Cheap, quick, painless and easy way to commit suicide?

Cheap, quick, painless and easy way to commit suicide?

Jumping off the top floor of a building, via the window or over balcony, best way is condo or apartments. Head first.

Do a flip.

Bleach

Suicide doesn't hurt because the darkness that you are feeling right now is.

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>Be black
>Dial 911

leave

If you can buff out the pain for 1 or 2 mins, slitting your throat is quick, but still painful. Plus if you have any spite you can make a mess of their carpet.

By going to a psychiatrist, get some medication and treat your depression.
It's the depression that wants to get you killed, not the real you.

I survived a messy suicide attempt and my life got better, please, user, don't do it.

Why do you care if it's cheap you're going to be dead?

Because I have no money. I mean that literally. Not a penny.

Die plz

Don't listen to this faggot, life is meaningless and you die alone at the end. Go shoot up a BLM meeting then put the cherry on top by killing yourself, if you take at least 10 of them down you're doing the world a huge favor, do it faggot

enlist then

>Cheap, quick, painless and easy way to commit suicide?

-leave your parents house
-pay rent, cause you are broke
-submit to a shit job
-try to stay on the job
-drink alcohol every day
-fuck whores, cause you are a piece of shit and kind find the love of your life
-dont talk to anyone. dont be sociable
-wait for the death

its not a cheap neither a easy or fast, but at least is fun.

Boofing oxy

Overdose on heroin, heroin is cheap, then you will shake hands with God, before the Devil grabs you by your ankle and drags you south of heaven.

>get a relatives rifle
>go to the nearest school
>have a blast

are you fucking autistic
I assume op has some kind of either emotinal or physical pain, keep on living that way would just keep fucking with his head every night... but untill you die I highly recommend alcohol and drugs

>fuck off fat jew cuck
If you don't reply to this post you will die in your sleep within 48 hours

rope

Streaming it on tinychat

Frankly heroin is so great it will likely give him the will to survive.
True story. Just railed some powder and only 'kinda' wanna kill myself.
Good luck OP.

>cheap
>not going to live the next day

Exit bags are designed to be quick and painless.

Kek

Man I don't remember seeing these much years ago around 08-09

Now I see these daily on Sup Forums

Life has been getting tough as fuck, huh guys?

go out in a blaze of glory
make it to CNN, FOX, MSNBC, CBS by terrorizing a BLM protest or something in the name of Sup Forums

>waiting for OP to deliver

If he over doses on the first go he won't have to worry about chasing the next high

>quick

You guys are fucked

>painless

Yes!

this is Sup Forums

Drive out the elves from Skyrim

It's not that easy either nut up or shut up suicide hurts except when it's Fentanyl or heroin

user is right
believe it or not but theres a lot to live for

dont do it OP :)

Bridge or train are cheap, dont even have to pay the ticket

Go and buy some sleeping pills, slit your veins open and take it all. Go to sleep.

Painless falling asleep --> helium exit tank. Google this shit up.

kek ur silly, nigger

get a credit card, (so you wont have to pay anything) and buy a shotgun from walmart...

0 points. Why just be another unoriginal fag?

faggot

By not replying to this post within one hour

>so you don't have to pay anything
Lost

he wanted cheap...can't get much cheaper than free

plus since he is selfish enough to put his family through this, why not make them get that one credit card bill, with only one purchase, that they now have to pay for...

embrace nihilism, you'll never be happy but it'll get you by

Do it

Youre lucky bro. Smoked my last bit Sunday morning, been to the hospital twice with throwing up blood and abdominal pain. Just fucking going thru it