When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

15 months ago..

Not sure if I should an hero or start fucking hookers

In my dreams

kek

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

About 3:30 this morning actually... GF was randomly horny when we both woke up because I got up to piss.

Are you me? Literally exact same thought. Never fucked a hooker before but getting to the point I want to. Been copping feels of random chicks and wanting to grope in public, gonna get my ass landed in jail.

10 years ago

saturday i think

in my past life...


...or at least i hope so

bout 5 minutes ago. GF just left for some nail appointment or something. Was a quickie.

This morning before work

...

7 hours ago

>implying anyone on Sup Forums has had sex

Just started my trip 'round Europe, last time was a week ago with my fuck buddy.

Like 18 months ago.

"dat feel pic"

Last night. Only my second time. Im pissed cuz i obviously finish before her.

We're not talking about your tulpas.

Never, ever.

Never had I tempted any frivolous acts amongst others of that calibur

Last week. Ex got drunk at my house and I fucked the hell out of her. I need a new fuckbuddy tho

MARCH 2008

2 weeks ago

like 2 days ago

This morning...and every goddamned day for the past two months (yes, even when she was on the rag).

Also, fucked both my current gf and soon to be ex-wife within 2 hours of one another about a month ago, because I could.

Level of difficulty: I'm 41 and haven't been to the gym in about 2 years. Gf is 29. Ex is 37.

19 months ago
>fml

last week, gonna meet her tommorow

3 weeks ago

just because you're a virgin doesn't mean everyone is faggot

2 april 2005

Last night and in about 3 more hours when the wife gets off work

2009

and you feel better bragging about it in a teenagers forum?

about a week ago