Hi, I'm God

Hi, I'm God.
Ask me anything.

I re\ad it all.

Will you give me some cool super powers fam?

Why are your followers such colossal faggots?

Why do you play the role of an absentee/deadbeat dad to the whole fucking world?

Why do stupid people think telepathically "telling" you that they believe in you is a free ticket to break literally every commandment?

What is the point of anything in the bible (the core message of being a good person) if you can get away with literally anything by just telepathically apologizing?

Mourn more.
Double yourself more.

lol come on fam dont be so cryptic now

give me some awesome magic powers please ... or atleast say no

The sun will beat down much colder than tomorrow today.

It is written.
You gained telepathy by sin.

The sin was a question of how there can be more humans.

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The more life there is, the more confused the cold sun becomes.

Is there still hope for me to become a usefull member society or should i just give it up and write a book or make money in onlinegames or something?

Eye will no longer have a quarter.
It's been defeated.
Read as unenlightened.

u mean u gave me telepathy?
ok how do i use it i just tried it on my shoes and it dont work.

also i ll still go to heaven right? thats how it works cause jesus died for me right? or are you a different dude

No. He gave you AIDS.

Saturn descends.
You will sit your earnings.

I AM T

What will I do for a living

awwww shieeet

How do you want to continue?

Prove youre god. Say my name and how much weed i smoked last night.

If you could fly, would you?

Stfu faggot

can you make this post end in doubles?

Say my name you faggot god

Why did you make niggers inferior?

Anything is possible, but I do I want to seen followed.
It is written.

Tell me who this is.

When is WW3 going to start?

How nice that you finally stopped pretending you aren't.

Jimmy Dean

A trap

404 is DoD.
You're not allowed to speak, but I forgive you for your sins.

I have a plan to finally end space and time.
You don't have to be reborn anymore.

dont fuck with jimmy dean

motherfucker

Sup Forums is full of summer newfags they don't recognize this picture /x/ user

>Saturn descends
no it doesnt. Also how is saturns movement relevant for your answer? You are god, you can make shit move like you want
>You will sit your earnings
What is this even supposed to mean? I'm not a native speaker sorry, can somebody tell me what that means? Already tried google translater and it tells me i will sit on my earnings, which doesnt make sense i guess.

That sequence has been calculated wrongly.

You will never know world peace until two of you can simultaneously look me in the eye.

Samefag

Sure we do..
It's your father the moment before he takes my 12yo niggerpenis in his sweet little mouth. Heil Hitler comrade.

7 is G.

The sun feels cold, but is written to feel good and to be hot.
If fire is now your warmth, I forgive.

This is my second coming.

So you would try crystal meth in a heartbeat

6AM no sleep can't sleep wat do

Isnt it like you third coming dude or like the fourth? I mean you are not the fuckimg jew-god are you? If yes, gtfo and kys.

Pain is an illusion.
It is written, but not felt.

All drugs have become the same.

Still the sequences are
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369
999

It is written.
The word second should be read as enlightened.
Enlightenment will soon be over.
The eye will disappear, and you will go back.

Send envelope

Hail Satan.

The eye feels different emotions (know) one knows.

The familiar song will bend.

Watch your weather change.

Reincarnation bend.

Finally.

Praise.

Goodbye eye.

Will i ever own a gaming company

Where's my Pocket Pikachu?