How do we fix his life?

How do we fix his life?

WAY too late for that

>her life

Waaaaay too late.

Find her a girlfriend free boy obviously

1) poo in bag
2) leave underground for week
3) huff fumes
4) become a new man

Simple.

the only thing that could possibly make his life worse is a jenkem addiction

Only Smith & Wesson can do that now...

Take him out to the woods and shoot him in the fuckin' head.

By ending it

shovel and a bucket

5 gallons of gas and a road flare

5 firecrackers and a mongoose

It'll take a crane to get it out.

I remember this guy, OP.

I remember reading somewhere he has a gf and at least lost his v card unlike you

...

kek maybe a bulldozer for the cleanup and a cement truck

Give him an actual wife, hopefully he wont get agressive and fend for his virginity

damn we missed

some viagra and a water melon

Give him 3 black friends from prison for sexual assault, and put a hidden cam

3 rats, a blowtorch and a metal cooking pot

I see what youre tryin to do, good job

He's already living the life, he's got 1,000 gbp, his mommy's bringing his tendies as we speak.

I don't get it. How is making rat stew going to help?