Shit tier wives

He's probably on £150k a week and has an athletic body, 6 foot tall. Jesus Christ Toni.

Maybe he doesn't want some golddigger slut

what is love?

shes a beard same with lahms wife

kek. Please show us your bin. I bet there's not a single women from your past that's better than pic related.

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this desu

Someone post Girouds wife. Nothing can top tht

/thread

>Baby don't hurt me

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>be 6 foot square jawed aussie racing driver
>marry this

They're over 50.

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he probably has a mommy fetish

Is this a joke? I could post one right now.

Dated her for eight months. Done. I've tapped better ass than poor ol'Toni.

was just a matter of time until this gets posted

Whenever I read about an elite footballer who married his childhood/teenage sweetheart or just a regular woman he met before he signed his first millionaire contract, my respect for said footballer rises a couple of points and the opposite goes for those players that date lingerie models, TV presenters and the like.

>changing the filename to make it look more legit

how pathetic

DSC is never spelled in small letters

I think wobbler is actually gay.

They were already together before he became a rich football star.
Also she looks pretty okay 2bh.

They are all unfaithful though.

>implying i didn't save this from Facebook and renamed the file so that it's organized in my folder along with several other pictures

Are you autistic?

>that flag

Oh, wait.

yea portugese and spanish girls are hot
yes we know
but they're also massive turbosluts that lose their virginity at 12 and fuck 40 year olds by 18

someone post ashley yougns

You should start hating Matts Hummels.
He might look like a decent guy but his wife is a pure gold digger, her job being a TV-Moderator for terrible tv programs, and she was into Phillip Lahm but settled for Hummels.

Don't believe for a second someone would be into Lahm over Hummels desu

you're completely clueless about portuguese girls, they're extremely hard to get m8

unless you're a nigger of course

yeah, but all of them love niggers, not just portuguese girls

that's a 10/10 in Bayern

Portuguese girls are nothing like spanish. They are ugly and not slutty. Doesn't help that portuguese guys looke pretty good so they can basically pick and choose. Probably some of the worst women in the world desu.

t. foreigner in Portugal.

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Baby don't hurt me

that's the worst one itt

this, I learned to appreciate italian girls after dealing with spanish ones

>Miss Fc Bayern 2007
>started dating Hummels just after he got his first contract
kek, bet Ribery tapped that too

Tyler Blackett's girl looks like something from an Aphex Twin video.

You now realise that every woman would rather date this man than you, simply because he has money and is a footballer.

>yfw you will never be goetze
>massive paychecks
>rides the bench all season
>shielded from shame by a 9/10 slag
>gets hammered at oktoberfest because poop didn't like him anyway and who cares about practice tomorrow
>gets a boner at dinner and drunkenly shows it to kimmich and rode and the other younglings
>pukes on lewy's wife's purse and slurs something about them both being Judas

Why live

>Federer's face when

he could probably get any woman to date him by means of mindcontrol

this is what people on r9k actually believe lol

this man has fathered 6 children

any celtic supporter is financing his breeding

She'd be an 8.5 without the chemo look tho

>Nothing can top tht
here's my entry

kek

she's hot though unlike jiroos wife

>they married the THICC meme
only lasts so long '''''brehs'''''

Kroos is just an all around good person.

>hot

that's your jungle fever speaking, she isn't by any stretch "hot"

This shit is why I'll never get /fit/ for a girl. This girl is probably one of the few LOYAL women that exist. Imagine her but as a 7/10? Impossible. You can never have it both ways.

>pukes on lewy's wife's purse and slurs something about them both being Judas
Fucking kek, source?

So is Nigella and shes not Jabba the hut caked in makeup.

He's upgraded since.

You can't compare random girls to a national treasure

Not even close to factual, I could go on for days

To that tranny girl?

nothing wrong with a good homely norn iron lass

Legend

Yes, Brian Laudrup and highschool sweetheart. Rumour goes that they live in an open relationship. There are also rumours he's a closet gay.

Thiago could probably do a little better

Forgot the pic

Hey, do you guys mind not making fun of people's wives? People who do that must be real lame in real life. Just saying.

no more

You don't belong here. Sup Forums is all about making fun of other people and what they love.

iam real lame. So what?

Nigga's worth millions

>no fun allowed

>Jiroo's wife anxiously browsing Sup Forums before the final

Literally who?

/thread

Get off the computer Hugh Jackman

Really weak b8 lad

Sup Forums is all about talking about sports, idiot, not about making fun of people's wives.

Now that you understand your foolishness, get out of this board.

>hurr durr you are no fun
Fuck off.

Was that meant to be funny?

You get off first?

>hurr durr it's a bait
Really weak meme lad

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That's our way of coping with it

>being this new

She seems like she's a top tier mum and wife though. Maybe not in terms of looks, but in general.

she has a great facial structure compared to the actually ugly wives posted in the thread

Get off this thread frog, no one has morals here

Well she did pump out 4 kids from 2 pregnancies.

Coping with what? With you being lame? If you're lame, then deal with it.

Good, at least you admit you have no morals, I must applaud you for your honesty.

Strayans on a whole other level of bants

Coentrão's wife is 4 years older

He moved to Glasgow to get away from it.

>you will never abuse her

why live

That's what coping means you frog

FUCK OFF FROG

I BET YOUR GIRL DOESNT SHAVE HER FUCKING ARMPITS

>Doesn't help that portuguese guys looke pretty good

Spotted the fag

>replying to everyone


I think reddit is a better place for you. I'll see you there.

that's kind of fucked up man

has aussie banter gone too far?

is that Ivanovich? I thought he was with Eva?

Eva is with everyone

Straight up looks like a guy

She is fine m8.Kross' wife is way worse

I want to cope with my anger by punching you.

Fuck off.

Why shouldn't I reply to everyone who replies to me? Why should I ignore them on purpose?

Yeah, this is pathetic fat shaming.

Yes it has. The bloke who posted it got fined and fired I believe. Still a tragic truth desu senpai

>I want to cope with my anger by punching you.

Edgy as fuck mon ami

Please, you know how many pure Aryans that woman can produce compared to Jiroo's Olive Oyl? Kroos is thinking ahead

>this is pathetic fat shaming.
b88
heres your tu