ITT summerize the most interesting thing that happened to you recently.
>be me >18, yesterday >selfish sister at 25 years old living rent free makes a pot of spaggeti >refuses to share it with anyone >call her a pot belly bitch >she chases me with a huge blade to my room >caught it on video >go to mom, she could not care less >call the police >female family having the time of there lives >police come, I explain the situation >1 police is with me, 1 police is against me >my sister comes out of the house >she is spooked cus she can get arrested >says "Its just a prank! ITS just a prank!" >she is litteretly a meme >protip-it wasn't a prank >she grabs her stuff and drives off in her car >becuase im young and 18 the police feel like they can tell me to "grow up" >wasgettingSTABEDpartofgrowingup.jpeg >they leave >mom blames me >other sister hates me for no reason >mfw I did the right thing >mfw I got what I wanted >mfw I won
Evan Perry
You're not 18
Ayden Diaz
Prove it
Benjamin Ward
Wow you replied back in less than a minute are you just sitting here constantly refreshing and checking on the thread like a loser? Get a life man
Chase Moore
>what is multi tasking for 200
Camden Rivera
Don't lie you fucking fag I know what you were doing now never make a stupid ass thread like this again
Lincoln Jackson
Ok pls dont hurt me
Grayson Reed
Wow you just replyed to me under a minute, you must be sitting there refreshing the page, what a fucking loser get a life you disgusting fuck.
Lucas Hill
>rubber banding
Are you 12 years old? Well based on that absolute shit story you wrote I can't say I'm surprised
Jace Ortiz
>You're not 18 >Starting an argument like this
Grayson Williams
>using a term like rubber banding
G8 b8 m8 you actully made me reply to a troll nice
John Clark
This thread is full of autism
Jayden Smith
Its just 1 troll
Jacob Foster
>at Sam's Club >see a girl curled up asleep in a cart >her dress is all uo so you can see her panties >it is so hot >stare at her and follow her around That was a good day.
Adam Jones
Fucking pedo you're lucky I wasn't there and saw you I'd have called you out publicly and laugh as you stammered on your words trying to come up with an excuse as to why you're following these people. Then I'd follow you into the parking lot and beat the shit out of you
Bentley Scott
>Be me. >At University. >Friend ask me to come to an orgy with him. >Says lots of hot girls. >Skeptical but go anyways. >Go to random sketchy house. >Walk in. >Literally 30 guys and 2 girls. >One white chick and one Asian chick. >Feels like a sausage fest with so many guys. >Fuck this. >About to leave. >Friend tell me not to. >Promise me more girls will show. >Literally one more girl shows but leaves because she chickens out. >Fuck it. I'll stay and see. >Everyone takes of clothes. >People are pushing left and right trying to get to one of the two girls. >They're hot but it's not worth the hassle. >Wait it out. >4 hours pass by. >Almost everyone is done. >See an opening at the Asian chick. >Covered in other peoples cum. >Gross as fuck. >Everyone is staring at me, I don't want to back out and look like a wimp. >I've waited to long to let someone's cum stop me. >Put it in. So wet inside. >Other people's cum is gushing out as I push deeper. >Whatever. >Fuck her anyways. >Pretty decent fuck in my opinion. >She's tight and still has energy left. >Finish inside her as well. >Go home. >Wake up with a rash. >Spend two weeks being scared. >See doctor. >It's just a rash.
Christian Moore
Oh, yeah, sure you would, Mr Internet Tough Guy. You wouldn't do shit.
