>b-but it's a great way to meet *gasps* girls!!!
Haha, no. The only other person you're meeting in those church parking lots and gas stations are fat fucking grease balls such as yourself.
Your pillow case is feeling lonely, it's time to go back home, you disgusting cretins have done enough damage to our society.
>I'm too fat and lazy to go outside and enjoy the game so I'll insult the normal people that play it.
Translated it for you OP.
>normal
Neckbeard detected, selling your soul to Nintendo must be great for a game that takes no skill, just memorization. Good luck fapping to your Charisaur faggot.
>Kek
Must be hard watching other people enjoy themselves
You "enjoy" a bland game that has never had a significant refinement and literally involves finding the the few meta characters and never using anything but them. If that's what you call enjoyment then I have news for you. You are being suckered by the market.
>Charisuar
My favorite
holy shit dude its fun chill out
Literally kill yourself 12 year old with no taste
>free casual game
>selling your soul to nintendo
Fucking kill yourselves you pathetic millennials. You don't even know what a good fucking game is.
Protip: it isn't a goddamn mobile app
Truth hurts eh faggot?
>my side's m8
No one is arguing the validity of a virtual game right now, but you're right. Go out there and prove ever one wrong that you could create a game with more substance
>millennials
I bet 100 Internets that guy is a Millennial him self. (anyone born after 1981)
lol
How do you respond when someone in your real day to day life likes something you don't?
>In app purchases that will have kids stealing money from their parents behind their backs
>Free
>Kill yourself
...
>No taste
Let me guess, gow, fifa and clash of clans are the best game for you?
Same argument as
>You can't criticize a movie unless you've made one or
>You can't criticize a book unless you've written one
Fuck off with your logical fallacies
Amateur, your tone is way off, definitely angry.
>In app purchases that will have kids stealing money from their parents behind their backs
You literally can play it all your life without buying stuff
You literally restock stuff so fast, ingame money is worthless
Let me guess: Dota, LOL, Nekopara are the best game for you?
Kill yourself 11 year old
Shhh it's not hard to do it with pokefaggots
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>Lol
What's wrong with promoting a game that supports natural selection m8?
You seem genuinely upset people enjoy things you don't
No, dota and lol sucks, nekopara=what the hell is that and your answers are very 10 y old
Find some new material, like on how to insult someone without aounding like a whining kid
Go ahead and promote a garbage game that you autistic faggots can actually play. I'll be playing real games like Dig-Dug and PacMan
>Implying that remotely affects me, the guy you are arguing with, or 99.99 percent of people playing.
Pokemon Go is but the first of many apps possible. I predict in 6 months there will be rumors of Pokemon GO FIGHT, and you will get to transfer your pokemon to the game and fight other trainers... for 99 cents.
Whatever you say, keep fapping to furry porn you worthless degenerate.
You pokeman autists are worse than the sonic fanbase.
>all those shitty made up nicknames
ReadNone of you faggots can handle your money and I guarantee most of you faggots who play have already spent money on your virtual atm with a direct line to Miyamoto's pockets.
Agreed
Alright kido, you make sure those cherries get eaten while us faggots walk outside playing with each other
>Implying i'd want to play with you sweaty neckbearded faggots and hambeasts
>12 y.o.
>11 y.o.
>10 y.o.
If this is not self reflecting, then i'm fucking bill gates. Nothing, but a kid could come up with such "insults".
Says the 12 year old
They can't, they are too busy basement dweling
Thanks kiddie.
Ingress is superior GPS game.
That being said it was really weird seeing groups of people standing by my normal portal locations even parents were showing their children how to play the game which is neat I guess but so weird everybody looking down at their phone I love technology so much but maybe I like technology more than I should you ever get that feel guys?
Generalizing a fanbase as large as this just makes you sound insufferably ignorant.
>Implying individuals don't take physical fitness seriously
>while you play inside Ken
It's been fun (and easy) baiting you autisitc pokefags but I've got better things to do. Like not playing a children's game.
>only 5% of people pay for shit
Read your sources before you post them
Exactly my point
You keep enforcing it
Ayee I was born in 1994. Fuck millennials
>i-it was j-just a bait, really guis, i'm vary serial.
Thats for slow asses that think buying = winning
I have literally played since day 1 and never had to buy anything
>bait
Topkek m8
This thread
>direct line to Miyamoto's pockets.
