Oi mate we've been 'earin som' reports o' dubs in this area. Cities issued a citizen check on 'errybody innis area...

Oi mate we've been 'earin som' reports o' dubs in this area. Cities issued a citizen check on 'errybody innis area. So we can do whateva' you like
>Show us your singles
>Or it's to tha' fockin' slamma' for you.

get checked or get kek'd

No singles here, offic- How am I even suppose to address you britbong?

Aham
...
Check please

'cunt'. it's especially endearing coming from foreigners.

Omg these arent mine i swear

Ghi

No dubs her officer...

I hope you've got a permit for those dubs, copper.

Help! A black man just stole that officer's dubs!

i dindu nuffin

here you go faggot

Nothing suspicious here

Fucking niggers can't do anything right...

i am black but not a criminal

No dubs here, Constable. I'm just an American on vacation.

American?
Sir, step out of the car please.

Step out of the car, slowly with your hands in the air. No sudden movements, we're going to have to search your car.

Requesting backup.

Special forces are on its way.

This thread is too early

Cont! Step oot of da car mait!

I aint got nothin on me m8

We have visual on the target.
Standing by.

Bravo sniper squad standing by.

Fok of m90

Joe is gay

Joe is gay lol

Whot is goin on hear?

Is he havin a giggle mate?

Someone clear these civilians, please.

American!

Fuck off

British Tank Queen Elisabeth 03 is on it's way.

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I'm clear of dubs

54621

bitch, way off.

but check this 52481

ALLAHU AKBAR

Target illiminated

I'm afraid I forgot my singles at home, officer.

go head officer chek'em
I'm sure you'll there ain't no duble beaners in this car

Thank god it's over!

Thank the queen.

Cock Joke copper!

Eff off copper. You got Nuffin' on me.

i din do nuffin

He dindu nuffin he wuz a good boy

you could have gotten septs wtf

Do-dontcha worry, ya. All Singles 'ere

al salamu alaykum, my brother!

good day officer

Now special forces are on the way

Do we have a problem here, officer?

welly welly well then, 'ello guvna

fok off or a gonna glass ya ya foking cunt

I really really like this