What would be your last words?

What would be your last words?

Please help me nut one last time.

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So long, and thanks for all the fish

Check'em

the 100.000.000 $ are under my.....

You're my hero user

*Jumps off dead bed*
I'M GAY.

Thank you. This is all I've ever wanted. I couldn't ask for more

>pic related

>Implying I'll have last words

When they get here tell the paramedics I'm sorry.

lol I get it

I want some chocolate.

I was mr blobby in the 90s

If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven.

Such is the rule of honor.

uh oh

I was a man all along.

"Oh, Again ?"

I will die tonight if you don't reply

^
Οk

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Bye everyone
I'll see you all in therapy

Oh and by the way

well, its been fun

watch out, a sni-

"did you just shoot me?"

Allahu akbar

-per

Kek

>Implying that anyone will be with me when I'll be dying

Peace among worlds!

niggers tongue my anus

>"how do i greentext?"

That's easy! Hold my beer.

We live as we dream, alone

My hero

DEATH! OR SOVNGUARDE!

nooooAAaoooaoaoaOooOOOOHOHHhhhhhh

F my life

>Hey, watch this!

>Implying there will be anyone to listen

Its dat boi, Oh shi...

Hey Ya’ll. WATCH THIS!

"What are you gonna do, stab me?"

OP IS A FAGGOT

So much done, so much left to do.

>All the money is under a big W
Then I kick a bucket

There's something wrong with this thing... it keeps jamming~

"Hey watch this."

*to whoever is around "everyone on this planet and everyone youve ever known and loved WILL be dead within the next 120 years.this conversation will not have any significance to the matter"

hey, be funny

"Watch me say "Nigger" in this ghetto; lel."

Thanks captain obvious, that was really deep.

beat ya to it. hivemind.

"Die? That's the last thing I shall do."

What a ride, oh my god this whole time I was just waiting in line.

report healer

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"Too old."

"I'm cumming!"

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seed out of a dill pickle?

GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT!

See you space cowboy

See you space cowboy

weeb trash. you won't be missed.

Wait! Wait! It's just a prank, bro!

inb4 404

Probably random babble.

I love cornbreeeeaaaaddddd!!!!! Uguahaaaaaa!!!!!

I don't feel good.

"my steam password is dickupmyass69, may the karambit be in good hands."

"The gold is buried...
...in my ass..."

why it took so long ?

To be or not to be-that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And, by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep-
No more-and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to-'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep-
To sleep, perchance to dream. Aye, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, but
The pangs of despised love, the law’s delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country from whose bourn
No traveler returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment,
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.-Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia.-Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered.

>user walks towards the parking lot downtown
>heading home from work
>WHATCHOO 'AYY WATCHOO FINNA WHITE BOI
>wat?
>user is jumped by niggers
>they brutally beat him down because BLM
>DATS WAT UU GIT WHITE BOI!
>YOU KAWAII MOTHERFUCKA! WAT YOU GOTS TO SAY FO YOSELF SON?
>user raises his head from the pavement
>"weeb trash, you won't be missed"
>user's head falls back
>police arrive on the scene
>quickly line up facing the niggers
>open fire
>user's death is glossed over by the deaths of the innocent niggers who killed him

going out to play pokemon go

be back in an hour

ALLAHU AKBAR

See you in heaven

based

Take care. Lifes been good. Time to get the show on the road.

Thanks.... Obama....

Wait... is that a snip....

YES IT'S SNIPPY THE RAT

kek

>The Earth is Flat

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fucking finally

And a cup of water, no ice please

No, seriously, it'll be awesome!

Hey kids, wanna see a dead body?

Kek

Knowing me I'll probably die doing something stupid so...

>"I didn't tell anyone what I was doing today!"

Underrated

Everything is fine nothing is wrong

Not really. It's what 9fag would say.

I fucking told you there was a sniper

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