This guy walks up and slaps your gfs ass, what do?

this guy walks up and slaps your gfs ass, what do?

Punch him in the throat. Because it's real tough to look hard when you can't breath.

360 and walk away

You see his wedding?

Fuck his wife.

Fuck his kids

Burn the water heater box he lives in.

Fuck your ass

So you'd walk into him?

Thank him because my wife is a dumb , fat cunt.

Tell him theres more where that came from back at the crib

Replace his protein powder with bleach

my sweet summer child

film a video where I put 50k $ that I wil slap his mom if he doesn't fite me irl.
Then when he agrees, I pull out.
Then make more videos and involve him in an endless youtube drama that destroys him.

OP watched Tosh.0 tonight.. didn't you? Normie fuck.

Challenge him to a 1 on 1 dota game.

Cut the vein on his arm

I would thank that helpful gentleman

My wife would point her 9mm at his head and tell him to do it again.

I'd laugh.

I have no gf. Fucking checkmate.

Be happy AF... I finaly habe a gf.

But user, It's fun to pretend.. don't you agree..?

"Oink Oink"

pop this nigga oil ass arms lmao

I steal his ID, and i prepar his death, that's simple.

But I'm gay

>he slaps your BFs ass*

HE HAS NO FUCKING NECK SO I COOULD NOT SUCKERPUNCH HIM OUT


OW LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLL PAINT SKILLS


fucking wednesday wtf am i doing with my life

my sweet sweet summer child

I MEANT CHIN!!!!

fuck. this day gets better n better

That guy has a daughter who is a cunt.
+61 0242847073
Ask for Paris

Fucking praise him. Its Piano Man, Rich Piana. When I fuck my wife I'll be thinking about him. No homo.

, faggots.

you already said neck so it's too late to take that back

This guy gets it.

Stab his jugular with the nearest sharp object.

Wonder why you've been posting this thread literally all fucking day

Pair him with my he man figures

slap my gf's ass aswell, make it a slapping contest

post wife

Nothing . I will just stand one corner and took a nice photo of myself .

...

Kick his ass. Most muscle guys have no clue how to fight, and are typically pussies because they're so vain.

KEK

Laugh at him because he is a faggot then offer to fight him and he won't because he is Rich Piama and he is an faggot that is gay.

put a tiny needle in his hot airbags
>watch it go poof

Jab him with an Epi-Pen.

>grab his legs, knowing his take down defense is probably trash tier
>initiate a spinebuster
>once out cold, transition to standing on top of where his head lays
>take off me elbow pads
>chuck it at my GF
>while she's in disarray, I clothesline her
>signal to the crowd I'm gonna do my finishing move
>initiate sharpshooter on her
>no ropes in the vicinity, so there's no hope for her to escape my death hold
>then I turn myself into the police
>realized I'm too dangerous for the public

suck his dick and swallow the cum for dem gainz no homo

Trolled softly

Take a gun and shot in him. :D Probably when i was start fight vs him i will die. But we all someday dies and i don't want be a pussy, I want protect my pussy :D

Senator Ranch Poundcake just better do whatever it takes, and stay 5% RIGHT BABE?!

This guy would not do that. He has a tattoo that says respect on his fucking arm. OP is fgt.

The best natty vegan piano player in all the lands goddamnit!!!

Break his fkin neck

You can't break the neck of someone who's dick hangs lower than his balls

Ask him what he expects to look like in 20 years.

Dead

watch me

while looking at him punch gf in the face

would say stab but i would probably laugh to death how stupid his face looks like

wake up

I'll watch you fail, Ricardo Pistachio has trained in many martial arts for years

laugh at his nose

is it already summer?

So have I :)

kek

stab his implants, let the saline leak out

hahahaha

what are those? 25lb weight? what a badass ...

>pick puck
>win

Fuck pains, he's a pussy

But I doubt you're going to do whatever it takes to stay 5% like the piano man will.

Capp'd kek user

>been here since 2012
>"oldfags"
>gettin trolled by more elaborate trolls

pls muh niggas, you fell for it. just swallow now.

Ask him when a new Rammstein song comes out.

leave humanity behind with him

COME ON!

fuck this shit dyel board

watch my sides go into orbit.

He's fucking ugly and those proportions, lmao.

7 pounds to the windpipe he just hit my girlfriend with a heavy ass dumbbell and needs dead now, and in typical meathead fashion he has left himself open.

...

>Rich Piana slaps my gfs ass
>He says he wants to fuck her to confuse his marriage
>I agree, and present him my gf
>He takes off his clothes to reveal his fully natty physique and his large throbbing dick that hangs lower then his balls
>He enters my gf, her screams and moans of pleasure turn me on as i sit beside her and jerk off while filming them
>Rich Piñata starts to moan louder then before, aproaching climax.
>His silky smooth voice turns me on so much, like that of a man that has smoked sandpaper cigarettes laced with acid for the past 20 years.
>She tells that she wants to suck me off as Rich fucks her, i promptly put my cock to her lips as Rich exclaims "It's just a snack, it doesnt count"
>She moans louder as Rich countinues to fuck her, looking me dead in the eyes as she says "Whatever it takes, right babe?"
>Rich finally spurts his fully natty vegan synthol HGH seed inside her as a single tear drop falls down my face.
>"Yep" i answer
Mfw

Fuck his knees.

> walk casually up to him
> whip out my pocket mirror that I keep for emergencies
> point it at him and say "do you see what i see?"
>he looks confused and scared
>"i see a puss puss"
>run at the speed of light of him with my fountain pen
>make several incisions in his muscles
>he falls on the floor useless
>finish eating my babybel and go home

You guys really think any of you beta's would actually and physically stand a chance. I'm laughing.

check if her hip is broken

>>He takes off his clothes to reveal his fully natty physique and his wasted prawn like dick that hangs lower then his non existent balls

ftfy

Thank him for getting me a girlfriend

5%

kys cuck

Stab him in the neck

slap his ass

dear god I hope that's a shoop. why the fuck would anyone want to look like that?

Give him my house, car, pets, kids and all my other possessions and become a homeless.

it's not a shop he's got muscles full of synthol and collagen

wtf is synthol and collagen

Deflate him

nick one of his massive veins and watch him bleed out in less than a minute

Bend his roid using ass over and shove my blade in his ass straight to his enlarged heart. Fuck rich pena

Always carry mace. No faggot is ready for it.
Mace his face , then while he's screaming kick groin till he's down. Empty the rest of the mace in his eyes and mouth.

I can smell the synthol

>implying any of you cuck faggots won't just let him ramm your girl