Christopher Lewis
I was having an Asthma attack and it was on like a Sunday so I thought the hospital wouldn't be that busy but when I get there, there was blood covering tthe floors all the rooms were filled with patients and they had tents set up. It was the night of the Orlando shooting
William Smith
FETCH THE HOLY WATER
Evan Sanders
It wouldn't be the first time I called one of you spergs out for creeping on a little kid. Just would be the first time I finally exact real street justice
Joshua Gonzalez
You wouldn't do shit pussy
Jace Jackson
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens. If you're in or near the panhandle we can make something of this. > I called one of you spergs out for creeping on a little kid. How'd that go for you?(I'm going to pretend you actually did it)
Cameron Roberts
>a couple days ago >going on a short vacation in Norway >living a week at some friend's place >a doctor's house, built in 1901
>oversleep one morning >everyoe else has left when I wake up >they left the dogs for me >half asleep, climb upstairs to take a shower >about to get in, suddenly hear footseps >and doors going >and dogs barking >too tired to think anything of it, assume someone came home to pick something and then left >shower
>a couple hours later >rest of group picks me up for an event
>couple hours again, on the way back from event >sleeping in car cause still tired >wake up to someone mentioning ghosts in the old houses of the area >there's a supposedly a ghost in the house >all it does is open doors
My life isn't too interesting. I could probably dig the house and the ghost up somewhere, but ehh
Ethan Lopez
Looks like it's your lucky day I'm south in Houston
>How'd that go for you?
It went great you sick fuck, saw some sweaty fat guy staring at a girl playing a game at Target so I said "hey what are you doing" and he freaked out and left the store like the pussy he and you are
Leo Roberts
You're not gonna do shit faggot
Anthony Cruz
Lucky
Jayden Williams
I started dating a guy. I'm also a guy. Never in my entire life have I ever looked at a guy as attractive, or even thought about me being gay. Hell, I haven't even fapped to trap porn. And honestly, I've always thought it was kinda disgusting. I'm also attractive, and fit, so it's not like I can't get women. >own my own business >guy comes in, incredibly attractive >we start talking >after I finish work, we went out to a shitty restaurant with a bar >ended up making out, but no sex when we got drunk >felt weird, but I didn't mind it >continue relationship for a couple weeks >eventually fuck >felt fucking good >find him beyond attractive >has similar hobbies and likes to me Feels kinda weird.
Pic kinda related. He looks similar to that.
Caleb Adams
That's better than what women have to offer. If i could get past kissing a man id be gay.
Enjoy your life of success and happiness
Charles Diaz
>fapped to trap porn
Its so obvious, you are one of thoes faggots who are in denial You knew you were a faggot the whole time. Stop acting like its a fucking disease pops up randomly you fucing faggot
Parker Wood
Post pics of gangbang user
Matthew Fisher
>haven't
Ryan Perry
Just shut the fuck up you autistic internet warriors. Stop spreading bullshit on a cancerous internet forum. You're both fat fucks which I'd probably would beat the shit out of with one hand. And I'd gladly do
Sebastian Bailey
He said he never even fapped to trap porn.
Gavin Lopez
>still thinks fapping to traps makes you even remotely gay
Wyatt Howard
Don't have pictures. No one was allowed to take pictures.
Luis Thomas
It's pretty fucking gay, user.
Liam Perry
...
Jacob Sanchez
I recently formed a Friends With Benefits relationship with my childhood friend.
Camden Martin
go on.....
Jose Perry
>be me >be driving to my next job >>>>>>>"Help, my monitor is displaying upside down, need new video card >Required by SLA to go there and not just tell her she is retarded >120 miles >Get there >Right click >resolution >Landscape >fixed >"you're a hero" >It's really really hot outside >SUMMERized
Jason Taylor
How long did that take you to make that up?
Brayden Bell
That's basically it...
We basically just over to one of our houses and just have sex.
Dylan Lee
>be me >be in Koh Tao, Thailand >Go to bar with two girls i met >Get Drunk >have threesome
Pic related
Asher Garcia
made me chuckle. nice pun there meme-maestro
Brody Perry
>go to Thailand >have sex with white bitches
You fucked up
Brayden Hughes
why do you run from your sister when she has a blade. if my brother chased me with a knife i would laugh at him because he would never hurt me.
either you are retarded for running, or your sister is retarded if are really afraid she might cut you.
Lincoln Wright
She is actully crazy user
Dont bluff with crazy people
Isaac Rogers
tbh i would rather get cut and see what happens. can't even begin to imagine the shitstorm that would break loose in my family.....
