Hear a noise in the basement

Hear a noise in the basement.
Go down the stairs.
See this.
What do?

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Get out of my house, fucking cunts.

Sit on my throne

wonder how I went down stairs when I was already in the basement to begin with and accept that I took too many drugs.

Fuck, marry, kill.

would rape all 3

Wonder why my basement has windows

Turn 360 and leave

Spray them with my hose

Lock them up and turn them into my sex dolls.

"Officer, I swear these girls were already in my basement."

This is the only correct answer, but maintaining three sounds exhausting.

Check the locks on their cages.

That's a circle you idiot.

Forcibly induce lactation on all 3, keep in basement, start human dairy farm.

Looks like Santa Claus came early this year

Cmon don't be that guy

"How the hell did you pigs get out of your cages?"

Aw you got me

Whip out dick, commence fucking all three of them.

Good thing I soundproofed this basement years ago.

ask myself, when i did start playing baseball

lock the door

show cock and get sucked

run back upstairs, "honey there's three blonde teenagers in the basement that broke in and want to have a fivesome. You game? Oh and also we have a basement now apparently."

ask what 3 white girls are doing in my, a niggers, house at the middle of night. Film everything for evidence that i did nothing to them.


unless they were dtf.

Don't forget to check id's user. Even if they are under 18 a judge will let you off because you are a nigger and not capable of doing simple math.

Get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ask them if they have fixed my boiler because my water is cold when I try to take a shower. These 3 stooges call them selves "plumbers?" All they did down there was goof around with each other. I'm not going to pay full price service for their tom foolery. This is the last time I call Mario and Luigi for Plumbing service because they keep sending out these 3 goons.

Chain them back up, but make sure I do it right this time. Then stab one of them in the leg to deter them from attempting escape again.

Show them kittens.

beat the shit out of the girl in the middle if she thinks she can wear that top in my house.

Ask them to Clean that fucking basement!..Fucking Christ!

"Okay, time to fuck all three of you."

Summon the White Dragon.


Bitches always fall for the trap card

Freak the fuck out because I don't have a basement.

KEK

I'd tell them to strip for me and then I'd fuck them. I'd finish by getting a 3 way blow job and shoot on their faces and then make them lick it off each other

"Hey Ladies, ever seen a Penis before?"...

Walk away

Turn 180 and walk away

>turn 270 degrees
>crabwalk away

>Triple homici-"self defense".
The cum on the body is a stress reflex, right?

Send them to this guy.

LOOK AT ALL THS ROOM WE HACE FIR ACTIVITIES

Kek

Ask them if they like Cheese Pizza.

Catch the pidgey in the corner.

think that they seem awfully happy to be locked in a basement

...but how to catch all three...?

Nah, send them to this guy youtube.com/watch?v=TIZyA7ghiEQ&index=18&list=PLgAG0Ep5Hk9Kwyw72aqMVbnkvGYqdY6wd

Do a 360 and walk away

Call those ladies to bust the spooky ghosts.

Then call EMS to remove the rotting corpses under my house.

meh

Throw a PokeBall at one of them and hope to catch one!

That's a great idea!
And besides, somehow I think the one on the left would find m00t very handsome..

Nice tits.
Moar?

that's not a circle, it's a square

This is easily the hardest I've ever gotten blueballed.

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fugg off nig

i like this guy

dourl.xyz/6

why bother posting that

Basement? You don't say.

Go to town.

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Ask for more of her pics.

Shoot all three. I live in Texas people should know better to not break into a Texans house.

lick them

Tell them to get the fuck out so I can jerk off to Chinese girl cartoons in peace.

heh heh that was good

red-blooded American right here
I salute you and your mindset

bend over all 3 and lick their asses
tell them they can only leave if replaced by another hot friend
keep it goin

everytime

knock the middle one out, now she isn't undefeated, Bitch

>what is moonwalking

shoot them.

Figure out how I got a basement in my apartment.
Continue on with my day.

>Hear a noise in the basement
>Go down the stairs
>see three girls
>spaghetti starts dripping
>"h-hey femanons, what's, why are you doing in my house"
>need to think of a good excuse to leave
>"I think I left the shower running"
>shower is clearly silent
>trip on first step to house
>spaghetti everywhere
>cry

trick question, i never leave the basement

Ask how the other two got there

Kekd

High five my son since his room is in the basement

"Welcome to Uncle Touchy's Feely basement, ladies. Who wants a Roofie Colada?"

Choke out the one on the left to scare the shit out of the other 2.

underated post

Rape

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