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>Nuttell for leader
>Literally already said he won't stand for leadership

>rfw no fendom gf

HORRIBLE feeling

>tfw no gf

>He isn't a dom

7th for EBAM.

the party forced Nige to unresign lid, anything is possible

>Tfw no greek gf

I used to like Carlswell but he has recently turned out to be a cuck.

Nippon disappointed me today HEAVILY

What's going on in the Altrincham match?

B365 is kill

HJK v PS Kemi

Kemi's first GK is gone off injured. HJK -1.25 might be worth a small

who's the guy on the top. seems the most rational out of them all.

>tfw no muslim gf

Paul "bust a nut" Nuttell

It's Paul Nuttell, the man in the OP

I still don't get why he got a photo by the mersey tunnel toll booths, unless he wants to stop all the wirral heads coming over here then he's got my vote.

w-will he make Britain great again?

>no femdom gf
I love that feel

who /shrewdbutlazy/ here?

you are talking BIG sense pal

i live in a small ass town and it's impossible to find anything kms

>there's no value in low odds

SK or Team Liquid?

how does this work? are there a set number of these creatures at specific locations in each country, or does it depend on the person? also how many are there?

I caught loads of magikarps today, I am getting a garados.

But you can't be both!

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SK is on paper the better team.
Liquid has the hotter form coming into the game.

If I had to place my skins on a team, it would be SK. If it was cash, I am sure Liquid has value.

No idea, I reckon that a lot of kids are going to get raped because of it.

>super rare pokemon is situated somewhere in a forest
>pedophile knows this
>lays traps for kids

You know the result.

>shrewd
so you dont bet much?

Pokestops are at local points of interest, pokemon are everywhere though. Think there's about 250 pokemon

Yes you can. Shrewdness is an innate talent, you either have it or you don't. It can be fine tuned over time but never actually developed from someone who doesn't have it. Hope that clears it up

>there's no value in low odds

Its funny because you're being clueless but you don't even realise how

pmsl

>Pokestops are at local points of interest,

isn't this just an invitation to child molesters, rapists and other nefarious people though?

Yes, see:

>no 365 in play offer for the final

someone needs their chin testing for that one

>winning money makes you clueless

Absolute farce tbqh

Literally what I came here to look for.

Nobody else doing anything?

Could be, but they'd probably give up once a couple of neckbeards show up

maybe the scout got sent to jail

they hire security personnel to spot them and take them out of the stadium

my job turned difficult quite fast

Derfell please go. Do you realise you just won a bet just over evens? Something that if you know anything about sports betting is very easy to do? Except the odds were literally not in your favour, because you did it in accumulator. That means the chances of you winning were divided by 6.
You are literally Basi-Booms tier.

No I was pointing out you were making a counter argument to an argument that no ones trying to make and you're too clueless to realise what the initial argument should actually be

Really struggling here, mates.

On one hand, I want to bet on Portugal to win because that way I'll be happy either way.

On the other hand, I don't want to throw money away since I don't really think they have a chance.

What to do?

Consider not betting at all

2-0 after 6 minutes..
NOT ON

Stupid, thats all there is to say about this.

Never bet on matches that you have an emotional investment in.

Is there a soccerway for CS GO?

You can either not bet, or bet on France to jynx them

lazy boy

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ronaldo FGS

That looks like a pain to get data from. I want something simpler.

wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/ too

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TEARS if you weren't on

Not me mate

TSSUUUUU

I was on your mum instead, she had tears of joy

wtb? only on murray&3-1 and murray to win here

Murray just so good. Milos approach shots so dire.

>being this mad

Yes it is. You seem to use exclusively ladbrokes and don't understand what value means.
The fact that you're not limited says it all

I don't think you got it, lads. I want Portugal to lose, that's why I'm considering betting on them.
If they win, I'll be happy because I win a few euros. If they lose, I'll be happy because they lost.
The thing is, I don't think Portugal stands a chance, so I don't want to lose money.

But why did he lose this game on 0 mate?

It's actually reasonably easy to not be limited.

Firstly, mug bet on things with low odds like Murray/Serena to win their first round matches and Barcelona etc.

Then place slightly silly meme accas for a fiver each weekend.

Also make bets on high odds and lay them at Betfair, hope the bookies bet loses.

I use unibet mate, as I've stated multiple times. Keep on whining though, it's wonderful that you whine about me in every thread.

Strange little man.

god fucking damnit, i should have put a bet on hamilton, that was totally free money

now rooting for france and waiting for my 200€ after putting 500€ on them

>>Firstly, mug bet on things with low odds like Murray/Serena to win their first round matches and Barcelona etc.
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>Then place slightly silly meme accas for a fiver each weekend.
As long as you bet on markets that aren't mainstream you will be limited no matter how many accas you make. It's more a question of time

I don't think you get it lad, there is no good bet to be had regardless of what anybody tells you so just don't bet on it or bet whatever you want but don't think you have any value or anything. Either way discussing it is pointless because you are betting something with no value or just on gut feeling so nobody can advise you with the exception of telling you that not betting on it is the wise move.

NEED a 3rd Rostov goal fh

Virkia over 11.5 is being offered on IBC.

SMACKING

You're only limited if you keep winning.

V v odd post.

FREE

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please explain what you're talking about more clearly or tip it on TT thankyou

What odds did you get?

Look at Toras' last shout.

Team with only 10 men who are protesting their manager.

According to TorasAngel (so fit) Virkia only have 10 men.
Max staked 1.72 and 1.6

M U R R A Y

Are there people right now who are putting like 10k on Murray for a free 200 euros?

Which site is offering it?

are the odds that bad?

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He's leading 2sets

Murray such a madman

Only available in Asia

these norwegian games better be goalfests

well nevermind then

what is this? Rather new here so is Asia a website?

Who cheeky Raonic here?

Put a tenner to win 190.

Is there a guide to signing up for/using IBC somewhere?
I'm struggling to figure it all out

What you on?

where are free live streams?

UNDER 9.5 GAMES IN 3RD SET

GET ON IT

UNDER 9.5 GAMES IN 3RD SET
impossible his serve will be enough now when it wasn't when he was fresh. he's now even more tired than before

get on my beat instead

both tippeligaen games o2.5 and kristiansund to win

fug

Lendl so passionate. Can't fault the man's fire.