Jacob Ross
>Wow you replied back in less than a minute are you just sitting here constantly refreshing and checking on the thread like a loser? Get a life man This is your average 12-16 year old half chad. >he has shitty grades, typically an average between 69-74% >Has lots of negro friends. >Is the equivalent of a nigger in terms of dress and fashion >"likes to game" >This sub-human typically has an incredibly old iPhone which he is very self conscious about or he has the newest smart phone which he spent every cent he could get a hold of >old malfunctioning beats which he shows off but never wears >instead chooses to use 5 dollar earbuds he bought in the clearance section of best buy >is mediocre at sports but loves to play basketball with his "hommies" >is shit at basketball in particular tho >his instagram or twitter will have a background image of a quote along the lines of "ball is life" >His mother is very proud of him because "he's very outgoing and the joy to my life--despite not having achieved anything notable, and has never said I love you unless he got some money or doing it for a vine" >most likely doesn't have a dad >on his facebook and twitter he regularly shares and tweets stuff that he thinks will make girls think he is sophisticated but not too sophisticated >ie "Donald Trump is so racist" followed with buzzfeed or "I killing animals is so cruel" link to slaughterhouse video on youtube >Hasn't packed a lunch in 3 years and will go to McDonalds despite having 4 cents. >will give his food to a nigger with more rep than him because "we be hommies and shit"
Jace Martin
I live in Thailand.
William Reed
>Choosing to get stabbed by a crazy person cus you are scared of drama
Charles Darwin would like a word with you. Hey its your choice Have you had sex with some hot thaiwanese girls?
Jayden Howard
That makes you a nigger, yaknow?
Dominic Ross
not scared of it. i actually wanna see what would happen. and concerning evolution, i would get farther with my attitude than with a sister trying to stab me.
Ryan Martin
>being 18 >having siblings >havent stabbed or been stabbed yet
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Wow you replied back in less than a minute are you just sitting here constantly refreshing and checking on the thread like a loser? Get a life man
Ryan Perez
this triggers you? nice. i actually play d2 in windowed mode and while i farm i entertain fags like you.
William Powell
Fapping to a guy is gay
Michael Fisher
Wow you replied back in less than a minute are you just sitting here constantly refreshing and checking on the thread like a loser? Get a life mayn
Levi Turner
Getting stabbed is not getting farther but ok
>see what happens What do you think happens? Thats a retorical question
Nathaniel Miller
whatever man. you both act like absolute idiots. but then again you just wanted to share a story. 4/10
William Kelly
I dont see how not getting stabbed by a crazy person make you an idiot.
Standing there and letting yourself get stabbed to "see what would happen" is being an idiot.
Benjamin Martinez
calling the cops on your retarded sister makes you an idiot though
Oliver Morales
Seems that medecine you've been leaving around tastes quite bitter, doesn't it? Fucking rekt mate
Aaron Roberts
>got offer to go work overseas >uhhh ok whats the offer >work in japan for 6-12 months >wow thats- >youll get 79k tax free on top of what you make now >holy shit >so is that a yes? >...yes but did you offer me this because you heard i was watching anime on the projector? >was it naruto? >fuck no >good so i get to move to japan and work. i know 0 japanese. woo
Adam Wright
HI GUYS GIRL HERE CAME TO TAKE OVER THREAD DICK OR GTFO
Nathaniel Barnes
literally just happened yesterday.
>went on a date with a girl a couple weeks ago >afterward got a lot of short worded answers >red flags everywhere >ask her if she even likes me >get turned down i had an old friend from a year ago that i had a thing with but we were super good friends and always asked for advice, when i talked to her i was the happiest i ever was for the past 3 years. >go to text old friend for advice, saying i miss her and im in a deep depression >no response >go to her social media >she killed herself a few weeks ago
life isn't fun Sup Forumsros. im ready to end it all.
Levi Kelly
Lol the only thing you would have followed him to the parking lot for is to get on them knees and suck some cock like the faggot you are.