How do we fix his life?
How do we fix his life?
WAY too late for that
>her life
Waaaaay too late.
Find her a girlfriend free boy obviously
1) poo in bag
2) leave underground for week
3) huff fumes
4) become a new man
Simple.
the only thing that could possibly make his life worse is a jenkem addiction
Only Smith & Wesson can do that now...
Take him out to the woods and shoot him in the fuckin' head.
By ending it
shovel and a bucket
5 gallons of gas and a road flare
5 firecrackers and a mongoose
It'll take a crane to get it out.
I remember this guy, OP.
I remember reading somewhere he has a gf and at least lost his v card unlike you
...
kek maybe a bulldozer for the cleanup and a cement truck
Give him an actual wife, hopefully he wont get agressive and fend for his virginity
damn we missed
some viagra and a water melon
Give him 3 black friends from prison for sexual assault, and put a hidden cam
3 rats, a blowtorch and a metal cooking pot
I see what youre tryin to do, good job
He's already living the life, he's got 1,000 gbp, his mommy's bringing his tendies as we speak.
I don't get it. How is making rat stew going to help?