game starts soon
Seattle Mariners @ Kansas City Royals
Reminder that pizzabro stalks children
Royals
mfw reading this
hey
mfw
You might not remember this but I accidentally found her YouTube channel for you. When I confessed, the father told me to say 500 Hail Marys.
>You might not remember this
how could i forget that day her voice graced my ears?
I LOVE YOU PIZZABRO
PLEASE LOVE ME BACK
>Its a Dillion Gee has Butera catching episode
I just visited Kansas City this weekend. I met some nice people but there were a lot of assholes and nobody knows how to drive or park. Anyone else have this experience?
>nobody knows how to drive or park.
sounds like seattle
As a resident of a suburb of the city, I would like to apologize. We have two counties of rich folk who think the road belongs to them and so they drive like shit. It really is a great place and there are lots of good places to go.
Don't hate us because you anus
nice fielding there
pls do something with this opportunity
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A HUGE FAG CRUZ
GEEz why'd ya do that
Johnson or Platte?
are KCR fans still assmad at Cano for some dumb miniscule reason
ty based seager
OG from Johnson County
SEAGER keeping the team alive
fuckin love you Seags
>Its a Gee episode
Cano getting booed for his entire HR derby experience while hitting 0 HRs was one of the greatest moments in Kauffman stadium history. Not even joking
Bitch please you ain't OG for shit. Walk down 9th at Troost and then I will believe you. You are a poser.
hawt
HAWT CORNER
I don't even associate with your kind. It's gross
Overall it was a nice trip. I had some damn good barbecue
Bitch Im white from Leavenworth. Fuck off with this entitled shit. I fucked a Johnson county bitch yesterday.
Im glad you liked it. What places did you go for your barbecue?
>8 pitch first inning
At least this royals loss will be short
>Leavenworth
I was doing some work for the VA hospital there a few months ago. That city is definitely below me
I think she's legal now
>legal now
So who will pizzabro's new girl be?
County, not city. Yeah Leavenworth(city) is shit. Its adjacent to a military base. Cities like that are always shit. The county has a median income only 10k less than Johnson.
jordyn i hope
I just noticed I didnt crop the right side of that image correctly
s'all good.
you seem more interested in it than i am.
You may be fucking a joco girl but ain't nobody here trying to fuck a Leavenworth girl. Now let's stop derailing the thread
leavenworth is beautiful
They can't have Eibner and Hosmer in the lineup at the same time because they are ridiculously good looking
t. fag
The farm girls out west in Leavenworth are fucking hot. They drink their milk and eat their veggies. But you wouldn't know that since you stay in your JoCo bubble. I fuck the JoCo girl because her family is rich and she gives me stuff. Never said I was ONLY fucking her.
But yes, lets get back to the game.
>kansas has mountains
everyone told me it was flat
that would be leavenworth, wa
LOL
We are talking about Leavenworth, KS. Its a shithole.
Leavenworth DP
okay that makes more sense now
the leavenworth here is pretty nice.
Stay away from the little girls
ill try
Seattle is the ugliest team
they have a lot of personality though
but we have the best looking GM
CRUZ BTFO
what did he mean by this?
>even the GM is a memester
Fucking Seattle is unbelievable
s-scoreboard!
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he will get the m's to the playoffs
Near Gordonger
Gordo should have advanced to third. Fucking bum
nice job marte
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there you go
>Tries to advance on that
WE WILL TRADE GORDO FOR STARTING PITCHING
He has regressed so much this year it's ridiculous
>Cheslor will be getting braces over the all star break
Top kek
he might as well get it out of the way now
lol why are they pulling him
MARTE PARTAY
Way to go m's
He had an 85 pitch hook. He is a middle relief pitcher normally and anything more than that and he implodes.
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Why? We can't get shit going.
they got the dp
you got a hit
>cano
Big whoop 3 hits over 4 innings. Stranding runners or GIDP has been this whole game for the Royals offense.
all it takes is one guy on base and a dinger to bring the game to 3-2 m8
taijuan walker can return in 2 weeks
good news
Not if they can't stay/get on base. At this point I'm just hoping your bullpen gives us something to work with.
pb has a point
our bullpen is elite
He has a point. I know they are not out of this quite yet. But they are not getting hits today. 3 hits over 5 innings does not a wining team make.
Especially if they hit into another DP even if someone does get on.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ROYALS.
strand him
was worried there for a second lmao
CANO
wooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ROBBIE
CANOOOOOOOOOOO
nice fielding lol
LIND
HOME RUN BARRAGE
lind is elite