Totally not law enforcement man here to ask what crimes have you committed today? Only posts real crimes you pulled today. Nobody confessing will be arrested, promise.
Totally not law enforcement man here to ask what crimes have you committed today...
Easton James
Grayson Cox
Didn't wear my seatbelt ://///
Gavin Torres
stole gta iv from goodwill. kinda feel bad
kinda
Julian King
i donloaded cp here: 2ogmrlfzdthnwkez
Nolan Ross
Sliding my 240
Cameron Peterson
I am a Boston pedestrian and I jaywalked at least 10 times today
Gabriel Edwards
I did drive-bys on a bunch of Pokestops. Pretty sure using my phone that way while driving is illegal.
Charles Moore
You MONSTER
Isaiah Foster
Some minor trespassing and loitering
Nathan Jackson
I have indulged in negative thoughts about our great Fuhrer Donald.
Christian Parker
I ate cereal today
Ryder Carter
stayed at the park after dark playing pokemon go
Cooper Diaz
statutory rape with a 14yo girl
Easton Reed
Doing 45-70mph on a 35mph local
I have to dodge the fucking idiots.
Everyone behind the wheel in Southren California automatically has autism(including me).
Do you fuckin Cops understand when you pull me over when I explain that I sped up to dodge some fuckin Mexican lady doing an illegal left turn.
Nope.
Nicholas Turner
Was black
Austin Cooper
went through the "20 items or less" checkout lane at walmart knowing I had 21 items.
Adrian Cox
God you people make me wish we had Armenian street laws.... The sidewalk is for people, and the streets is for Cars.
Camden Gomez
I force fucked a newborn infant with a rusty knife
Samuel Sullivan
I wish I had YOUR street laws. I fucking hate pedestrians all up in my shit. And they're rarely in any hurry to get the fuck out of your way.
Noah Green
Go on...
Aaron Allen
...
Justin Rogers
Dude I live in Los Angeles, We have the same fucking problem
Nicholas Nelson
How rusty?
Owen Thompson
i played pokemon go while driving. got 8 eggs in 10 minutes
Leo Brooks
a couple rolling stops through stop signs and the lady at taco bell gave me an extra soda that i dont think she meant to but i totally just drove away with it. hrm... cant think of anything else
Jacob Young
She's one of my current fuck buddies, has been for a couple months. Fuck her a couple times a week at least, more now that it's summer, almost daily.
David Ward
Seattle here. Wouldn't surprise me if it was a west coast thing in general.