>be me
>walking through park catching ratattas
>cute nerdy girl 9/10 passes me and freaks out "OMG are you playing pokemon too"
>not a beta fag so I play it cool and we chat about the game and compare pocket monsters, she has more but mine are stronger.
>I invite her to walk with me and hit up a few stops and she agrees but tells me she has to go soon.
>we talk some more and it turns out we like a lot of the same shit,music movies
>end up spending basically the entire day together
>then she want to take pictures to put up on her tumblr blog thing....
>we both take pictures and she shows me her and I show mine
>hear a hushed horrified Oh my god!!! I look up from her phone and she's staring in disgust at me like I had just pissed my pants.
> she drops my phone and snatches hers out of my hand and does the fastest walk away I've ever fucking seen
>apparently she hit the back button and opened up the full gallery
>my latest download was gif of a man fucking his dog
>one of our shared interests was how much we both loved our dogs
>now I'm just sitting here under this tree wishing I had some rope.
Any pokemon story's Sup Forums ?
Be me
>webm
>on phone
yeah become an hero
What?
atleast you tried
If this is true then you're fucking retarded, get that shit off your phone immediately and don't make the same mistake again.
I have to admit I kek'd.
I just get a shiny giratina playing pokemon platinum
Do you even know what is a a shiny?
Fucking posser
6/10. Gave me a good chuckle
Should i level it up? And does anyone else got one?
Prove it.
don't have a pc so I gotta keep my weird porn somewhere also checking them trips
Nice story
That's why I don't save nsfw pictures from Sup Forums besides girls
It's a good tool because when a girl finds some pictures of girls shuffled between safe and not safe you can say you just use pics of pretty girls as wallpapers and then she gets a bit awkward and easier to talk to about personal stuff
checked
>playing anything other than first gen
get out of here you weeabo faggot
Stop liking fucked up shit? The odds of a long term girlfriend not seeing that shit are slim, the odds of a long term girl seeing that shit and being chill with it are even slimmer, and the odds of finding a girl that is into the same shit is nonexistent.
Leave the Internet, and let your fetishes draw back some. The more fucked up shit you jerk off too the more fucked up shit you're going to need to better it, or match it. Fucked up porn isn't worth losing out on an opportunity like that.
This thread has a good potential to get quints
Well at least she dodged a bullet there, it would have been a shame knowing a nice human being was investing her time and feelings into some cancerous troll who spends their life on Sup Forums
Fucking faggot :^)
>having a tumblr as a supposed straight male
I just laughed the hardest I have in 2 weeks thanks dog fucker.
Nigga. Read it again.
Nah don't evolve anything under 400
Just farm baby pidgys and ratatas evolves to get levels
Oh yea sure just hit that big magic off button to turn off the horniness omfg
You don't change for anyone there a hot chick who likes beast porn somewhere out there
>Getting elitist over a pokémon game
Please just kill yourself
She probably threw up and cried immediately after she run away
Also I'm sure she lost trust in strangers and even more in people playing Pokemon go
>masterball
I bet it's 100% legit
Wow, man. That's really awesome.
Is what I would say if I was actually impressed by a grown man getting a color swapped version of a fictional children's character on an eight year old game. You must have your shit together, huh?
Rip
They give that masterball before entering to the giratina world
FAGGOT
Yeah, have fun chasing that pipe dream, bud.
Also, turn off the horniness? Are you fucking twelve?
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I hope not. She was really great....
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faggot. i know your gay ass watches anime motherfucker
Well, im 15 and my gf just left me, my life is going well
How does pokemon go even work I'm in canada and rigged it to work here and i caught a few but then i went on a long ass walk to the places where the grass hinted to pokemon and walked in circles with an incense for 20 minutes in that area and not a single one
>day off, brewing coffee
>open pokemon go because i get pidgeys in my house a lot
>open the tracker screen
>fucking dragonite
>turn coffee machine off
>get shoes on
>rush outside to hunt the fucker down
>app crashes
>relaunch
>app freezes
>relaunch
>nothing loads
>relaunch
>draim battery from 75% all the way down to 2% by repeatedly relaunching the app
>fuck it, go home
>didn't catch a dragonite
You soft reset a game probably 4000+ times to get something completely useless.
UNDERAGE B&
Sounds about right.
Inb4 b&
Dumbass, put your fetish shit in a hidden folder.
i did it? So?
>be in New Orleans traffic
>see rhydon
>am like I really want this
>drive off try to find it
B&
pls grow up
I just had to confront a Pokemon player.
