style, both imagining someone else, super efficient, married for 20 years sex.

>tfw knowing you won't be balling much after a couple years

2013

Last night. Had her sit on my face then on my cock until I was ready to cum. Then had her suck me off until I came in her mouth.

You don't fuck people with your knees user, stop being silly.

early may can't remember an exact date, i don't care enough about sex to remember

however, i ll let you in on a secret.. it doesn't fucking matter when for as long as you have enough money one can always find a really hot escort who ll give you the whole gf experience without ever having to deal with any of her whore problems.

i don't know why people are so into realtionships with GF/ wife... women nowadays are not relationship material anymore, all my ex gf's including ex wife had this extremely exaberated view of who they are and what they are supposedly entitled to and if just one thing doesn t work the way they want it to it s the males fault

Conclusion: Get a proper paying job and spend 500-1k$ on a proper hooker every other month!!

this morning

February

More?

Correction. I just finished having sex.

Married, lying with her now. She is sleep as usual.

It's been 16 days.

Valentines day, exgf broke up with me 2 weeks after that

Last Friday. 4 days ago. It's killing me.

Won't get to until tomorrow at the earliest. Maybe tonight I can get a blow job but most likely will have to wait until Thursday.

Kek
>paying for sex

...

4 days and it's killing you? Wow. Pathetic. Try never having it once and then we'll see how you feel.

Goddamn
>spread?

Just under 10 years ago. Life is shit.

Holy hell. My condolences friend.

2 weeks ago, suffering everyday that I have to wait, should be ok next week though

different user here,

guys that have been through a divorce will tell you that it's cheaper in the long run

Nice one

Last night

Sorry... that I get sex regularly?

Don't know what to tell you man.

2 days ago. will have to wait 4 more till i get some again.

Saturday night feelsgoodman

yesterday.

I get sex too easy and it is boring as fuck. Most girls are boring as fuck.
I have a cute fuckbuddy (sadly not the person I met yesterday) who is into bondage and shit and she is the only one interesting enough.

Also too concerned about working and making money to really look for better sex.

Fuck dude, just hire a prostitute.

you're trying too hard m8'y

closest i can get i think for now

Would you recommend others get married? Serious is it worth it?

I don't have to pay for sex, but let me tell you - I happily would were it legal here.

I'd do it even if i risked a fine or something, but I'd lose my job if I tried and got caught now.

If much rather go to a pro for an hour with no strings attached than do the stupid mating dance that couples go through.

Sunday. Fucked my wife in Vegas. Started off in missionary and then bent her over leaning up against the hotel window facing the strip with her tits hanging out. Probably going to put it in her tonight when she gets home from work as well.

feelsgoodman

Girls like this either A) burn out and straight up don't want to fuck anymore after a short period of time or B) get bored of your dick and want others. Enjoy it while it lasts, but be ready to cut ties and/or be disappointed.

If she's asexual then she better be okay with you fucking other girls. Frankly, I wouldn't believe her and it's probable that she's taking other dick on the side.

dat fat ass. I approve.

Nothing wrong for paying for sex son. You're always paying for it somehow.

Buy it. Every dude should experience fucking at least once.

after all i know it's cheaper, faste and more satisfying than having to go to clubs and bars and hook up with some random girl and there is no strings attached since i am paying for a service it s like going to the store for some beers, you get what you pay for... with random slut in a bar in the end i need to treat her for some drinks as well but at the end can't be 100% certain that we end up having sex

No the the same guy here, let me put it to you this way. Marriage is like a funeral with cake. Your life is over and you can only have sex with one person for the rest of your life. That said, sex will come quite rarely if you're lucky. So no. It's not worth it.

a few months.. just broke up, and been so depressed I haven't tried getting laid. I'd rather jack off than deal with a woman's bullshit.

Meh sometimes it gets to me, but pretty much forgotten what it's like- except I know it's good cos I used to get some a fair old bit.

It's been 9 days, I want to fuck so bad.