/heem/: shael edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Hendo-Bisbong confirmed
twitter.com/Nahmles/status/752020904515821572

>UFC 200 results
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/ufc-200-results-amanda-nunes-tears-through-miesha-tate-wins-title-with-first-round-choke

>UFC looking for DJ replacement at 201
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/with-demetrious-johnson-injured-ufc-officials-seeking-replacement-opponent-for-wilson-reis-at-ufc-201

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nice

schaub eats a bag of dicks on a daily basis

>UFC looking for DJ replacement at 201

Schaub or literally it doesn't matter, it didn't matter to begin with

>mfw i stopped the schaub bot by associating white supremacy with his name so he wouldn't want bad PR

Schaub vs Wilson Reis CONFIRMED for 201

I got Schaub by d'arce

anybody that thinks brock needs roids to look like he does hasn't trained hard a day in his life

she should get her jawbone shaved and fuck off

schaub isn't white and neither is his kid you fucking retard

Guys

It's 2016

Dan Henderson is unironically getting a title shot

He should stop being a fucking pussy and get to 135.

HEIL SCHAUB

and im fucking cool with it t b h

bisping get his chinn deleted for a second time

>no charismatic fighters for over 10 years
>just rehashing the old guard

I dont know what the fuck happened

Remember people like Forest and Rampage? There's literally nobody like that now

It's just manlets from team alpha male who suck each others cocks for not gay dares and boring wrestlers

>Brock will still have to submit to USADA testing until he officially retires from UFC

Why is this guy talk about white supremecy so much on the JRE? It's becoming really weird

>I own this town, I own Rio de Janeiro, so for him to say that he is the king and I am the joker, if this was a different time, I would invade his favela on horseback, and would kill anyone who wasn't fit to work, but we're in a new time, so I'll whoop his ass instead.

>He is a dead man walking. I am going to rip him limb from limb.

>If he took a can of Monster energy from this table, and told me to come and get it, I'd drill it through his head.

>I was happy to see him, I shook his hand, I embraced him, I gave him a little cuddle and told him that it would all be A-okay.

"It will be over before you know it, just please show up December 12th. I don't want to scare him any more, he's petrified, he went running before. So now I'm gonna take the opposite approach, cuddle him look after him, whisper sweet nothings.... tell him it's gonna be alright and it will be over quick.

>I am your daddy, I want you to sit on my lap.

>Look into my eyes. Little Brazilian. VocĂȘ vai morrer.

>The left side of your face is drooping. I'm worried, I'm honestly worried, I love you, I love you like my bitch.

why is brock lesnar the best fighter in history?

what makes you think he isnt just retiring now and he will get a special exemption for the four month testi period every time he "'"""""comes out of retirement"""""""

I support drug testing

>t. cuck

He is juiced to the gills

please someone post the henderson bisping KO webm i need it badly

Hunt has always had a bad ground game. And he is 42 years old. They didnt need to pay him anything.

Brock looked in the best shape he has ever been in the ufc. This would be okay if we didnt have to jump around the topic of him being allowed to juice up for 5 years then come back with an exemption after cycling off.

Ho much did hunto get to take a dive?

700k

Depends where he fights next and which commission is overseeing it, I think NSAC would take a dim view of him seeking an exemption again.

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Bork does what Bork wants... USADA hasn't developed a test that Bork can't pass.

>not making Bisping vs Jacare
can we not have manlet matchmaker?

Because he's woke

He gets tested regularly at the WWE, so they probably will just let him use those tests.

Is it too much to ask for a meritocratic mma? Fuck ppv buys familia

dan_hendersons_wife.png

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lol do they have a Conor cam for this fight? where I can just see Conor's reactions the whole time?

no he doesn't

post bispings daughter celebrating

Brock is surprisingly charismatic for someone who lives in isolation.

is rousey really coming back? the situation kinda gives gina flashbacks

holy shit Remy Bonjasky talks about an k1 comeback

what a time to be alive

>Brock Lesnar does that Brock Lesnar wants to do

Uncrowned champ.

Yes he does...

>The Substance Abuse and Drug Testing Policy prohibits the use of drugs by WWE talent for other than a legitimate medical purpose pursuant to a valid prescription from a licensed and treating physician. The use of masking agents and/or diuretics to conceal or obscure the use of prohibited drugs is also forbidden

corporate.wwe.com/who-we-are/talent

Where does he live?

why do you care

on a farm in Canada away from civilisation

The barren frozen tundra of Minnesota

here

The Sup Forums migration stops now, i dont want to disturb these people like what happen to /asp/, we're going to fight fire with fire if there is going to be a changed. We have to spam our topics to counter WWE. Then maybe our voices will be heard. WE HAVE TO FIGHT COME ON LETS TAKE BACKS WHATS OUR

Saskatchewan

no she isn't.we are getting
nunes vs pena
winner of holm-shevchenko for the next title shot and loser vs tate
mcmann vs zingano.

makes you appreciate joanna.

