This guy walks up and slaps your gfs ass, what do?

this guy walks up and slaps your gfs ass, what do?

Look down at him and sarcastically compliment him on his tattoos.

mire hard

Shoot him, cause I live in america, and that was assault.

Stand your ground baby.

Poke him with a needle and watch the synthol squirt out.

This

Fuck his dad.

Slap his synthol shoulders hoping that they pop like oil filled balloons

call 911 while she beats him down

Thank him for finding my girlfriend.
She's been missing for a while now, along with my TV and a few other stuff.

Trips tells the truth

Slap his ass back

- give him all my synthol
- teach him how to shave
- give him a gift certificate for a free hair cut at Crazy Cuts

poke him with a needle so he explodes

USA USA USA WOOOOO!

Tell him I'm sorry about his cancer, those tumors look pretty bad.

Drink 2 gallons of bleach in 0.0000000000009 seconds

scoop him like 4 times

Why should I be mad about a high five?

Put a post-it note on his back saying something offensive about him.
/mischief/

>Take his hand.
>Leave humanity behind.

Nigga's getting small. What the fuck?

>slap his ass, maybe wink at him too
>then leave gf, follow him, and plant a pipe bomb, like 5 days later, not to raise suspicion
>then go home, fuck my gf & kek together w her

I would deflate his muscles with the pin of a dick he has.

Because I don't have a gf, he'd likely slap my ass, and with that,

"What are you, fucking gay?"

Demand that he slaps my ass as well. If he refuses, find out where he lives, sneak into his house when he's sleeping and gently press my bare buttcheek against the palm of his hand.

Share some ben and jerrys with him

Ha ha ha XD eDuppz, right? Nice meme!

Introduce him to OP and later attend their wedding.

Pretend im blind, they always feel sorry for you.
Then as hes about to leave kick him in the balls and run fast as fuck.

Probably never have a girlfriend so jokes on him, sexual harassment and all

Pull out my dick and start pissing on my girlfriend while shouting, "She's mine! Mine!"

LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND

call him a pussy ass mother fucker for using steroids, all you swoll bros thinking your hot shit, fake muscle < real muscle

nice cuck tho

Casuals won't know the difference, all they see is small guy < big guy, and he's a pretty big guy.

thats rich piana, I've actually had dinner with him. Pretty cool guy

no homo tho

Did he try to sell you his Mutant powder?

EDUBBZ!!! xD best youtuber my favorite

lol no he did not. he swears by spot injections of winstrol as crazy as that sounds

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Was it his 9th of 10th meal of the day?

Did he serve up some Tren n Jerry's for dessert?

Underrated post of 2016

I do not know. I imagine its a lot though. he may not eat that many times a day.

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strip naked and start beating his arse like a drum
>gotta confuse the ass, right babe?

would let him suck my dick

have my gf pee in his butt to confuse the muscles, right babe?

this guy walks up and slaps your gfs ass
>trigger
>check my privileges before throwing a tantrum
>start flailing my lard-spears (it's been ages since it resembled arms last time)
>tacticaly trip and land 400lb critical hit on him
>accuse him of rape

nobody is going to show of his patriarchy and misogny on my to-be-transgender ecchi furry sweetheart

>a tattoo of a hand with tattooed knuckles

I refer him to this conversation

add ricin into is daily steroid dose

sucks his femenine penis

Fuck you nigger

CTRL+Z 25 times

Till Lindemann is that you?

>leave
>drop off GF
>come back
>follow dude home
>get address
>send tips to
>IRS
>Child Services
>Bureau of vehicle emissions
>Registar of sex offenders
>County tax assessors office
>Sheriffs department
>Every fucking triple letter organization

This is how white people fight.

God bless America.

stick and move

I prick him with a pin and watch to synthol ooze out all over the room as he flies across the ceiling like a balloon losing air.

I laugh because I have no gf

Give him a paper cut and watch him bleed out.

>gf

Implying.

I fuck his ass and call him a gay faggot because my GF is bruce jenner.

I hand him a tooth brush and ask him to brush his teeth

Congratulate him on finding and digging up her body.

that's what I thought too

shoot him in the fucking head for reasons. then realize I didn't even see him slap my gf's ass. no fucks given

Dude's like 5'10"
I'd kick his ass.