Age?

>Age?
>Sex?
>Job?
>Virgin?
>Hobby?
>Fetish?
>How often do you shower?
>How often do you masturbate?

28
Male
SSI (schizophrenia)
15+ women fucked (hookers)
Fire
Teenagers
3x a week (on average)
2x a day (on average)

>27
>Female
>Salesgirl at a clothing store
>Not a virgin
>Reading, painting, tennis
>bukakke, gangbangs, rough sex
>shower every day
>masturbate 2/3 times a week

>18
>dude
>student (sweet danish government money)
>ye gonna lose it Monday tho
>amerifat football
>school uniforms (weeb AF)
>once every 2 days
>once a week

Age: 19
Sex: please
Job: bus boy/ dishwasher
Virgin: Y
Hobby: Playing Guitar/ making music
Fetish: lesbians
How often do you shower: once a day twice when I come home from the gym
How often do you masturbate: once a day

18
Male
Just finished work experience in physics dep at Oxford but no job currently
No
Paragliding
Into literally anything
Once a day, sometimes twice sometimes none
Two or three times a day on average

Tits or gtfo

30
M
IT
No
Being a parent.
Nuns.
Every day.
Once a month, maybe.

Want to hook up in Vegas? I'll pay for your ticket in escrow.

>25
>M
>software
>no
>cars
>bondage
>twice a week
>3-6 times a week (depending on girlfriend)

No, thank you.

>Age?
18
>Sex?
Male
>Job?
Different contract jobs(I'm experienced in a pretty cool field), making more than 2x what my friends do and don't work much
>Virgin?
No
>Hobby?
Showing off, making sure everyone knows how much better I have it than them
>Fetish?
Nothing special, but I get turned on by everything
>How often do you shower?
Not often, 3-4 times a week
>How often do you masturbate?
Too much, my girlfriend cannot make me cum :(

>22
>male
>student
>no
>calisthenics
>pegging
>once a day or once every 2 days
>every second day

26
Male
IT Consultant
No
Black Metal
Voyeur
Every 1-2 days
Every 1-2 days

>24
>Male
>PhD student (biochemistry)
>No
>Fossil hunting, climbing, cycling, distance running
>Chubby girls
>Every day
>Every day

Gtfo bitch

21
Mâle
Poor fag
Vidya
Lolis
Whats a shower
Every day

No, thank you.

Gtfo bitch

18
M
Moving furniture
Nope
Dwarf fortress
BIG ANIME TIDDI
Once a day
3 Times usually

24
male
Biotech
3 girls
latin dance and tango
shibari, anal stretching and fisting
I shower twice per day
and beat my meat three time per day, five if my gf is not in the mood

...

17
female
no job
virgin
playing games. recently, playing overwatch lmao
hard to say since i have no experience but im pretty open to trying a lot
everyday
every 2-3 days

Reconsider or I will have to believe you are a fag pretending to be the one out of 100 females on this site.

>19
>male
>High possition in fortune 500 private company
>still a virgin
>playing videogames, reading and working out
>leg man/ass man
>5 times a week
>on avrg 4 times a week

No, thank you.

underage b&

See you in 1 year, user.

????????

kek

25
male
police officer
no
warhammer 40k
lingerie
daily
2 or 3 times a week

>23
>Male
>Call Center
>No
>Gaming
>Sleep attack
>Twice a week, Monday Morning, Friday afternoon. If my work has me sweating i'll have a quick one when im home.
>Every night before bed without fail

I don't give a shit what you believe, user. I'm not posting my tits on Sup Forums.

I assume you mistyped 18. Good on you.

Or, you are a 30 something faggot pretending to be a teenage girl.

Either way, get fucked.

20
Male
Student
Not a virgin
Cars
Face/Ass Slapping (if that's a fetish)
Every day, sometimes every 2nd day
Every 2 days eventho I have a gf... (Is that normal?)

Gtfo bitch

26
Male
Self-employed
No
Reading
Soft femdom
Daily or every other day
Never. Started nofap and didn't stop.

Sauce?

>Age?
27
>Sex?
male
>Job?
Industrial mechatronics engineer
>Virgin?
no
>Hobby?
outdoor shit like biking, hiking, camping
headphones and audio gear (not an audiophile autist)
>Fetish?
feet, assholes
>How often do you shower?
once or twice a day
>How often do you masturbate?
once or twice a day

"private" means the company you work for isn't traded on the NYSE or other exchanges?

21
what the fuck do you think
yes
DnD
chubby
every two or three days
erryday

Teach me your ways, been trying to no fap for a while

>lingere

get the FUCK off Sup Forums you vanilla faggot

>28
>Male
>Repair tech
>yes
>canoeing, but haven't been able to get out for a while now
>butt plugs with tails, Bailey Jay
>5x a week, after every workout
>1-3x a day, depends on if I get put in the mood to rub one out

you dont have to believe me but im 17 lmao

>Hobby?
Showing off, making sure everyone knows how much better I have it than them


Jesus what a faggot

No, thank you.

She's a lesbian. Never taken a real dick and I can't remember her name.

I didn't want to put traps seeing as i work for the government

32
Male
Office worker
No
Vidya, scotch
Pretty much anything besides CP, fags/traps, animals & scat
Daily, sometimes twice daily
3-4 times a week, occasionally daily

26
Male
Working at homeless shelter
Nope
vydia games
Feet and glasses
Once a day, twice if I'm working
3-5 times a day, do it at work in the employees bathroom (only male employee there)

Enjoy your ban

>36
>M
>Knowledge Management for a Fortune 500
>N
>Guitar, running, season ticket holder for local NHL team
>Nope
>Daily
>Depends. 1-2 a week; I've intentionally slowed down some.

You're getting banned very soon, user. Hope you enjoyed your time here.