The NSAC aphas nothing to do with it. USADA and ultimately, the UFC, make the decision.

so youre saying if he has a TRT prescription he's allowed to use it in WWE but must cycle off before USADA testing?

really makes you think

I knew it was there, i wanted to know the house, that village is pretty small, and no expensive houses.

nobody appreciates wmma

Joanna is exciting to watch

Sage lost that fight senpaitachi

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(((exciting)))

not impressed by ufc 200 :/ , best performance Gegard Mousasi

He didn't though
He won rounds 1 and 3

joanna along with cruz and MM are very exciting to watch but they will never be popular in the mainstream because they are small.

>tfw sage is gonna get blasted and choked out and limbs broken off any time he faces a real fighter

they can't keep him on cards fighting cans forever. maybe he'll become the king of the prelims.

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nah, he won pretty clearly but he didn't look good in doing it. His fight IQ is questionable- he is having success on the feet but then he clinches up and goes for a sloppy takedown which gets him in a bad position.

>inb4 someone says but pacqurioa and mayweather are manlets

yeah but theyre only popular because of huge winning streaks which no fighter can get in mma because the point fighting isnt there to protect you

Yeah if you like watching a trained athlete beating up soccer moms and social media airheads.

All dat wwe

>One thing I want to do. America: A shout-out to the men in uniform that protect and serve this country, from sea to shining sea, from one white boy to all the nationalities: We got to stand together, people.

B A S E D
R
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C
K

how did he win round 3? The other guy didn't do much, but Sage did even less, he was dragged down and couldn't get back up.

Sage showed heart but the other guy imposed his will on him

I think he got tagged and didn't like it

Cruz is barely 1 inch smaller than Goober. All you need is a trashtalker.

Pretty bad event considering the hype behind it.

Cruz ans MM are exciting don't group Joanna with those actual greats.

he's back!!! so, he's next in line after overeem and JDS? too bad stipe won't hold the belt so they can meet for a title.

Who else here unironically liked yellow ring?

Is Lesnar /heem/'s boy?

youtube.com/watch?v=90SORjD6Tew
youtube.com/watch?v=90SORjD6Tew
youtube.com/watch?v=90SORjD6Tew

meant to

Those elbows that opened up the other guy did the most damage, and the roll to top position gave him a takedown and last impression.

What's your point?

You do realize that EVERY national sports organization has shitty drug testing and even USADA is flawed in its abilities to regulate right?

Are you singling Brock out just cause he is white or what?

holy imagine stipe against him

post yfw conor gets knocked down in round 1 because he over trained boxing and deleted his own chin

me!! absolute nostalgic

I don't think they would give JDS a shot considering Cain molested him twice so he holds a better standing with the fans.

Will UFC 202 have a green ring?

yeah thats it im racist against white people, you got me

fucking spastic go back to /asp/

brock wouldve lost if not but for the fake roid strength from roids. he wouldnt have taken down hunt and/or held him down and wouldve been KOd.

i dont give a shit about your red herring meme that everyone cheats so its cool that he does. JBJ cheats and hes fired.

cruz comes off as too narcissistic, probably the reason he has no friends, mm doesn't have any competition

i dont even think cruz v mm would be a big fight with casuals, even though it would be an amazing fight

i think he can beat overeem.Stipe vs Cain would be a war.

Cruz is only talking about a Mcgregor superfight. Haven't heard him express any interest in fighting DJ gain.

He admitted he was a bully.
I can only imagine how hateable he was in highschool.

Will never be my boy.

Is Big Rig new Bendo? I can see him losing another fight and btfo from UFC to Bellator. He disapointe me greatly.

Marin didn't really do anything, Sage was elbowing him a lot and even hurt him at one point I think. Pretty sure most media scored it for Sage.

He seems like a pretty cool guy now

>charismatic
>funny
>alpha as fuck

>it would be an amazing fight
Not sure about that. The size difference is huge between them, and considering how hard Cruz is to hit, Mighty Mouse has almost no chance to win.

streamable.com/6r51

Did he let you down?

Bendo didn't really fall off in the UFC, his contract just ended. Hendricks is in a bad spot though, he will probably be forced to move to MW now. Wonder how many fights he has left on his contract.

no aldo was just in fucking beast-form.no need to blame him t b h

get goofed lads

only 2 ppl besides me got the picks right

also in the future, if you're not gonna goof the picks live dont take them

How well 200 sold?

>He admitted he was a bully.
Not a person in the world wouldn't be with a body like his.

>Brock would have lost if he hadn't used his wrestling to control where the fight took place, and wasn't a better athlete than the guy he was fighting

lol fuck off cuck, take your ass back to /lgbt/

189er aren't ya

i guess around the million mark, 202 should outsell pretty easily