Miyamoto has nothing to do with this game
This shows how of an attention whore you are
And here I am, giving you the attention you need to feel good with yourself
>proud normie
GTFO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Get's trolled hard
>Better try to save face
Okay OP
what game should I play then?
That's not a legitimate thing that happened. There's only been on real thing (white boi and nigger baiting and robbing) and all other articles that have been posted as fact are from satire sites.
OP is indeed a huge faggot.
But to his credit 95% of the people I've met/seen while playing are cringeworthy greaseballs.
It IS getting them outside, and SOME people playing it are cool dudes, but overall it's an autistic orgy of weirdos.
If I'm playing while I'm out I've been intentionally avoiding the awkward people I notice are also playing and pray they don't come near me.
But to each their own.
>This shows how of an attention whore you are
Good one, you may want to get a refund for that brain of yours
>better not argue with people over the internet, they might call their crap opinions bait, make me look silly
You are just proving my right here, kiddie.
>Is dumb
>Is not smart
I put this in google translate.
Detect language said it was "beta cuck trying to be alpha"
Original text: tl;dr
Translated text: shit no one cares about, i.e 1/7,000,000,000th of the population's opinion
Pokeman or whtaver the fuck all this shit is about is for fucking no life losers. The only good video game ever made was black ops 2 end of story.
...
That's a weird way to say Modern Warfare 2.
No games fgt get off the computer and go outside like a real human
spoken like a true autist
kek, i actually thought you were serious for a second. spoiled children really are pathetic
he was impersonating a faggot, you autistic fucker
Modders warfail 2 fuck that game. I b 2 minutes in and already have broken 6 hands 3 controllers 9 walls 1 xbox 2 tvs the couch and everything withhin 86 miles
My gfs 10/10 sister plays it, it's really a pretty normal game socially
No i wasnt fgt kys
You should take your own advice.
Im being serious
Met a girl this past Saturday at my local park... both of us caught a Scyther together and ended up walking around the park for over an hour. Exchanged numbers with her before I left and we are going out this weekend for dinner (and another Go sesh).
Fuck OP, get out there and socialize /b
Nice trips and i will and i already do
Try socializing while not looking like a fucking retard disconnected from reality.
>memorization
>skill
Osu!Fag detected
This.
Nice story bro, I am so happy for you. Now remember to be a gentleman. Always listen to her and pull out her chair. Be kind and interested in her. And after sex compliment her on her feminine penis.
Literally everyone is playing it at the moment.
Its as popular as the fucking twitter app.
The only people with an issue with the game spend their time on /r/pcmasterrace.
Lel tru
Not our fault you suck dick. 1v1 quickscopes on Rust faggot
>get off the computer
Are you posting with a potato outside somewhere?
>y.. yeah user, that thing you used to establish a connection and get u a date with a girl was fucking stupid!!! next time don't do that thing faggot
Im pretty sure if a qt grill saw me out walking around down looking at my phone and asked me what i was doing and i said playing pokemon i dont think i would b getting the pucci
if hard am gay?
If you look around and there are more people playing Go then not, I'd say you aren't disconnected from reality. The reality is, it's a fun/popular game that is getting people out of their house and moving around. I personally believe it won't be long lasting... the fad will wear off. But for now I'm enjoying it and I'm glad so many others are too.
>nubetubed constantly
>painkiller
>second chance
>loads of shit maps
>character models that blend in with the scenery
>yeah im shit for hating the pos game
boy i love summer
Im using the app on my iphone 6
>tfw your phone too shitty to play
Society has changed
We all have tastes and a lot of girls like games as well
Also, if you are ouy there looking for pussy, it proves it
OP is a fucking nigger that could install his copy of pokemon
>iphone 6
hey japmoot this kid's begging for a ban
That's because you're unattractive.
If chad asked her if she'd like to see his arbok you can bet he'd be getting a root within the minute.
Theres a thing called warm weather and sun and rivers and lakes and swimming and biking and walking and running and basketball and football and tennis and drunk driving and hiking and...
Hey I play pokemon go on my iphone 6.
We're apple Sup Forumsros
Wow how can something so dumb and make people so angry that people are enjoying it? Its not like people dont know its just a simple game. You autists act like you know the 'bigger picture' of this mobile game, but in reality Pokemon means nothing to anyone and the fact that someone might enjoy something pointless shouldnt make you upset.
Me to i went swimming today and jumped off the rocks. It was refreshing. I plan on walking to the basketball courts and hooping in my brand new nikes.