>fat old guy staring at his phone in front of my house
>pacing back and forth on the sidewalk, obviously looking for something on his phone
>goes across the street, still looking at his phone
>comes back, continues pacing while staring at phone
>he's been out there for five minutes, fuck it
>put pistol into waistband under shirt, go out there
>me: "Can I help you with something?"
>him: "Oh, no, I'm just playing a game."
>me: "Well, I don't think there's any Pokemon here."
>him: laughs, "Yeah, I think you're right. Take care."
>he walks about a block away, stands on the street corner still staring at phone
You people are worthless cancer, and I hope it eventually becomes legal to hurt you physically.
He's calling you a loser, user. And he's not wrong.
I miss new orleans
What's wrong with that?
Yes, everyone knows it's bait, stop shitposting
you sure showed him man!
How dare he walk back and forth on the street like that!
Bet you're a nigger
You sure protected your house by getting that gun ready, big man :^)
Wow, sounds like a dangerous encounter, you're lucky to be alive, you must be so thankful you didn't have to pull on him
>getting this angry
I hope someone like you tries that macho shit when im out catching mons. My concealed carry pmr 30 would do wonders to a faggot like you.
Just a reminder
Yeah that is why i reported his ass as well
Why it's a bait?
It's completely possible that some have been left by her gf
Reminder for what?
Lolling at your misfortune
Also if you're not some beta faggot why you looking at doggo fucks and possessing a "tumblr thing"
Kys
And you're just as bad as him. Immediately bringing the gun to the forefront of the situation. Start a shoot out over that petty shit, you fucking spergs
>spends time bragging about his shiny imaginary monster on Sup Forums
Of course she left him
Let's not turn a pokemon thread into a gun debate, go make a thread for that.
Anyway, OP, who the fuck saves porn anymore? It's not like it isn't the biggest internet-based industry in the world.
Fuck him and fuck you. It is public property, some asshole.wants to get all hard, ill match him. Go finger your butt while watching bernie sanders endorsing clinton.
I don't save a lot of it but I wanted to use it later I'm also the only one who uses my phone so I never thought it'd be an issue
>not reading the actual Terms and Conditions
applefag detected
Start a gun thread gunbro
Why didnt you shoot him in the leg and then delete all his pokemon?
So if someone would come in front of your house and started taking pictures pointing at your daughter's window, you still wouldn't care because he's standing on a sidewalk?
two things
>if you're trolling and this didn't happen
congrats on having nothing worth adding to the conversation so you had to make some shit up
>if this did happen
you're doing gods work, no not really, it's just some dude walking around on his cell phone having a good time, while you being the insecure manchild that you are goes for a gun in case "things got bad"
if you have a ccw, you don't deserve it.
Yes
"spent the whole day talking"
Ur an idiot
lmao kys
Shut the fuck up pokemon fag
You two make responsible gun owners look bad. You're exactly what the left sees when they think guns. Acting all tough and cool just because you have a gun. Fuck you guys.
STUPID FAGGOT AHE LEFT ME BECAUSE SHE REALIZED THAT SHE WAS LESBIAN AND ITS OKAY BECAUSE I STILL LOVE HER
DO NOT TALK ABOUT MY EX
NEVER
You would be willing to go to jail for murder because some fatass is pacing back and forth on a city owned sidewalk?
Wow making threat on the internet, are you le 5chon haxxor ?!!
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>not a beta fag
OP...
>she realized that she was lesbian
>it's okay because I still love her
those photoshop skillz
bro my girl left me for the same reason and i was in the exact same position. a year later and she came back to me realizing it was just a phase. we're going to be engaged soon. there is hope my dude, keep your head up.
>t. cuck
Don't be surprised when she tells you that your marriage has been just a phase
Yes because i have this genius inventions called blinds and curtains that keep people from looking into my house. Also it is public property, so...yeah he can do whatever.
wow , thnx for the support dude
Maybe there's chance for me, I will call her and make her love me again
She only came back to you because she knew you would take her. Now she knows she can just leave you to fuck randos and then come back to you.
No he can't
>an actual random thread on Sup Forums
Good job guys keep the topics varied
Yeah within reason he can. It is a public sidewalk, he can hold a protest, he can yell, whatever. See the problem is with the taking pictures of my daughter, my house is not considered public, but private. So the original example is already shitty, so that is why i kept my answer simple. If you want we can dive into a discussion about what is considered public and private amd what rights people have concerning both?
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So how long before aliens eradicate us for being galactic cancer?
How does this work exactly?
it doesn't.
doesnt talk to girls.
>people thinking you can actually meet a girl playing pokemon
meh
jesus christ girls are such fucking pussies
I agree. That was pretty good.