40
m
Enterprise sales executive
no
Eating and drinking
Slut and or play with my wife
Once a day
Two times a day

25
Male
Cable guy
Not virgin
Playing xbox and building/flying "drones"
No white girls is my only fetish
Two showers a day
One a week

so your hobby is that you are a cunt?

Gtfo bitch

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No, thank you.

did you ever consider leaving her?

It's mainly just filling the space with something productive. They do say self-improvement is masturbation in of itself... Not fapping certainly gives you the energy for it.

I honestly don't know but from what I understood they aren't sold in stores but instead sold retail. I honestly don't know much just know I get paid by selling.

Yep, I agree it's pathetic. It's my way of taking revenge on the people who didnt' believe in me in high-school, and my exes who follow me on social media. One girl in particular, dumped me because I was focusing on the wrong things (I didn't get very good grades because I knew I would have a great job straight out of high-school). She has tried to contact me again after seeing what I post online (pics of my new car, luxury vacations etc).

36
M
Teacher
Nope
Hill-walking
Wrestling
Daily, except Sunday
If I haven't had sex in a day.

>23
>Male
>Student
>No
>Gaming, Writing, Hunting and being a loser.
>Too many to type.
>When i stink.
>Atleast twice a day.

>Age
19
>Sex
Male
>Job
Med student
>Virgin
No
>Hobby
Playing the piano/keyboards, sometimes playing vidya
>Fetish
Feet and pissing
>How often do you shower?
Every 2-3 days depending on how dirty am I
>How often do you masturbate?
Every 3-4 days

Gtfo bitch

Wow, how sad for you.

>20
>F
>Waitress
>No
>Sewing/art
>Roleplay/role reversal (pegging)
>Every day/other day
>when single - 5 or 6 times a month
>When in a relationship - around 3 times a month

>Age?
27
>Sex?
M
>Job?
Asset consultant
>Virgin?
nope
>Hobby?
Football, HEMA, outdoors
>Fetish?
Violence
>How often do you shower?
At least once a day, up to 3 times when it's fucking hot
>How often do you masturbate?
2-3x/week

No, thank you.

21
Male
Yes
SSI (autism)
Art and music
Hair
Every other day
Once a day

>Age? 19
>Sex? male
>Job? any
>Virgin? no
>Hobby? hockey music and drink
>Fetish? shemale and pee
>How often do you shower? 2 days
>How often do you masturbate? every day

What's that? 18? Show tits woman

>Age? 18

>Sex? girl

>Job? mainly a student

>Virgin? lol no

>Hobby? games, reading, writing, drawing, editing, elaborate lies and schemes

>Fetish? Had more than one before i even hit puberty

>How often do you shower? usually atleast every morning, one of my fetishes is that i dont really clean myself down there too much though

>How often do you masturbate? depends on how much sex have i had that day, masturbation record in 24 hours is 11 self inflicted orgasms i think

Thanks for being honest.

20
Male
Hedge fund co founder
Virgin
Drinking
Facefucking
shower once a day
fap once or twice a day

You really are a faggot loser

Tits or gtfo

>Age?
18
>Sex?
Male
>Job?
Student
>Virgin?
Duh
>Hobby?
Programming and shit
>Fetish?
Girls masturbating, lesbians, feet, vanilla as fuck
>How often do you shower?
Every second day
>How often do you masturbate?
Every second day

guess I mention that work for a Fortune 500 company aswell since this gay shit matters to you faggots

These fucking women and their inability to comprehend simple tasks.

Gtfo bitch

>20
>Male
>Salesman at Johnston and Murphy
>no
>tennis, rock climbing, recording music, pot
>Siblings
> ~5 times a week
>~twice a week

23
Male
Dominos Pizza
ADHD
Butts and Public/Outdoors
I try to once a day
I try to once a day

Ok just give me 2 minutes ;)

>Age? 22
>Sex? M
>Job? 4th year apprentice electrician, IBEW
>Virgin? No
>Hobby? Telescopes, flying drones, hiking, beer, etc
>Fetish? sun dress
>How often do you shower? once a day
>How often do you masturbate? 2+ times a day

fuck off into traffic

21, male, unemployed/mutual fund baby
Not a virgin.
Love writing, reading, guitar, drugs (specially psychedelics). metal head by training.
Inexperienced wanna be Dom. I could be probably be a switch at some point too. masochistic/sadistic. lingerie. Bondage. Rough animalistic sex please.
Shower every day, maybe even twice a day
Usually at least once a day if I'm not fucking anyone. Sometimes up to 4 times a day if I do the right drugs

Oh. Also not a virgin.

Nope, read Never, she's way hotter than me and is a perfect catch. My friends love her, she's fun as fuck at parties and very good socially (typical funny girl). My family adores her, mostly because she's so social and nice.

Also, anything goes in our bedroom. We have great sex it just sucks that she cannot blow me/handjob me to climax.

Mainly though is because she loves me, like really. I've never seen a person be so passionate and caring, like an angel.

how new are you? The entire premise of the thread is to answer the questions and you go apeshit because a girl does it too?

pic very related

Yeah, it just doesn't work anymore, user. No one is stupid enough to post their tits on Sup Forums.

25,
male,
none atm,
yes,
computer gaming and building computers,
none,
once a day,
never,

21
male
ISP tech
nope
music, electronics
none I know of
at least weekly
daily

keep up the good work

No, thank you.

Do you know Jim Booth by any chance?

30
male
IT consulting
nope
bdo
wincest
at least every second day, depending on weather
at least twice a day

>>Age? No
>>Sex? No
>>Job? No
>>Virgin? Yes
>>Hobby? No
>>Fetish? No
>>How often do you shower? No
>>How often do you masturbate? No