>it's halftime of the big game >you want to get something to drink but have to pee too >head to men's room >wonder of wonders, the trough is there, providing maximum comfy pissing efficiency >in and out in no time >nod to the gentleman next to you, he's happy to be done quickly as well >grab a beer and head back to see your team win
My friends, I tell you. There is nothing quite like the stadium trough.
>games at wrigley where some overweight polack drunkenly vomits next to you but you can't leave because the mass of unwashed fans and tourists combined with being momentarily inebriated because the stench of decades old unwashed urine is blocking your exit
No fucking thanks
Blake Sanchez
Yeah but you fags have individual ones. Lines are too long. No thanks you
Ayden Rogers
>not pissing in your cup and throwing it at the opposing fans
Samuel Wood
Pretty sure every single country utilities both types you dumb fuck
Robert Collins
The Dutch are absolute madmen when it comes to urinals
Adrian Martinez
You are a fucking oxygen thief. Dense cunt.
Evan Parker
What the fuck? I thought France was bad but this is just ridiculous
Connor Wood
nice stafiums but your sports are trash
Nolan Jones
literally every country has those
Evan Anderson
Belgium you can lecture me on waffles, but you keep your god damn mouth shut when it comes to piss holes
Evan Nguyen
I can lecture the United States on everything but diabetus, desu
Aiden Collins
My god. That's India tier
Carter Howard
Literally never seen those in anywhere but Netherlands and I've seen most of Europe.
Pretty smart desu, we just pee into bushes or the window of a sushi bar.
Jonathan Green
Pretty efficient use of space desu
Landon Howard
HAHAHAHAH
Carson Perry
those things are usually only near club/bar areas at night tho
Nicholas Carter
>Why is that guy taking so long >what a weirdo >omg i bet he's nervous >poor guy loao
William Carter
They have those at the ArenA, when you go to stadiums like De Kuip or the Galgenwaard it's not like that though. Only at Ajax.
Nicholas Campbell
what about the one-way mirror toilets from switzerland?
Carson Price
Seen them loads of times at events in Copenhagen
Leo Myers
Sorry to dissapoint Larry, but these still exist in alot of yurostadia
Charles Wood
Who the fuck thought these would be a good idea? Do people really want to look around the streets while they pee?
Ian Gray
That's not Wrigley but okay.
Thomas Davis
Alpha cucks will never know this uncomfortable feel.
>walk into men's room with friend >walk past the regiment of pissing brutes >stand in line at one of the stalls >friend goes to the trough >time passes >friend finishes >looks over at you while washing hands >you see a mix of bemusement, pity, frustration, and incredulity on his face >nod to each other >he leaves >you loathe your self and your inability to pee in such close proximity to others without a modicum of privacy
Aaron Ross
The fuck, how does that work?
Jose Walker
So...much...masturbation...
Me.
Adam Young
>all the joys of having a public wank, or a voyeuristic wank, with none of the consequences
need these at the beach, immediately.
Angel Anderson
But not in everyday streets? I mean we have something like that in rock festical campings and shit but never seen those normally on the streets in everywhere but Netherlands. And even there I think it was only in Amsterdam.
Eli Torres
We have them also
Carter Turner
Hmm okay, I thought they were in Amsterdam for events as well. Just having them out every day seems a bit weird yeah.
Brody Baker
and you make fun of indian for shitting on the streets? you are on the right way to that
Joseph Stewart
>Not acknowledging your fellow man as he relieves himself >2016