/bet/ greasy fiver on portugal edition

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Why did mods delete the thread?

Beyond furious at the janitors.

Fucked the op, sorry bout that

Here we go lids.

need Derfell to confirm that NYRB is the bet of the night

You're fucking kidding me right? Their support said 3-5 days and it's going to take weeks? I had 3 deposits of £300, £3,500 and £4,200 each going directly to my bank.

Does it really take fucking weeks?

>Janitors

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It's not, hence why I put a stake of 4/10. Haven't found any great bets for today and tomorrow looks kind of shite. Any "great" or "worldie" bets will have a stake of 8/10 or more

what the fuck janitors?

>yfw he's a filthy muzzie now

got my fingers crossed but accas rarely win lad

>been slacking whole Sunday
>have to go to the evening service at faraway church

Providence itself is holding me back from betting on the final.

I know, I always make up the money though somehow. But you only have to get them right once.

[email protected] is very tempting

should I?

the only bet you should be placing on this match is Evra to get a card

Euan deleting threads sub edition

0 minutes injury time FH
put all the #lifegoals ahouses on it

I'll help you out with that game nearer to the time, not looked at it yet.

Lads Portugal to lift trophy is PURE VALUE

Ronaldo v Griezmann - Who will score the most goals? - Griezmann @ 3.00

>tfw neet
>tfw no credit card
>tfw all i can do is bet dota and csgo skins
>tfw 11% overround
>tfw almost no markets, no live markets

hold me

at least lesnar won

LADS JUST HOW DO YOU DO IT? DO YOU ALL HAVE DAYJOBS? norway posted an absolute WORLDIE 10/10 in the other thread and i'm fuming because i have no fucking betting accounts

Doing accas aren't profitable in the long run and never will be.

On overs in all the Argentina slags games

Tell that to my polish customer who put £2 on a 6 fold score and win and won £2,000

Depends how right you are.

>mali cup
>away team: police

kek.

How do you not have a bank account? You're supposed to get one when you're 16 ffs

First for Ronaldo FS

>tfw want to bankroll Portugal
>they're 4 to 1
Gotta say france
Fuck me

checked and bankrolled

But I can absolutely guarantee you will never be correct enough of the time

Not liking this lose money everyday gimmick Juve

considering this lad

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Accidentally put o4.5 corners on Portugal, it's gonna happen right?

LOVE this fighting talk from Ronaldo. He better fucking step up.

I went large

i had one, monthly fees ate it up

>worked here 8 years. Never laid a bet & arbed it on betfair at any stage in those 8 yrs. If it's value to lay, keep it.

Looks like Nick has an answer for you Euan

F R A N C E - S W
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Euan rekt.

you lads are all on 0-0 HT CS, right?

Euan's been getting rekt for days now

Yes. Its basically a shit game insurance policy

This 2bh

What's THE bet for tonight?

Of course, but that's the fun of it, isn't it?

0-0 HT 1-0 FT, Pogba to score

The absolute state of David Guetta

oh my fucking god get the fuck out

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Fra-Por * Draw at 90

Free money

Portland Timbers +1.0 @1.875

Are DJs biggest fraud ever?

>stake

no, that's euan.

:^)

Very true.
Very true.
Very true.
Very false.

Put a fiver on Giroud anytime goalscorer

Portugal to lift the trophy

Standing behind a DJ desk to play one song

o-okay david

d-does this work? how fucking sweaty must that be?

are these slags going to score EVER

>inspect element

PMSL

who else /cheekyfiverbettingingimmickbets/

>tfw this is my fetish
Where can I find more?

>he doesn't double his money with every bet.....

betting just isn't profitable in the longrun, i'm gonna become a DJ t b h

If ONE fails that's 3k down the shitter

Who'll win coin toss 1.90 ?? Gonna go marge on this

portugal, I got inside info, the coin is my cousin's pet

>if

Reminder that red and green should never be seen

>20 mins
>no goals
I'm such a fraud

Really ridiculous that they have 10% fucking fee on a coin toss.

It should be priced at 1.99 for fucks sake

I love the patriotism on the French team. Every single player is singing along; so inspiring to see a multicultural team being so united!

oy vey

>0-0 never happens

France -0.5

>over 0.5 never happens

france -1.5 corners at 1.95 the only bet

>Ronaldo on toes for team photo

Thanks Sup Forums for making me notice

But Portugal +0.5 is the bet

Lads I just took out my 3rd wonga loan on Portugal lifting the cup, wish me luck

You're really fucking thick

hope you got on lid

GRIEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

has lieberman done anything useful ever? thinking about filtering this muppet

TSU
S
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I gave Juve 12 quid because I initially promised him 5.

Sorry mate not buying your model

not helping your case

I've filtered him. His schtick isn't funny just cringey.

Closing /bet/ during the game. Will be back at FT to post "hahahahahah" at everyone who lost money

I NEED a griezman goal to recover this shit day

After wonga loan interest you'll be left with what, a measly tenner?

Who are you again?

Laughing at the thought of mugs betting on the home team thinking its France

Portugal SW is the bet. The good guys don't win today /bet/