Seattle Mariners @ Kansas City Royals

game starts soon

Reminder that pizzabro stalks children

Royals

mfw reading this

hey

mfw

You might not remember this but I accidentally found her YouTube channel for you. When I confessed, the father told me to say 500 Hail Marys.

>You might not remember this
how could i forget that day her voice graced my ears?

I LOVE YOU PIZZABRO

PLEASE LOVE ME BACK

>Its a Dillion Gee has Butera catching episode

I just visited Kansas City this weekend. I met some nice people but there were a lot of assholes and nobody knows how to drive or park. Anyone else have this experience?

>nobody knows how to drive or park.
sounds like seattle

As a resident of a suburb of the city, I would like to apologize. We have two counties of rich folk who think the road belongs to them and so they drive like shit. It really is a great place and there are lots of good places to go.

Don't hate us because you anus

nice fielding there

pls do something with this opportunity

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A HUGE FAG CRUZ

GEEz why'd ya do that

Johnson or Platte?

are KCR fans still assmad at Cano for some dumb miniscule reason

ty based seager

OG from Johnson County

SEAGER keeping the team alive

fuckin love you Seags

>Its a Gee episode

Cano getting booed for his entire HR derby experience while hitting 0 HRs was one of the greatest moments in Kauffman stadium history. Not even joking

Bitch please you ain't OG for shit. Walk down 9th at Troost and then I will believe you. You are a poser.

hawt

HAWT CORNER

I don't even associate with your kind. It's gross

Overall it was a nice trip. I had some damn good barbecue

Bitch Im white from Leavenworth. Fuck off with this entitled shit. I fucked a Johnson county bitch yesterday.

Im glad you liked it. What places did you go for your barbecue?

>8 pitch first inning
At least this royals loss will be short

>Leavenworth
I was doing some work for the VA hospital there a few months ago. That city is definitely below me

I think she's legal now

>legal now
So who will pizzabro's new girl be?

County, not city. Yeah Leavenworth(city) is shit. Its adjacent to a military base. Cities like that are always shit. The county has a median income only 10k less than Johnson.

jordyn i hope

I just noticed I didnt crop the right side of that image correctly

s'all good.

you seem more interested in it than i am.

You may be fucking a joco girl but ain't nobody here trying to fuck a Leavenworth girl. Now let's stop derailing the thread

leavenworth is beautiful

They can't have Eibner and Hosmer in the lineup at the same time because they are ridiculously good looking

t. fag

The farm girls out west in Leavenworth are fucking hot. They drink their milk and eat their veggies. But you wouldn't know that since you stay in your JoCo bubble. I fuck the JoCo girl because her family is rich and she gives me stuff. Never said I was ONLY fucking her.

But yes, lets get back to the game.

>kansas has mountains

everyone told me it was flat

that would be leavenworth, wa

LOL
We are talking about Leavenworth, KS. Its a shithole.

Leavenworth DP

okay that makes more sense now

the leavenworth here is pretty nice.

Stay away from the little girls

ill try

Seattle is the ugliest team

they have a lot of personality though

but we have the best looking GM

CRUZ BTFO

what did he mean by this?

>even the GM is a memester
Fucking Seattle is unbelievable

s-scoreboard!

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he will get the m's to the playoffs

Near Gordonger

Gordo should have advanced to third. Fucking bum

nice job marte

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there you go

>Tries to advance on that
WE WILL TRADE GORDO FOR STARTING PITCHING

He has regressed so much this year it's ridiculous

>Cheslor will be getting braces over the all star break
Top kek

he might as well get it out of the way now

lol why are they pulling him

MARTE PARTAY

Way to go m's

He had an 85 pitch hook. He is a middle relief pitcher normally and anything more than that and he implodes.

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Why? We can't get shit going.

they got the dp

you got a hit

>cano

Big whoop 3 hits over 4 innings. Stranding runners or GIDP has been this whole game for the Royals offense.

all it takes is one guy on base and a dinger to bring the game to 3-2 m8

taijuan walker can return in 2 weeks
good news

Not if they can't stay/get on base. At this point I'm just hoping your bullpen gives us something to work with.

pb has a point

our bullpen is elite

He has a point. I know they are not out of this quite yet. But they are not getting hits today. 3 hits over 5 innings does not a wining team make.

Especially if they hit into another DP even if someone does get on.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ROYALS.

strand him

was worried there for a second lmao

CANO

wooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ROBBIE

CANOOOOOOOOOOO

nice fielding lol

LIND

HOME RUN BARRAGE

lind is elite